Circle Report - Run 1820
Arcadia Road - 28/5/08
Give Way, NOT Not Good Enough
(Mystery Man is Virginia Slim)
It rained heavily on Wednesday afternoon which meant that the run was sure to be a muddy one, for which we got confirmation when we arrived at the run site to find that Virginia Slim was the hare - he is never happy unless you are up to your elbows in mud on the run.
So off we went under the PIE, up the bank and down into the jungle and mud. We crossed one stream four times before finally giving up and running in the stream itself. As is normal for one of Virginia Slim's runs, you get your shoes very very muddy, then go into a stream and they get washed off, only to be led straight into a bog immediately after to muddy up the shoes again. All great fun. We then had an interesting climb up a hill of logs and old leaves, into the golf course, a loop around the end, and then back to home.
Circle Report
The circle started with a lonely pair of shoes keeping the GM company in the middle of the circle. What was the story? More on that later.
What did we think of the run? With the advertised hares missing in action, thanks to Virginia Slim for stepping in and setting a GOOD RUN.
Next Week’s Run: Not Tonight’s Over the Hill run at Kent Ridge Park – Vigilante Drive Car Park B. Please wear your Year of the Rat run shirts if you have one.
Visitors: Eureka, Croc’o shit, Wet Patch, Selena, Jackie, Lisa, Casey, Erik, Michael, Long Suffrin, Boris Balls …… Boo was heard to call “Yankees Go Home” instead of “Guest Fees $20”.
Returnees: In and Out, Posh Duck and many more…. The Tits: after a minute of embarrassed silence, Shag piped up “oh I have the tits”. Off she went to get them, well prepared this girl. Pointing to her own as she reluctantly agreed to put the supplemental ones on, she mumbled something about getting lost tonight. I’m afraid I lost the point a bit there, but anyway on in one of our American Sailor Boys who was apparently checking out his looks in the mirror of the beer truck after the run. Give the vain boy a note; and can we have our tits back next week please?
The Dick: missing in action.
Lipstick: Having given the game away in last week’s run report, Sneaky Comer wanted to validate what the punishment was for front running this week. The GM refused to answer the question and had Sneaky Comer, Comes Quietly, and Stiffy in for being too keen to be kissed. On in Kamala to plant a huge lipstick kiss on these naughty boys.
Any Other Business
Give Way arrived at this point and was invited into the circle. But she’s not wearing a hash shirt, so she quickly retrieves an Australia Day run shirt – is that where she’s been, Australia? Anyway, she gets a drink and thanks for an excellent run.
Wet Pet asks Give Way to stay. She isn’t sure why the Hare wasn’t here for the run, but it was exceptionally well laid, so give the well laid one a note.
Wet n Wild decides it is time to resolve the mystery of the shoes sitting in the middle of the circle. No one seems willing to own up to them, so the GM suggests a Cinderella like testing to find the owner. Knowing the game is up, Ros confesses that they are hers; which leads to a frenzied potential naming. Discarding Stinky Spink, Lost Sole, Sphincter, and Smelly Sphincter (thank heavens), Ros is finally blessed with the name Ah-Sole.
Sneaky Comer reminds the circle that Wednesday is a polite hash and we always warn our fellow travelers of trips, decapitating vines, swing-backs, and so on. Today he was warned of “uneven ground”, only to find himself chest deep in a hole in the creek. On-in Goody Bag for an inadequate warning, not to mention not paying attention.
Tiger Lilly has noticed Twin Towers sucking something in the circle – give the all day sucker a note. On a roll, she also has King Lear in for remarking that he was stiff this morning and is still stiff after the run. Well stop taking those blue pills then.
Wet n Wild points out that Kan the Kobra has unveiled a sexy new hash brew apron and makes some unseemly comments about her age. Kannot Kan gets a drink as well.
Kamala was told a sad story on arriving at the run tonight. Apparently Blood Shit and Double Back arrived separately but Blood Shit was unable to recognize his wife. Give the blind and in the dog house man a note.
Zipp is a tolerant soul and will put up with men constantly putting their hands in their pockets in the circle. However, enough is enough when one of our Yankee Sailors is enjoying himself a bit too much for taste. Give the fiddler a note. This gives the GM the chance to anoint him with the Tutu.
Suzee Wong knows that to err is human and to forgive is divine. However, when the On Sec sends out communications with erroneous phone numbers it is just too much to forgive. Particularly when it is Jack Off’s own phone number that is wrong. Give her a note.
Stiffy reminds the men in the circle that it is their responsibility to pay for nice frocks for their partners, so suggests that Kannot Kan is shirking his responsibility since Kan the Kobra is wearing the sponsor’s attire, being dressed like a Carlsberg girl. Give the cheapskate a note.
At this, Not Tonight is outraged that Stiffy would know what a Carlsberg girl wears and wonders what he has been up to.
In and Out, hard of hearing at the best of times, points out that we already have a difficult run site, being so close to the noise of the PIE. So he is especially peeved at some constant chatter that is distracting him and making it hard to hear the circle. On-in chatterboxes Suzee Wong and Virginia Slim. For good measure, Goody Bag also gets a drink for always being a distraction.
Jack Off got a bit of grief for the run site announcement this week. Since she is talking softly the circle gathers in to 2m to hear the charge. Some people couldn’t read the announcement, some people didn’t get it, but Wet Pet takes the cake for complaining about getting the run announcement twice. Perhaps she needs a new computer.
This reminds Not Tonight to complain about false advertising. The run announcement implied the mystery man co-haring tonight’s run would be a nice, young, muscle bound gentleman. On arrival she was pleased to see the young Navy boys, but imagine her disappointment when the hare turned out to be Virginia Slim. Give Way and her navy boys get a note.
Wet Pet, on the other hand, is not disappointed by Virginia Slim. Asked to estimate Wet Pet’s age, Slim erred on the favourable side by a good margin. Give him a note anyway.
At this point, Kamala asks Virginia Slim to stay in the circle. Apparently, on being called in for the last charge, Slim asked Kamala to keep his cigar alive. Is that a cheap version of a blow job?
On On to a fabulous Delhi Curry on site, with drinks provided by the hares. Great run.
Scribed by Sneaky Comer (come back Cock Radio, we love you).