Circle Report - Run 1831
13/8/08
Chestnut Drive
Comes Quietly
The Run
The big question was would the Hare remember that he was the Hare this week?? Or would he be in some foreign country watching the Olympics?? But, Yes, there he was covered in flour and mud. So at 6 .05 the Pack set off on the 6.00 run,�What time does a 6 0�clock run start?� asks Not Good Enough. Down the hill and over the creek (stream, small passage of water)) for a circle check. Could it be back along the creek? No, it was all the way back up the grass hill before heading into jungle trails and coming across an orgasmic garden. Ok, organic garden, but with the �ohhs� and �ahhs� coming from local people like Father Anus as they admired the fruit and vegetables, it could have been the former! Some more nice trails and a BMX track, then down the hill towards water. Boo saw a shortcut, instead of following dry land around the end of the peninsula, he went straight across and ended up in some nasty mud. Those behind decided �Don�t follow Boo,� and took a safer alternative just to the edge.
At one stage ,Quickie found a log to cross, and with all the dainty poise of a 14 year old Chinese Gymnast on the balance beam, she crossed over a mud patch and double somersaulted with a half pike dismount to land gracefully on what appeared to be dry, solid ground. Judges score: 9. 85. Well done Quickie. Next up on the balance log was Not Good Enough. While maintaining some sort of form of balance, there was very little poise about his performance on the beam. His only chance of a winning score was to perform a remarkable dismount. So, picking the same landing area that Quickie had taken moments earlier, he went for the double pike with twist only to land up to his knees in mud. Yes, he made a real dogs breakfast of it! Judges score; 3.15, the .15 being for technical skill, the 3 for providing comic relief. I suspect he may sack his diet adviser
Some nice trail running along the waters edge, nice scenery. The front runners emerged onto the helicopter landing area where a T check saw yours truly left for dead. Boo apparently yelled out a token gesture �On on� and muttered something about it�s only Cock Radio, let�s leave him! And they did!
It was a nice scenic track back, even better if you had someone to run with, I suspect, and the first were back in 1 hour 10 mins. However, a phone call reveals that that we had a few runners who engaged in some helicopter spotting and became stranded in the dark at the helicopter landing area. SOS was the call and it was Boo to the rescue. Off into the darkness he goes, armed only with his little pocket torch. 40 minutes later he returns with Bloodshit, Doubleback and Dances With Kerbs. What a man, we take back all those rotten things we said about you Boo. (Just for tonight anyway!)
What did we think of the run? This was a good run, although the 3 still out at the helicopter landing may not think so.
Visitors, returnees, virgins~
Stiff, little Stiff, daughter of Stiff, friend of daughter of Stiff, Bagless, Wet Patch.
The Tits~
Tiger Lily is no longer tit less, in fact she was noticed running with a huge pair tonight which many male hashers decided to have a bit of a feel of. However, one male got more than a handful than he was meant to as he was running past. So Cock Radio gets the Tits for making this boob boob groping boo boo on Tiger Lily and cops a kick up the bum as well. Twin Towers was also in the running for messaging to ask Tiger Lily when Chinese New Year is. Why? Are you planning something? You are either very late or are getting in very early, because CNY is in Jan/Feb. And why are you asking Tiger Lily, she is Japanese!
Awards~
Mother Tongue receives her best marathon run award from the last AGM.
Give Way and Not Good Enough receive 250 runs awards. Can the Club afford to buy a shirt that size to fit Not Good Enough???
The Dick:
Twin Towers, who is no longer draped in just a towel, brings in Comes Quietly who had to find someone to take over his run a few weeks ago and changed to this date instead. When asked if he was free on the weekend he said no, I will be in Australia. But you are the Hare for Wednesday Twin towers reminds him. �Oh shit� exclaims comes Quietly and makes some last minute changes to his travel arrangements!! �He ought to be publicly ���.�
AOB~
- Wet and Ready has Kan Not Can, Goody Bags, and Father Anus in. While running she was stung by something. While receiving some tender first aid from Kan Not Can and Goody Bags, there was turmoil as Father Anus rushed in, and tried to administer mouth to mouth. So there was Wet and Ready in the middle of what turned out to be a gang bang.
- Where was then a charge involving Right Royal Tit, Bagless 2 and Little Stiff and Big Stiff who said me too. I am completely in the dark on this as the Hash light had gone out and I was literally writing this in the dark! Sorry, but good charge!
- Mother Tongue said that we have our own Olympian here tonight and what a fine specimen of an athlete he is. On in In and Out. Mother Tongue tripped on the run and flew high into the air. In and Out calmly caught her in mid air and gracefully lowered her gently down to ground.
- Little Stiff was running back in the pack a bit more tonight instead of racing out the front.Why? he was running behind Goody Bags looking at her bum!
- Wet Pet believes the Hare was very well equipped as there were chalk pieces all over the ground at the start. Actually, he just had a hole in his pocket!
- Tiger Lily comes in with yet another shower charge. It seems more happens in the shower than on the run. Goody Bags, Kan the Cobra and Twin Towers are brought in for perving on Knobby Boy Scout who had dropped his sumo wrestler G- string and was completely naked. �He�s naked, oh my God, look at that, ohh, etc etc � were heard coming from the girls. Give the Desperate Housewives a note!
- Zipp was wondering why there was no sign of Goody Bags last Saturday/ then she realized. At the National Day ceremony they were giving away Goody Bags to everyone. She was a very busy girl!
- Slowcum receives a call from a mystery female. �Is that you Wet and Wild?� comes the voice on the other end. Slowcum decides to hand the phone over to jack off who then blasts the caller on the other end for ringing and asking her husband something about being wet and wild. Another Twin Towers mystery message!
- Mother Tongue has Loose Change, who has her dog with her, for being an animal lover and doing it doggy style!
- Stiffy received information about the KPE tunnel run coming up. Apparently they are giving Goody Bags away there also. What a loose girl she is, just goes with anyone who wants her.
- Not tonight then said that explains why Stiffy suggested to her that they do the tunnel run, he is just after Goody Bags!
- Stiffy points out that Singapore is very good at providing warning signs for various dangers, using both words and pictures. He points one out that is just behind us that looks like there is a tree branch falling on a person. However, he points out that it is actually saying beware of Cock Radio tripping over tree branches and landing on the ground in front of you.
- The GM gets Stiffy back in. First he was complaining about her not wearing �f***k me boots� then he was complaining about the beer being too slow, then he was �.. Give the whinging pom a note!
- Stiff was in the UK when he received a strange phone call. It was from a male who wanted Stiffs son to take out his daughter. Slowcum, in you come. Here�s to bad judge of character and placing his daughter in danger!
- Mother Tongue calls in Boo, but Boo is still out on his rescue mission. Bagless is chosen as a look a like. It seems that Boo pushed her aside into the mud.
- Cock Radio tells the story of Quickie making her way across the log and dismounting safely and the hapless male who tried to imitate her. Only thing is I called in Stiff instead of Not Good Enough! Woops. Well, you white guys all look the same in the dark!
- Not Tonight decides to hand a bit of mud on a few people. Bit on the Side sank to her navel in mud and was stuck for 5 minutes, Knotty Bush sank to her tits in mud, and Stiff�s daughter and her young female friend engaged in some mud wrestling. Oh yes please, more of that, please!!
- At this stage there is a rousing roar of approval as Boo leads Dances With Kerbs, Blood shit and Doubleback back to safety.
- Zipp gives kampong a plug
- The GM says we need a hare for next week
- Breast Cancer Run is coming up.
On on on to the Red Lantern
Scribed by Cock Radio
Scribed by Cock Radio