Circle Report - Run 1830
Lor Lada Hitam
6th August
Boo, Quickie & Virginia Slim
The Run
A swirling mass of red and white headed into the bush and after a few minutes of running found themselves almost back where they had started. On back was the call. It wasn�t long before gun fire could be heard echoing through the jungle. A Circle check had runners with a phobia about being shot, such as Sneaky Cummer, checking in the opposite direction to the gun fire while the braver (foolish??) like Bagless headed directly into the line of fire. Sure enough, the on call came from Bagless and into the danger zone we went. A camouflaged soldier with a radio pack was passed; thankfully he had called a ceasefire while the pack passed through the battle zone. If one looked carefully up the hill further, a group of soldiers in camouflage could be seen hidden lying prone on the ground with rifles mounted pointing directly at us. Oh Boo, what are you doing to us? Another Circle check was broken by plodding through a swamp and finally a fence line was reached. The FRB�s, led by Tiger Lily came back saying T check, and this then created total confusion with the pack gong in all directions but getting nowhere. �I know that if we go down the hill and turn left we will be home in 5 minutes and we can have a beer� says Loose Change helpfully. Finally it is decided that someone with better eyesight should have a look at the T check. Sure enough, Wet Patch finds trail leading down the hill only 20 meters from the check. It is Twin Towers that leads the way again, she is showing remarkable speed and stamina tonight, what is going on? Oh, Fawlty Towers is away so she has stored up energy that is usually expended on other physical activities! Some friendly soldiers are found having a little rest on the ground so the pack jumps over the top of them and back onto trail. Another nice little swamp, and then into the creek where Tiger Lily engages in some water wrestling. Along the creek and out, to find 2 circle checks within 20 meters of each other. Up the hill, then out onto the tracks for a fast hit out back to home in about 75 minutes. Good work!
What did we think of the Run?
Yes, this was certainly a good run. Good T-shirt too, thanks Boo and Quickie and BMC
Virgin:
Han made his debut
Returnees and visitors:
Posh Duck, Lethal Weapon (and weren�t there a few of those out there tonight!) Dogmeat, King Leer, Wet Patch, Phoney Dick, Bagless
Awards;
The GM presents Boo with a shirt for coming 650 times on a Wednesday night. �Off, off off� and he does.
Birthday gals,
Open Wider and Jack Off are given a song.
Lipstick;
�Were there any gentlemen on the run?� asks the GM. Of course there were no gentlemen on the run, but Shiggy Piggy and Dogmeat were bought in anyway and given the royal lipstick treatment. Remember, this is a ladies Hash!
At this stage, Boo spilled his beer.
The Tits;
apparently having cosmetic surgery along with the Dick. I believe that Twin Towers and Goody Bags have something to do with these items.
AOB
- Wet Pet (welcome back, school must be starting again) gets in Boo and Virginia Slim. It seems that she was running through the jungle when an army man fell at her feet. She then has Major Boo and Corporal Slim demonstrate what this looked like and the 2 men are crawling along at Wet Pets feet army style. Unfortunately Corporal Slim got carried away, started groping her leg then attempted to get out his lethal weapon. Let�s hope he is shooting blanks.
- Hand Bag has Wet Pet back in for mistaken identity, she thought he was a big noted rugby player. Have a drink Hooker.
- Advertising: September 13 Red Dress Run (loose change drops her water bottle on her foot � can�t hold her drink)
- The Human Race takes place on August 31
- Mekong Hash in Thailand, do a Google for web site.
- Beijing starting this Friday says Zipp, but it is a bit tricky getting an entry! The GM mentions that a pair of sunglasses was found. In comes Shoe Shopper, again!
- Twin Towers tells how when she was the front running lady she called out �Trip�, but Cock Radio still tripped on it and went flying because he was too busy looking at my arse! (Ok ok, yes I was, better than looking at Shaggy Dicks arse though �CR)
- Sneaky Cummer had some left over T shirts which Twin Towers decided to try on. She picked out one that was so small that even Wet N� Wild�s 7 year old daughter could not fit into. Now this would have been a great sight to see her 2 Towers in such a small top. Where was Kan Not Can with the camera??
- The Singaporeans are in for the National Anthem and the pledge. Happy National Day!
- Boo calls in the Malaysians and reminds them how one of their senior Government Ministers was caught on video having sex. Boo then suggests to the Malaysians that they practice safe sex not by wearing a condom but by wearing a mask. He also questions is there really such a thing as a doctor who specializes in examining a***holes?? The GM observed that Suzee Wong did not come in for the National Anthem. Could it be that she doesn�t know the words or has forgotten her nationality??
- Zipp comes into charge someone but forgets their name and then discovers that they are not here anyway. Good try!
- Cock Radio read in the paper that lawyers may have to take a fitness test in order to practice so he brings in Boo who then runs 1 lap of the Circle, does 3 star jumps and 2 push ups. A nurse, Twin Towers, is then bought in to check his pulse and reflexes. Boo passes with flying colors and goes back to continue drinking his beer.
- Zipp overhead Big Head saying that Singaporeans are related to Malaysians, like cousin�s once removed. However Zipp objects to this and says we were not removed from Malaysia, we were kicked out!
- Boo points out that the run does start at 6, maybe Gyspie needs a new watch as he always arrives at 7!
- Final announcement: 35th Anniversary Run, November 1st
- Sybil spoils the boy�s fun and conversation by reminding Hand Bag and Wet Pet ��no talking rugby and soccer at the Harriet�s!� Just keep to sex and you will be safe! On On On to Sembawang Rd for makan, and it was good!
Scribed by Cock Radio