Circle Report - Run 1834
Run # 1834
The British Club
Posh Duck and Virginia Slim
3/9/08
Yes, The British Club for a bit of a run and then back for some poolside fun in the sun! Were we looking forward to this! However the Hares forgot to order the sun and it was a miserable looking day, raining all afternoon. But that wasn�t going to stop us having fun, especially when we saw there were 4 female virgins. Down the hill we started off, only because there is no other way to go from the British Club. A slippery little section down onto Kampong Jalan Chantek saw Cheeks Out (yes, she�s back!) overtake the front runners by sliding down the muddy embankment on her bum. Under the PIE and up the hill, only to find one of the Hares standing next to a T check with a smile on his face. Back down the hill and into the bush running parallel to the PIE. The stream was reached, over it we went and up the hill into some bush only to reach another T check. With a bit of persuasion, Cheeks Out and Shoe Shopper disappear into the depths of the tunnel leading under the PIE towards Mayfair Park while Shaggy Dick 2 and Cock Radio cunningly backtrack along the stream. Yes, the 2 cunning males found fresh flour, need a woman was the call and it was Not Tonight and Quickie who led the way through the water. �Make sure you call on back� shout Shaggy and CR thoughtfully to those further behind so the 2 Blondes would come out of the tunnel. Well, the pace was frantic with Quickie and Not Tonight alternating the lead as we strode out along the stream. After not seeing flour for a while it was decided we should press on, and sure enough soon we found paper, the fact that it was paper from Friday 3 weeks ago was irrelevant. Departing the stream at the little wooden foot bridge, flour was found on the Durian loop and off we went up the hill until we found an arrow pointing the opposite direction. The front runners did a quick u turn and proceeded to skittle the rest of the pack who were chattering away and not really taking any notice of what was happening, thus causing total chaos. Back to the bridge to find the missing loop? Nope, no sign of it. Let�s run it in reverse then, so back up the hill again only to collide head on with the middle of the pack who had only just picked themselves up off the ground after the previous skittling. Down they go again, saying enough is enough, they decided to exit out of the Durian trail and head for home. The others keep running in reverse until the trail is lost at Rifle Range Rd. A decision is made to give up the search and to have a run up Rifle Range to Chantek and then home. Meanwhile, the 2 Blondes had emerged from the PIE tunnel to find no sign of anyone and decide to head despondently along the stream, cursing the FRB�s for deserting them. Finally they come across the walkers accompanied by Posh Duck who directs them the correct way out of the stream well before the little wooden bridge. Shoe Shopper and Cheeks Out then run the missing loop, cursing the FRB�s even more for not only leaving them behind but not breaking any of the Checks! Little did they know that the rest of the pack had missed this loop, and what a lovely little loop it was, apparently! Up a large hill through the bush and mud to get a fine view of the city, well if the weather was clear there would have been. Around the old Kampong tracks to finally emerge onto the Durian loop for the trip to home. Well done Blondies and the walkers with Posh Duck for doing the whole run. What did we think of the Run? Too much Slime (yes, but he�s the Hare!), too dry, too many slippery bums! Good Run Hares, well done and thank you.
On On: British Club North Indian food, $12
Next Weeks Run :
Kan Not Can says he has absolutely no idea where his run will be next week! Stay tuned for details.
The Dick:
Kan Not Can comes back in with the Dick and the Tits and then proceeds to try and give away the Prick from the Friday Hash! He then calls in Boo and Cheeks Out for a catalogue of errors. I have no idea who got the Tits and who got the Dick as Stiffy moved his umbrella and I got a cascade of rain on my notes!
Lipstick;
The 2 cunning males, Shaggy Dick 2 and Cock Radio received a cuddle/hug from Sybil, it was far to wet to apply lipstick.
Tits 2:
Mitch comes in with more Tits and awards them to Posh Duck for not using water proof flour to set the run with. Shoe Shopper and Cheeks Out received an honorable mention for disappearing into the tunnel and not coming out. Note: I think I may have missed something here because somehow I ended up with the Tits because I asked Shoe Shopper if I could leave them in the back of her car. If anyone can inform me how this came about I will be most grateful!
AOB;
Stiffy reminds us that running the Hash is not too difficult, you see trail and call �On On�, you come to a Circle and call �Checking� and so on. And when the call of �Need a woman� is made, it means that a woman, and yes Wet and Ready, that is YOU! You are a woman.
Hand Bag overheard a Singaporean on his hand phone having a business conversation, so in comes 2 Singaporean business people, Boo and Sybil. The conversation went �Ahh, ahh, ahh� and then he put the phone down. Just what sort of conversation is that?
Kan Not Can is back in with the Tits which he failed to give away before and gives them to Wet and Ready for forgetting she was a woman! This might remind her!
Posh Duck receives a birthday song as it was his Birthday.
Mother Tongue overheard pretty girl Sanger who, after wading along a stream and spending 2 hours in the rain, say �Now I know why they said to bring your swim suit!�
Cock Radio sinks the boots further into Wet and Ready by showing how she had orgasms when she was the lead runner for possibly the first time in her life and found flour. Sheer bliss for her!
Stiffy asks if it is easy to tell Sybil and Dances With Kerbs apart? Everyone agrees pretty easy. But not for our visitor Kathy who was totally confused as to whose car she put her bag in.
And on that wet note it was time to put the umbrellas down and head poolside to eat.
On On On!
Scribed by Cock Radio