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Circle Report - Run 1808
Bukit Batok Nature Park
Shoe Shoper & Wet Pet
5/3/08
Off into the park went the pack, immediately removing all traces of tranquility and alerting any hiding terrorists in this serene park. An early circle bamboozled Big Head who got left behind by the rest of the pack. I found her coming out of a toilet block, not sure if she was checking in there or had decided to sit down awhile and think about things. Anyway, Boo turned up too, not sure if he was lost too, and got us back on trail. After emerging from the jungle there was a nice long long road stretch. Tiger Lily decided that stretch wasn�t long enough and went 1 � kms past the eventual turn off before I managed to call her back. Over the Malay railway and into that other terrorist hiding location, the nature reserve. Somehow the front of the pack collided with Boo who was coming from the opposite direction. Onto the bike trail for some great trail running with a few deceiving T checks and one T check that Tiger Lily decided to put in herself by missing yet ANOTHER turn off. Back into civilization and over Bukit Timah Rd. Oh no, not up Lorong Sesui?? No, thank you Hares. A nice finish through the park and back to the beer truck in 1� hrs for front runners. Good Stuff Hares
What did we think of the run? Not enough terrorists,, where were all the checks in the last 2/3�s of the run, why didn�t we finish up Lorong Sesui hill? GOOD RUN!!!!
Next Week:
Knobby Boy Scout, Dog Meat � Bishan Park
The car park for Wednesday's run is as follows:
BISHAN PARK #2, Ang Mo Kio Avenue 1 Map Ref: 67 1a mighty minds 2002/3
Please note that this is COUPON PARKING. Use your coupons!
On On: at local chinese hawker a la carte
Visitors, Virgins, Detainees:
Wet Pet, Wet and Ready, Arse Licker, Lars, Darlene
The Asian Ladies are called in for having their own private circle. How rude!
The Tutu:
It seems that Bloodshit has been doing a bit of front running tonite and is therefore awarded the tutu
The Dick:
Seems that Octopussy received a parking fine tonight while out on the run and promptly blames Open Wider for not reminding her to use coupons. Really, this had possibilities for �Keep the dick� but Open Wider receives it with open arms, which is a rather strange way to receive a dick when you think about it.
The Tits:
The GM has a very fine set and recalls Octopussy to inform her about the email that was sent out the previous day reminding people to use their parking coupons. Oh dear Octopussy, take the Whingers award as well. Suck it down down down.
We have a Birthday boy, Khanot Kan rolls another year over and receives a nice cake. Not only does he want to eat his cake but is after a bit of a feel of all the girls bottoms. Not Tonight calls in Right Royal Tit (Prince Harry look a like) who is just back from a tour of duty in Afganistan who tells us he is a bit battle weary.
The GM has Tiger Lily in to parade around, seems that she forgot to bring some shorts to change into after the run. So is she wearing nothing? Is this our lucky night? No, she still has her smelly running shorts on. I considered lending her my shorts but not really sure if Tiger Lily would want to get into my pants. Mmm, probably not. Here�s to smelly shorts�. Mother Tongue also receives an honourable mention as Haberdash and not having any shorts to sell Tiger Lily in her time of need. Here�s to lost opportunity�. Sneaky Comer asks Right Royal Tit if that is a gun in his pocket. Bet it�s not shooting blanks either.
Knobby Boy Scout announces that we have a champion amongst us. Tiger Lily is now the Singapore Veterans Biathlon Champion. Hurly burly, what a girly! Veteran hey, does that mean she will start slowing down now??
Cock Radio noticed a shopping basket from Giant Supermarket in the Beer Wagon and proclaimed how the theft of these items is leading to inflated food prices. A hash naming then takes place with our guilty Beer man now to be known as Basket Case. What a basket.
Loose Change said she heard something occur between Arse Licker and Darlene. There was an exchange of words between the two, the end result being that Darlene received a naming. At this stage, things got rather hot and sweaty for the males as Darlene was on all fours and performing some sensational movements with her bum in the air as the GM attempted to name her �Licker My Arse� A few frisky males then lined up behind Licker My Arse as she wiggled and waggled her bum around in the air, leaving little to the imagination, while one very cheeky male even stood in front of her while she was performing on the ground. Finally she was named, but not after more bum gyrating and pulsating movements. Phew.
The frisky males who lined up behind Licker My Arse for a free show where duly charged for being dirty old men, Stiffy, Cock Radio and Shaggy Dick being amongst them. Interesting 3 names of these dirty old men that were lining up for Licker My Arse. Mmm.
Mother Tongue is having a little trouble (what�s new??) with the Birthday boy�s name. Is it can Not Can or is it Khanot Khan or is it ��?Well, just as well there is no grandmother around for this discussion.
Stiffy points out that he hasn�t been receiving a newsletter for the past few weeks and then discovers he is not the only one, there has been no newsletter. Why? He demands answers. The scribe has been sending reports to Melbourne where the On Sec was on holidays but nothing had been coming back to Singapore. Explain what is going on Open Wider? Seems she was unable to drag herself away from shopping and wine bars to get to an Internet Caf�. �She the meanest, ���..� Arselicker, who is on the wagon, is charged for being responsible for the naming of Licker My Arse and showing us another side of Darlene that we had never seen before (but hopefully will see lots lots more of in the future)
Arselicker has an explanation of why he was late to the run tonight. He had checked the internet and read that this weeks run was at Labrador Park so off to the seaside he goes dressed in his best beach gear, sunnies and bucket and spade only to find no one there. A quick phone call gets him on the road to Bukit Batok, breaking all speed records and collecting numerous speeding tickets. On in the Committee for leading him up the Beach Path.
Open Wider has Big Head in as a look a like for the Hareline Organiser, who was calling her at 1 am in the morning when she was in Melbourne. Yes, there is a 3 hour time difference!!
On that note, it�s
On On On On to the Croaky Frog!!