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Circle Report - Run 1807
Labrador Park
27/2/08
Loose Change & Slack Arse
Down by the sea, the salt air, sun shining on the water. What a setting for a run. Off went the pack with Shoe Shopper pretending to know the way but really having no idea. A gallop along the promenade led to a T check. Strangely, the front runners decided to go 20 metres to the side then continued running forward of the T check. I don’t think so! They finally realized that the trail was back, in fact all the way back to the start where Wet Patch was still on his phone. Shoe Shopper was uncertain of where to find the trail, despite the fact that we had pointed out to her the long line of paper along the bushes as we drove in. The pace picked up along the main road, especially as runners crossed dodging the traffic. A T Check up in the bushes had everyone scratching their heads. Old paper was found on what otherwise looked like a promising bush trail. Shoe Shopper found a piece of relatively new paper past the temple but decided that one piece of paper doesn’t make a trail. Sitffy was a bit hungry and suggested searching the hawkers for a bit of something. Looked like she knew where she was going, ‘ I have a hunch’ she said leading us up a set of steps. So much for that hunch. Then someone said they saw the Hare disappearing up the hill into the bushes so everyone turned and followed the Hare back into…….. the trail with the old paper! Oh no!! Well, this runner didn’t follow the Hare, as I heard him admitting before the run that he actually didn’t know where most of the trail went. Anyway, a few people headed back, a few followed trail and a few actually found trail that took them over towards the Handle Bar. The run finished with a testing hill climb in Labrador park and some great sea views. Very pleasant.
What Did we think of the run? Too many hares that don’t know the way, too many easy T checks! Good Run!!
Next week:
Shoe Shopper and Wet patch, Bukit Batok Nature Park, Car Park down the bottom. Anyone with a limp in the left leg and of Asian origin should think twice about this run!
Virgins, Guests (sorry, I couldn’t distinguish between them): Bold Fokker, Tongue Job, Cheeky, Marrie, Wet an Ready, Knobby Boy Scout, Shag, Bagless, Donna, terry, Dogmeat.
The Dick:
Shaggy Dick has 3 nominations,
1. The Car Park quickly filled up before the run, which probably had something to do with the fact that it had only space for 6 cars, when a non hashing car attempted to enter. Shaggy quickly jumped in front of it, gestured with arm signals that the park was full and the driver should reverse and f.. off. Right Royal Tit then informed Shaggy that the driver was none other than Shaggy’s Big Boss. Royal Tit is charged for giving Shaggy a sleepless night worrying if he still had a job the next day.
2. Stiffy at the tricky T check was heard to be mumbling and muttering under his breath, ‘ This just bloody sums up my f…ing day’ Seems that his car broke down on the way to the run, it cost him $20 in taxi fares and he copped a driver who didn’t know where Labrador Park was. That’s what you get for having a cheap Korean car Stiffy, why don’t you get something a bit more reliable, try European!
3. Octopusy made a claim that men couldn’t squat, so he gets a few males into test her theory. Shaggy squats comfortably, Khan Not Can squats with style, Father Anus squats no problems. Bad luck Octopussy, men can squat. But can women stand???? Give squatter a note. So who gets the Dick? Squatter of course!
The Tits Sadly missing tonight.
AOB?
After some sad news from the GM, Loose Change brightens things up by announcing it’s Boo’s Birthday. Follow Boo! ‘Why was he born so beautiful, …….’
Stiffy asks the question ‘Are men useful?’ and of course a resounding ‘NOOOO’ comes from the females. However, he received an urgent phone call from a female to come over to her house right away, she had a major problem, oh help me help me please. So Stiffy arrives at the female’s house, and what was the problem that had to be fixed right away?? The toilet seat was broken and needed replacing. On in Knickerless, squat and have a down down. At least men are good for something.
Khan Not Can suggests there is an underlying theme in tonight’s charges, what with all this squatting and toilet seat drama. So he decides this should continue and delves into the topic of digestion and the need to keep regular. In comes a group who are known to be regular. I didn’t catch who they were or what they were regular with.
Mother Tongue drove in late as some of the runners were finishing and noticed Shoe Shopper running amongst a pack of men. Then 2 minutes later Shoe Shopper was left running on her own. 'Why did you leave her on her own?' she asks the men. Well, actually, I had to run off to the toilet admitted Shoe Shopper. Mmm, hope the seat didn’t need replacing.
Hash Cash is brought in and asked a simple question about the previous charge but is unable to answer it. Give her a not for talking and not listening. Now learn to multi task girl! Khan Not Can gives his Birthday run a plug for Sunday ( Apparently anyone who ran this should almost have recovered by now – Ed.)
The GM is charged for being forgetful, but I can't remember what she forgot. I think it was Mother Tongues Birthday.
The GM reminds people that the AGM is getting closer and it is time to think about committee members for next year. NO men (except when the toilet seat needs replacing)
Stiffy asks Slack Arse did he get a BBQ permit as we are on National Parks Land (in fact Mr Ho has set up right outside the NP Office!) How did he get special permission to do this? ‘ Just a minute’ says Slack Arse and off he goes with a huge bundle of Mr Ho’s fush and chups and half a dozen can of Carlsberg to give to the NP Ranger on duty. ‘Now what were you saying Stiffy?’ as he returns.
Shaggy Dick has the Committee in for the lack of run info being sent out lately. Maybe if he is out of work tomorrow he can take over!
It should also be pointed out that Virginia Slim has turned up to the circle 2 weeks in a row and has not made an announcement. It should also be noted that Stiffy’s bad luck did not start tonight with the car breaking down. He electrocuted himself at work and the fridge broke down at home earlier in the week.
On On to fish and Chips and FREE beer by the sea. Good stuff!
Scribed by Cock Radio
(Who is not a female or a sheila as some cheeky buggers yelled out in reference to the make up of committee members!)