Circle Report - Run 1816
2/5/08
Right Royal Tit & Shaggy Dick2
Upper Thompson Rd.
The Run
This was going to be a hot run, in fact as one Harriet put it during the run, it was a stinker of a day. With the temperature sitting on 33 degrees and the humidity at 80%, the pack set of on this virgin hares run. The Hare was very kind early in the run, actually giving some little discrete hand signals as to which way to go at some of the checks. The trail kept skirting around the perimeter of the bush, always threatening to take us into wilderness. But the Hare was a little teaser, keeping us on fence lines and house backyards until he finally sent yours truly, via a discrete little hand signal at a check, up the garden path so to speak and took the rest of the pack down a drain and finally into the bush. Some nice bush trails out of the sun, followed by a massive home trail through the forest got the pack back for a well deserved drink in about the 1 hour mark.
What did we think of the run?
Too cold, not enough heat, longer home trail!!! Great run, well done Hares!
Visitors and virgins;
Yes, we had a few but I forgot to get the sheet, but I can tell you there were 3 American semen, including a virgin.
Naughty boys;
The 3 sailors were seen running ahead at one stage, they didn’t know better, but Khannot Can and Shiggy Piggy should know that this is a ladies hash, women at front at ALL times. The sailors didn’t have hash shirts on so were told to strip, one of them actually had 2 shirts on; neither of them were hash related so he gets the pink tutu.
The Dick;
Cock Radio was sent by the Hare up a long hill at a t check by the hare only to hear the ‘on back’ call some 750 meters in the opposite direction. So Right Royal Tit gets the Dick for making a dick out of the Hash Scribe!
The Tits;
Stiffy enters with a very firm set, and calls in a German, American and a Chinaman. For all those worried about a Chinese business takeover of the world, he puts our mind at rest. Seems that Stiffy bought a product made in China that contained a very apologetic note in some very apologetic English. Amongst other things, the letter suggested that the product may be defective, or at best of inferior quality to one made in Germany or the US. But they are working on it. In the meantime, they are basically suggesting that we stick to the non Chinese version. What was the product Stiffy, a condom? Anyway, the Chinaman gets the Tits.
Octopussy then suggests there could be a hasher planning a little bit of a play this coming weekend. It is discovered that this mischievous hasher told his good wife that he had Thursday off, being a public holiday, but did not disclose he also had Friday off, thus making it a nice long weekend. On in Stiffy, and what time does the ferry to Batam leave???
Slowcum has our new On Sec in, who you would think would know about the basic running of the Club. Arriving at the run site at 5.20, she discovers that there is not another hasher in site. ‘oh, no we’re at the wrong car park, quick, quick, lets get going, its nearly time for the run to start. Slowcum suggests that they are actually in the correct car park, the reason there is no one else here yet is because we are so f..ing early.The run starts at 6.00 o’clock Jack Off, not 5.30!!!
Jack Off and Sneaky Comer were having a little discussion out on the trail as to whether they were on new paper or old paper. Sneaky proclaims with a degree of authority, I‘ve hashed 275 times, I should know the difference between old and new paper. However he probably picked the wrong person to say this too, because despite her very youthful appearance, Jack Off has done well over 600 runs and has probably seen a lot of new and old paper in that time!
Not Tonight informs us of the giant Octouppsy that is being thawed by scientists in New Zealand. No chance of having a frozen Octopussy here tonight with this heat.
HELP ! ! ! ! Hares are needed for May 21st
Bloodshit reminds us how 3 / 4 year olds always seem to do a song and dance about wanting to do a wee every time their parents take them to the supermarket. ‘Mummy, wee wee!’ Ok, it is fair enough to excuse kids at this age but tonight on the trail we heard the same cry coming from double back who just had to go!
Shaggy Dick 2 is very pleased with himself as he managed to coordinate his lovely coloured purple chalk with Goody Bags G string, which was also a lovely purple colour. But how did you find that out Shaggy???
Sneaky Comer believes that some of the Committee have been out doing some special sexy shopping, looking for special little numbers to wear to the Circle. On in the Head consultant Goody Bags! And on that note it was On On On to the Long House for a bit of this and a bit of that.
Scribed by Cock Radio