Circle Report - Run 1814
The AGM
Holland Rd
Open Wider & Loose Change
116/4/08
Circle Report
The Run.The Hares did a wonderful job of linking up some familiar areas over the back of Dempsey and giving us a few not so well known sections also. Out the back of Queensway, we finally found our way to the golf Driving Range. The front runners, led by Tiger Lily, went left, while those with much less visual impairment went right where the pack eventually came to a halt at the end of the drain. As that famous Aussie politican, Sir Joe Bejekle Petersen said, ‘You can’t stand with one leg either side of the barbed fence.’ Fortunately everyone managed to negotiate the rusty barbed wire fence, although there were some anxious moments, with some Hashers trying to recall when they had their last tetanus shot. Some good bush areas brought the pack out onto the Dempsey Field, which they crossed the length of, then up the steps for a dash back to the waiting Beer Truck and swimming pool. Very enjoyable.
Circle Report
What did we think of the run?
Great run. Well done Hares
Next week;
Anzac Day Run, Jurong Heavy Vechicle Car Park (The Greasy Spoon) Cock Radio and Aussie and Kiwi friends
Virgin:
Caroline, not only her first run but as soon as she saw all the good looking males she joined up as a member!
The Dick and Tutu had a rest tonight.
The Tits:
The Tits made a spectacular by knocking over a rubbish bin. Not Good Enough and Giveway had a domestic tiff in the Circle the end result being the Tits ending up here at home with me. I have no idea how or why, but no doubt I deserved it!!
The old Committee then welcomed in the new Committee, which means we have some new titties. Show us your Headlights! Amongst all the welcoming and thank you’s to the Old Committeee, Open Wider was presented with a lovely bunch of flowers for all her work beyond the call of duty.
| The Annual Awards | |
|---|---|
| Most laid: | Loose Change |
| Marathon Run | Mothers Tongue and Yana(Tongue anywhere?) |
| Shortest Run | Sybil and Squire (6mins 45 secs!!!) |
| Wimps Award | Knobby Boy Scout and Dogsmeat who sat in a Coffee Shop waiting for the rain to stop instead of setting the run. |
| Makan Award | Give Way and Not Good enough for their home made chilli con carne |
| Most Pissed Off award | Fat Crashing Bastard and Too Easy when we all got locked in the run site by the Army. Look a likes Malfunction and Goody Bags accepted the award. |
| The ‘Can Do Lah’ Award | Virginia Slim for always coming to the rescue as a hare. Apparently he is a Horny (Honorary) Member |
| The Grandad (Viagra) Award | Boo. |
| Worst Lay (crappiest run) | Father Anus at Yishun |
| Best on on | Suzie Wong for her Christmas bash. As she accepted her award, every effort was made to get her leaning forward so Khannot Can could get a cleavage photo. |
| Whinger Award | Octopussy for her griping about getting a parking fine at Fooket Buttock (also known as Bukit Batok) despite getting an email the day before reminding drivers to use parking coupons. She then asked the Harriets to pay the fine for her! |
| 50th run award | our new GM, Wet and Wild, who now has a small cup size. |
| Auditors thank you | Gyspy. At this, a rather grumpy Zipp tells us of the work involved in auditing the accounts, she hasn’t had a bonk for 2 weeks now. |
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