Circle Report - Run 1823
Changi Village
Pants Alone and Wet & Ready
18/6/08
The Run
A fairly small group assembled in the Changi Village car park, and at 6pm people were still arriving, so the GM wisely decided to have a chat for a while. The hares assured us it wouldn’t be a long run, so the pack headed off at 6.10 for the usual circle down by the beach. Someone, was it Khannot Khan, actually checked the circle direction heading into the water, very dedicated! Back along the boardwalk we went, then up to the various derelict mansions and then back to the run site. About 45 minutes but a nice one for the runners. Well done hares.
Circle Report
What did we think of the run? Peeking out from under their umbrellas, “good run” was heard, interspersed with Baa Baa sounds. Thanks Boo, you are persona non grata in New Zealand. Next Week’s Run: Shoe Shopper wasn’t at the run to announce the location, but a book is running on Lorong Sesui, or somewhere within 500m of it. No-one seemed willing to bet against it.
Visitors:
There were a few but they all disappeared before the circle. They must have paid since the Hash Cash was on the job.
Returnees:
King Lear.
The Dick:
Boo has the Dick, and we can only wonder where it has been. Boo was quick to point out the late start, and wondered whether the responsible parties were the Committee or the Hares? On in Pants Alone, Wet & Ready, and Dances with Kerbs. By acclamation Dances with Kerbs gets the Dick. Boo obviously wasn’t a late comer.
The Tits:
Bizzie Bush was initially a little bit stumped and needed a bit of help on a hash name. A short committee meeting ensued and eventually Khannot Khan was called into the circle. Apparently he spent all night telling everyone in shouting distance that he needed a woman. So Khan the Kobra is called in and asked “what is the problem, why does Khannot Khan need a woman?” Next in was Bit on the Side, who apparently refused to do a check in the haunted house. So three candidates were lined up and Khannot Khan got to wear the tits home. Perhaps he will be satisfied this week.
Lipstick:
Comes Quietly, Father Anus, and King Lear were all caught in front tonight. Asked who they wanted to apply the lipstick, the unanimous request was for Kamala. I think Goody Bag might have helped as well.
Any Other Business
Sneaky Comer wanted to know where the hares lived. Pants Alone lives in AMK next to Bishan Park, and Wet & Ready is just about to move there. So what the f&^k are we doing in Changi then he wants to know. Give the travelers a note.
Wet & Ready has an immediate grudge. Didn’t Sneaky Comer set a run called the “Not Everybody Lives on F*^king Bukit Timah Road run? Yes. Well give the hypocrite a note then, at least this run is closer to home than normal.
Octopussy has a bone to pick with Boo for being uncaring. When the pack was running up the hill to the haunted house, he stopped Quickie, telling her it was a loop, but insisted that Octopussy should run up there.
No wonder Boo was worried. Handbag noticed that Father Anus was making scary haunted house noises in the old house. Give the scarer a drink.
Sneaky Comer wants Turbo, Khan the Kobra, and Bizzie Bush in. Now we know that there are a number of Wednesday full members who aren’t too diligent about going off and checking when the need arises. But these three, standing at the check, heard a “need a woman” call and responded with, “oh, please, not us. Tiger Lilly, where are you?” Give the lazy buggers a note.
Zipp was crooned with “Sweet Caroline” before the run, by Goody Bag, but doesn’t she realize that Zipp is actually the ugly older sister, and Indecent Exposure isn’t here. Thanks for singing to an old fart, but give her a note.
Kamala invites the circle to sit down, but it is a bit wet. She has a serious charge. The hash makes people happy. Look at Boo, he looks younger since he got married. Zipp is looking happy. Stanley has two legs. So Kamala was pleased tonight to have a car turn up, shine its lights on her, and stay to admire her body. Imagine her disappointment when Zipp goes over to check, and reports that the perver is a woman. Give the spoilsport a note.
Handbag has noticed that Boo has had a haircut. He remarks that Boo is a bit disappointed, after all he went to JB, asked for a haircut, and that is what he got. Handbag gets to drink in company.
Zipp really enjoyed the run tonight and even got to solve some checks. But someone here was a little late and had to run every inch of the run, including checks, but herself. On in Big Head for dedication.
Boo recounts his memories of travel – “you know, I went to New Zealand and found the whole place closed”. Pretty much the same is true of Changi Village. So is Pants Alone just trying to get re-acclimatized to New Zealand? Give her a note.
Kannot Khan wants Basket Case in because he was late to the run site. How are we to get our pre-run drink, he wants to know? Basket Case runs back from wherever he was, and the true reason for the charge is revealed, it is Basket Case’s birthday. He gets Happy Birthday in English, Mandarin, and Bahasa (well done Zipp).
Zipp has an announcement. Please come to Kampong Hash on Saturday at Jalan Kampong Chantek, 5:30pm. Hope the run was good, this note is a bit late now J
On On to Millie’s Restaurant.
Scribed by Sneaky Comer.