Circle Report - Run 1819
14/5/08
The Run
Perhaps due to the miracle of modern communications, most runners found the “updated” run site on time and an eager pack was set loose by the GM at 6pm. Off we went for a sure fire T-check up the road….no, well then it must be a T-check in the park…no, just a little loop and on to Ridout road for the FRB’s to stretch their legs. On down to Queenstown club where a few well placed circles brought the pack together and we were back on familiar turf down the back of the driving range. Or so we thought. The hares surprised everyone by heading us off over to Jervois Hill and from there I have no idea where we went. Back by Chatsworth Road, past MHA, and a quick sprint on home via Dempsey Hill.
Circle Report
What did we think of the run? There was lots of mumbling going on and I didn’t really catch it all as I scrambled to find a bit of paper. Anyway, loud calls of ‘Good Run,’ got the hares a well deserved drink. On-on at Dempsey Hut, al-a-carte.
Next Week’s Run:
For some reason Not Good Enough was hiding in a corner as Give Way entered the circle to announce that next week’s run would be co-hared by a mystery man, with Not Good Enough clearly in the doghouse. Come along to the run to find out more. End of Arcadia Road, on-on on-site with Delhi Curry.
Lipstick:
Boo, Hardy Boy, Jayman (sorry might have the spelling or even name wrong here) and Patrick reluctantly joined the GM in the circle having been charged with running in front of a lady. Reluctance quickly turned to something else as Goody Bag anointed these naughty boys with lipstick. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think this new lipstick approach is much of a disincentive to male front running.
The Dick: missing in action.
The Tits: also missing in action.
Visitors:
Hardy Boy, Norma, Jayman, Patrick were welcomed. Bagless II apparently can’t be bothered joining so was duly spanked.
Any Other Business
Boo was very keen to enlighten the circle about the Birds and the Bees. During the run Boo was with the front runners (a likely story) and watched many of them pass through a bush. Along came Stiffy, who emerged from the bush saying “ouch ouch ouch” and complaining he had been stung by bees. Give the little prick a note.
Stiffy continues the birds and bees theme and asks Patrick to join him in the circle. According to Stiffy, Patrick followed him into the offending bush. After he had gotten rid of his bees, Stiffy asked “how many stings did you get”, to which the answer was “one, and it really hurt”. On the verge of charging Patrick with being a whimp, he is told that it was actually Jayman and Stiffy gets a drink for mistaken identity, or perhaps his careless remark that “all Chinamen look the same to me”.
Determined to get some solace for his pain, Stiffy has Dances with Kerbs into the circle for arranging the run through bee infected bushes.
Wet n Wild has noticed that Octopussy has a new car, complete with boy-racer spoiler on the back. Wet n Wild apparently knows all about Toy Boys and believes that Octopussy’s new car is deliberately designed to attract such. Give the boy puller a note.
Not Good Enough has more information about boy racer cars and believes Octopussy has a “multi-purpose car”: ironing board in the back, bottle opener I don’t know where, handles on the back for holding on to during passionate moments, and the number ‘21’ which presumably for keeping score of the number of shags attained using the car as bait. Give 21 shags a note!
Mother’s Tongue thinks she has more information about Octopussy’s f@#k me car, and suggests she should be ashamed of herself for using the mirror to watch herself during intimate moments.
At this point Octopussy staggers out of the circle hoping the car comments are done with.
Not Good Enough was talking to the GM before the circle and wondered whether Wet n Wild’s shoes were f@#k me shoes or f@#k off shoes, since apparently the heels were not really that high and they possibly couldn’t be described as dainty. Wet n Wild apparently replied that they were “can’t be f@#ked” shoes, for which she gets a drink.
Zipp has overheard Hardy Boy and Norma having a bit of a debate during the run. KL hashers, they are used to being up to their armpits in mud and jungle, so apparently Norma was looking forward to a trip to nice sterile Singapore and was under the impression the hash would be conducted up and down escalators in an air-conditioned shopping mall on Orchard Road. Since Hardy Boy did not correct the impression, he gets a charge for lying and Norma gets one for believing him.
Boo has noticed that Peep Show is wearing formal attire, and wonders when the hash started requiring formal wear in the circle. Give over-dressed a note.
Kamala points out that Confucious has brought her grandson to the hash. Of course when one grandma drinks, all grandmas drink so there was a short interruption while we took care of that. Anyway Kamala is concerned that having brought such a nice grandson to the hash, Confucious proceeded to abandon him and there was some concern during the run about where he was. When Kamala found him, he was worried about where his grandma was – well the answer to that was obvious, she was in the bar. Give them both a note.
Speaking of people missing in action, Kamala had been asking Kannot Kan where Kan the Kobra is, because after all she is Hash Brew and needs to be on duty. Kannot Kan apparently got quite heated: don’t ask me anything about hash brew, I don’t know anything about it, etc. So he gets a drink for being a concerned partner.
Talkers in the circle for a drink for disrespect. You know who you were. Now shut the f@#k up during the circle.
Stiffy is obviously in a medical frame of mind tonight and has been reading in the press that women with skinny asses are more likely to contract diabetes than those with a bit more padding. Goody Bag is brought in to illustrate the dangers of a skinny ass, and gets a drink of water to minimize the risks.
Suzee Wong enters the circle for a charge and is rudely interrupted with “well no chance of diabetes there then”. Not Good Enough doesn’t need to be told the error of his ways and gives himself a drink. Suzee Wong wants to know if when the cat is away, the mice will play? For some reason Goody Bag and Kannot Kan both have stiff necks today, and is this related to Kan the Kobra being away? I don’t know but they had a drink anyway.
Zipp takes the GM to task since not only is there a shortage of f@#k me shoes, one of her committee members is not wearing a hash shirt! On in Goody Bag, closely followed by Suzee Wong, Kamala, and Norma. Buy a hash shirt when the haberdash is back! The scribe remarked that the original charge was a bit unfair, the boys are fairly certain that Goody Bag has hash knickers.
Hardy Boy announces the KL Full Moon Hash Pub Crawl on October 12, only 50 Ringgit. Check Friday’s web site, no doubt they will have all the details.
Scribed by Sneaky Comer at the last minute on a scrap of fish and chips paper, so humble apologies for any errors.