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Circle Report - Run 1801
Aussie Day Run
23/1/08
Jalan kampong Chantek
Sneaky Comer, Shoe Shopper, Cock Radio
Into the Durian Trail went the pack only to come out again after finding a T check. Down the road and in for a bit of bush bashing next to the PIE, through the tunnel towards Mayfair Park where a circle caused mass confusion. Eventually a call of ‘Check back’ was uttered, and so it was back through the tunnel to pick up the trail along the stream to the Durian Trail. Some more jungle trails and checks saw the front runners back along the water reservoir(with the lovely new wire fence) in 50 minutes and the rest of the pack all in around 1 hour What did we think of the run? Too many Aussies, too long, Good Run!! Next week; Yes, there will be a run next week, it’s just that the hares haven’t decided where yet! When Slippery Bum and Mother’s Tongue do a recce they will let us know. Stay tuned for further details!
Visitors: Cherry Picker, Nobby Boy Scout, Full Cock Up
New Members; Kannot Can and Khan the Cobra. Welcome!
Returnees; Posh Duck. One Chinaman drinks, all Chinamen drink.
The Tits: No Tits tonite
The Dick: Stiffy does a ‘Virtual Dick’ presentation and asks ‘ What is the best way to piss off an Aussie?’ On in Shaggy Dick and Hell of a Kunt for wearing New Zealand shirts on an Australia Day run! Off Off Off!!
Lipstick: all the men were well behaved with no one deserving the tutu. Come on guys, what‘s going on, running by the rules?
AOB
Sneaky Comer and Shoe Shopper gang up on poor Cock Radio, who at the last minute decided to attend a work meeting instead of setting the run. Apparently, the hand drawn map of the run given to them by CR was too complicated for them to follow. Pants Alone, seeking some vital information from her friends through email, logs in at 6am (what else would you be doing at 6am?) to find 100 messages from Wet and Wild and 125 from Loose Marbles, creating havoc with her in box. Mr Microsoft IT guru, Sneaky Comer, cops the down down for allowing a gremlin into the system that is messing around with Pants Alone’s box.
Next is an invitation from Seletar for 5th Feb, not sure if it’s for a run or piss up! Check their web site.
Nobby Boy Scout congratulates Cock Radio for haring 3 runs this week. What a man (what a fool) Cock Radio gets revenge on Shoe Shopper. Despite having a detailed map that was clearly labeled with precise instructions, she still had to ‘Dial a friend’ 200 meters into setting the run when she became lost!
Sneaky Comer, who is in good form tonight, overheard Handbag in the creek telling Kamala to get her leg over. Leg over what is what we all want to know.
Sneaky Comer then proclaims that New Zealand is the 8th State of Australia and Gets in Pants Alone to inform her that she is actually Australian. (overheard in the background was a comment from a kiwi stating that when a New Zealander migrates to Australia it raises the IQ of both countries. Cheeky bugger, bowl him an underarm.)
All evening, Suzie Wong has been speaking like a pony, a little hoarse, and Dr.Shaggy Dick asked had she been taking anything for it, such as a cough lozenger. Suzie Wong replied no, but she had been sucking on a lollypop. After consulting with his colleagues, Dr. Shaggy Dick suggested that this could actually be the cause of the problem and advised her not to do anymore lollypop sucking for a few days. Well diagnosed Doctor Shaggy.
Finally, Cock Radio pulls out an Australian immigration test for potential new citizens, so in comes a Chinaman, Posh Duck, a Pommy, Stiffy, and a European, Cherry Picker. None of them were able to answer questions such as what does ‘Crikey’ mean, although Stiffy gave it a good try when he answered that ‘Fair Dinkum’ was when a person from Liverpool gets a job. So no potential immigrants from this lot, maybe you could try sneaking in on a leaky fishing boat from Indonesia and claim refugee status.
Scribed by CockRadio