Circle Report - Run 1837
Sept 24, 2008
Yishun Ave 1
Hares: Father Anus
Run Report:
The GM gave the pack its instructions and sent them on their way, unfortunately it was head first into Right Royal Tit and myself who had arrived late and were making our way to the start. Lipstick after 2 seconds of running. Into the grass and along the top of a rocky ridge that looked very familiar to where Father Anus put a T check on his last run here. No T check this time. Soon we ran into the really late comers, led by Kan Not Can, who had the cheek to call us short cutters! The trail basically then went parallel with the water, but good use of checks kept the pack together and made for some interesting front running women. Even the GM was seen at the front early on, and she was walking! As seven sweaty males descended on her, 2 of them picked her up in an attempt to get her to move at a pace something slightly faster than a handicapped snail. �Need a woman� is a common call when trail is found, but Mr. Potato Head added a new dimension while we were actually on trail by calling �Need a faster woman.� A massive T check that must have been nearly 3kms saw the Frbs straggling back, only to be met by a whinging Stiffy who complained that no one had been calling. Jack Off found trail and shouted �Need a woman,� which seemed a little bit strange. Further on, Boo was faced with a dilemma. Quickie was the lead woman when the trail suspiciously deviated off to the left. What was Boo to do? Tell Quickie not to go that way because it will be a T check? No, Boo did the right thing and encouraged Quickie on until finally she came to the inevitable T check. Back we went and onto the main trail until finally we ran into the back of the first T Check. This caused some minor confusion until we realized we were meant to continue running through it and back to home in 1 hour. Well done Hares.
What did we think of the run?
Good, excellent, too short (who, the hare?), too long. Verdict; Good run.
On ON:
Mr.Ho Fish and Chips on site, $12
Visitors and returnees;
Posh duck, Fat Crashing Bastard, Too Easy, Q2, Stiff, Little Stiff, Legaless, Caroline, Malfunktion
Lipstick Lads:
Right Royal Tit and myself without even having to be told. Dragged in are Kamikaze, Posh Duck, Fat Crashing Bastard, Stiff, Little Stiff, Kan Not Can, Q2, and Father Anus, even though he was the Hare. Sybil then had the pleasure of applying some red goo over the facial features of this handsome group.
Next week;
Zipp & Dances With Kerbs, End of Arcadia Rd - 25 years of married to what?
The Dick;
Kan Not Can comes in and makes a crucial mistake by informing us that he hasn�t really put any thought into this so the automatic response from the Circle to this is �keep the Dick, keep the Dick��.� And that�s exactly what he does.
The Implant Tits;
Wet n Wild knows there is only one person for these. Where was the Hare when the Run started?? He was at home having a shower so that he would smell nice. In you come Father Anus, if you are going to smell like a girl you may as well look like one. By the way, where was the other Hare, Loose Change??? Did she go for a spa, massage and facial???
The Nursing Tits;
Cock Radio decides that any girl who calls out �Need a women� is either lesbian or needs reminding of her sex. In you come Jack Off, you are a women but take these as a reminder.
AOB;
- Fat Crashing Bastard has Wet n Wild in for confusing Stiffy with either Not Good Enough or Fat Crashing Bastard. Anyway, the point is that none of these 3 look a like, well maybe to an Asian they do, but no excuse for the GM. Give the blind one a note, and some spectacles.
- Q2 praises the GM for giving him instructions that were so good that they allowed him to make his way from Changi Airport at 5.05 to his hotel and then to the run site by 6 (ish). How could a blonde do this?? � I told him to open the Street Directory� says Wet n Wild.
- Fat Crashing Bastard was having a bottle of wine described to him by Octopussy who said � I think it�s called Leaping Frog.� That could be a rather odd name for a wine that actually has a picture of a monkey on the label. Here�s to David Attenborough��.
- Sneaky Comer informs us of a whinging Pom who spent the entire run complaining about runners not breaking checks. In you come Stiffy, next time keep up with the front runners and you can break the checks yourself!
- Stay in their Stiffy, I heard you whinging too about people not calling on the run. That was when we were doing a 3.5km T Check and you were so far behind you couldn�t hear us. Have another drink and turn your hearing aid up.
- JacK Off has been pestered by a future Hare who has been pestering her to get his run onto the Hareline, even when it was 6 months away. Well now it�s on, so stop your serial pestering Hand Bag. Hand Bag then puts in a plug for his upcoming run, it is a virgin Hare run, with his son (he is 28 gals) and I�m sure he mentioned something about free beer!
- Jack Off saw Too Easy leading the pack and Mr. Potato Head kept calling �Need a faster woman� Give the hard to please man a note!
- Sneaky Comer has words of experience to share with Hand Bag who has his run organized 2 months in advance. Sneaky tells how in Pasir Ris he has had 2 disasters happen between the time of doing a reccy and setting the run. On one occasion, workers built a fence across the trail, causing a last minute reroute, and another time his On On restaurant was demolished. So leaving things to the last minute is not a bad idea!
- Stiffy recently made a quick trip to Melbourne and decided to get a prior weather report from Fat Crashing Bastard to determine what clothes to take. �It was 0 degrees this morning and there is a 140 mph wind blowing. So Stiffy dusts off his Parka, puts on his gloves, beanie and thermal long johns and jumps on the plane. Despite being a little warmish during the flight, he felt very smug knowing he was prepared for the devilish Melbourne weather. However, Melbourne weather is very unpredictable and when he got off the plane at 6 in the morning it was a very mild 25 degrees and he looked a little over dressed. Give mal advice a note.
- Slowcum has noticed that Kan Not Kan and Kan the Cobra appear to have had a sex change. He has the tits and she is wearing an apron with a penis.
- Stiffy, as already disclosed, was in Melbourne recently and decided to inject a bit of money into the local economy by engaging in a shopping spree. So dressed in coat, beanie, gloves and thermal long johns he ventured into David Jones Department store where he bought a few items, amongst them some pairs of Boxer Shorts that he thought might impress Not Tonight. Pleased with his shopping trip, next thoughts were on returning to Singapore. At Melbourne airport, he approaches the walk thru security check and bells start to go off. Taking a backwards step, he tries again, and off goes the security alarm again. Could it be his metal belt? No, he�s not wearing a belt. All this alarm ringing has raised the eyebrows of security and over comes an officer with a scanner and runs it over a now sweaty Stiffy. The scanner hones in on Stiffy�s groin area. Is there more than lead in the pencil??? No, it turns out that the magnetic tag wasn�t removed by the store when he purchased his boxer shorts. Give magnetic balls a note!
- Kan Not Can arrived late and went through the gate to find people coming from all directions, north, east, south and west. The east pack, led by Jack Off, then called him a short cutter. Seeing that the trail did not go through the gate, this was actually a pretty fair call.
- We all know that when kamikaze is in town, he is going to announce something � dog hash, full moon, birthday run etc etc. So what was he going to announce today? �You�re getting married� I jokingly suggested. �Yes, that is correct� says Kamikaze and we are all invited Langkawi on May 1st for a party. �Here�s to dumb dumb ��..�
GM business
- Halloween run coming up, organized by the fellows again, and probably will be held around Halloween I guess.
- Breast Cancer Run coming up to.
- Details on both runs to follow.
- Kan Not Can asked if we can solicit money on the run. No says Boo, need a permit, and that will be $50 for the legal advice.
On that note, On On On!
Scribed by Cock Radio