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Circle Report - run 1800
1800th Run
16/1/08
Upper Thompson Rd
Hares: Boo and Virginia Slim
Just before we set off on the run, I'm sure I heard one of the Hares say that it would not be a particularly long run and the front runners should be back in about 55 minutes, depending how long they linger around the champagne stop. Well, as we spent nearly 15 minutes searching at the first circle check, this was not going to leave much running time. Anyway, out along the fence line it was a pleasant plod up the hill, observing what the various maids were preparing for dinner in the back kitchens. into some promising jungle trail only to find a very tricky circle that required us to go back. It was at this stage that your scribe, in his haste to get back after checking nearly 2 kilometres forward slid out of control down a muddy embankment, narrowly avoiding Shoe Shopper, and ended up at the bottom in a muddy marsh full of thorns. Luckily Stiff was on hand to perform a rescue mission, only to be left stuck in the marsh himself as the scribe ran off to catch the rest of the pack. Some more bush bashing and nice trails saw us emerge back into civilisation. however in order to reach the champers stop, hashers had to abseil with ropes down into a deep drain and then crawl through a tiny rat hole that would even have been tricky for a Hobbit. But then there it was, the champagne! Ahhh, cheers! Those that had too much though were still confronted with a bit of a trek home, the sensible ones taking a drink with them. By this stage, dinner was well and truly over and we observed the maids cleaning up the dishes. Most runners got back around the 1 hour 20 minute, just a tad over the estimated 55 mins by the Hares.
What did we think of the run? 55 minutes???? Good hike, too much swamp, too much swamp!
Verdict - Good Run
Next week:
The Aussie Day Run
Jalan Kampong Chantek (at the end of the road)
Hares; Sneaky Comer and Cock Radio
On On: Red Lantern
Wear something Aussie
Visitors and virgins: There were many, way too many for this scribe to list, but they came from far and wide, including Canada, USA, and UK. Amongst them was Mark the alcoholic.
Awards: 150 Runs Cock Radio. (Thank you for the great pewter mug!)
Tutu: A selection of villians were brought in for alleged overstepping the mark, including some of the virgins. However it was Sneaky Comer who was most guilty and spent the night stretching the tutu to its limits.
New member: Allan. welcome aboard.
However, it appears that Allan was all over Goody Bag at last Friday's Run (well, let's face it, who wouldn't be!) and hence he has earned himself the the right to be forever more to be called "Hand Bag"
The Dick: With the arrival of the relatives from overseas who simply wanted to sit up and drink all night, Slow Cum was a little lacking in sleep and was looking forward to catching up on some sleep. However, his attempt at sleeping was continually interrupted by his phone ringing. It was Stiffy, pestering him about some trivial little matters in their social life. Take the dick Stiffy and stop pestering.
AOB:
Stiffy reprimands a couple who are sitting on his car. 'I thought it was an ashtray' comments Virgina Slim as he taps his cigar over the bonnet.
Virgina Slim then gets a nice down down for helping out setting runs. Hope this doesn't tarnish his reputation.
Mother Tongue then gets Slim back in and makes 2 points. Firstly that a run involving thorns, holes and barb wire is not fun! (Slim had mentioned that we would all enjoy this run) Secondly, before the run he said he would pop up to show the back runners all the short cuts. 'Where were you?' she asks after completing a half marathon. Ah, this is more like it Slim, well done! You speak with fork tongue.
Goody Bag was then made to get up out of the gutter where she had been lying on her back doing who knows what.
Not Tonite then has a virgin girl, Ching Mei, in for not only having her hand phone on the run but also being continually talking on it, even when going down the river. Give Call Girl a note.
Hash engagement; Wet and Ready has decided she is wet and ready enough for marriage and has become engaged to Brown Finger. 'There's a brown finger in the ring, tra la la la ....."
Slow Cum oveard Shiggy Piggy asking Muffin on the run, ' Is that your Hash name or real name?' Well, let's make a Hash name out of this,You shall be known now as 'Muff-la'
Kamala cops a drink for fooling around with someones girlfriend. I personally don't think we should be discouraging this sort of behaviour however.
Kamala wound herself up and charged Mother Tongue. Basically her charge went like this;
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ghdhj$&*(*_)=-=-p,mnhfGHTYythg655#%*()_)(5r653456rf (lift up top) FGHFGHhtg6456$%^&bnbnnbYTYTT^%$&*& UIYJHGNBHGYJHGUIYIO909897685667V$#$^^*(&^*(*(()*)(UJKJKmn' then Mother Tongue drank and they both left the circle. Good charge, good charge.
Malfunktion charged Boo for being a big prick (are you running out of creativity Mal? Tell us something we don't already know!)
Quote of the day; 'I heard that the Ozzies are so apathetic towards the English that they would not piss up an Englishman's arse if his guts were on fire'
To prove his point,Stiff recalled the incident of helping Cock Radio out of the prickly marsh only to be abandoned by Cock Radio and having to be rescued himself. Personally, I thought it was better I get right away from that area before i created more havoc. Sorry Stiff!
Mother Tongue suggested that Cock Radio was abusing his powers of scribe (again) by getting personal details of female virgins. Only doing my duty MT, truly!
Mark, the visitor with the drinking problem, said that he has been living in Singapore for 6 years and we are the craziest people he has ever met. Welcome!
On that note, it's On On On to the Korean food at the Long House.
Scribed by Cock Radio