Circle Report - Run 1839
8/10/08
Hand Bag and Little Hand Bag
Pasir Ris
Run Report:
So just what does a Virgin Hare and Son fear the most as they set their first trail? You guessed it, a torrential down pour as they are laying the trail! With the words of �a reasonably long run,� in our mind, off set the pack along some roads, down a drain and finally into the park by the beach. At this stage, one male Hasher was asking another how long he could keep the smile on his face as he followed the leading lady. So far so good. A Circle Check had most FRB�s going forward over a bridge into what looked like some lovely parkland with made trails. It just had to be that way. After 5 minutes of searching but to no avail, on back was the call in the opposite direction. Very good check. We soon passed Boo, (who was late because he had parked at the wrong car park!) going the opposite direction and telling us that we were on the home trail, it�s not possible to get through that way and we would be back home in 5 minutes. Should we follow Boo? Father Anus thought about it for 2 seconds and decided not too. Everyone kept going, not knowing what to expect. The path ended and onto sand we went. Into the mangroves only to be confronted by a raging stream. Well, it was flowing and was over knee deep anyway! Was Boo correct after all? A dead end?? No, there was an ingenious raft on a pulley set up for us to use! Onto the hand made polystyrene ferry for a good pull (of the rope of course) to cross to the other side. It was suggested �Don�t pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side.� Through more mangroves, then a drain crossing to pop up in the middle of an industrial park. What happened to the nice beach? Some road running through the industries, because that�s what they have in industrial parks, with Shoe Shopper leading the way. But this is where things went a little astray. Shoe Shopper, Shaggy and I crossed the road while others such as Virginia Slim, Comes Quietly and Stiff opted not to cross over but run parallel to us. Ah, but the laugh is on them because the trail went into jungle on our side, see you later suckers. But somehow I missed a turn off and became separated and that was the end of me, hopelessly lost until the end of the run when rescued by the Hare. Where the others went exactly I don�t know. Anyway, the highlight of the 2nd part of the run appears to have been some nice jungle running, although Slowcum and company who negotiated the last section in the dark said it was tough going, in fact some of the toughest jungle he has had the privilege to be in. The majority of runners were picked up in various locations from all over Pasir Ris by the Hare on his bike, a little bit like the Pied Piper really. Small groups just seemed to pop out from everywhere as the Hare was riding past and were led back to safety. A very ambitious first up attempt at setting a run, well done.
What did we think of the run?
Too short, too dry, not enough jungle, where�s the ice? (Slim). However, with allowance for the rain, a vote of good run is given.
On On:
Inside the condo gate, by the pool, fish and chips and apple pie with ice cream. Yum! And Free Beer. Good run, good run
Next Wednesday
Sime Rd. (Bukit Browne Cemetery) with Shoe Shopper and Shaggy Dick 2, then possibly the Croaking Frog.
Don�t forget Breast Cancer Run Saturday.
Visitors;
I could see Stiff, Little Stiff, Mrs. Stiff, Pussy Lifter, who was looking a bit stiff, and Sand who didn�t look stiff at all herself , but she could have had some effect of that kind on some male runners who will remain unmentioned.
Father Anus, wearing the tits, is awarded his 350 run shirt and slips it over the top of the tits to create a Pamela Anderson effect. Well done lad!
The Tits;
Jack Off has the saggy Tits and asks Mini Hand Bag how he set the run, was he on foot? Mini HB admits that he was on a bike at times. Just as I thought says Jack Off, by the way flour was splattered along the footpaths it looked like it had been shot out of a paintball gun! Take the saggy Tits and on your bike!
The Pamela Anderson look a like suggests Kan the Cobra, Quickie and Twin Towers for trying to cross the river together on the raft, only to topple like dominoes into the water one after the other. But Legaless was on her own and having trouble steering straight as her raft kept turning around. What was causing this, tide, wind, a whirlpool perhaps? No, it was Boo standing on the bank behind her pulling on the rope that brings the raft back when it reaches the far bank. As much as Legaless would pull to go forward, her efforts were sabotaged by that scoundrel Pirate Boo pulling her back! And it is Pirate Boo that gets the tits (and an eye patch)
Lipstick:
Father Anus, Pussy Lifter, Shaggy Dick 2, Sneaky Comer, Little Stiff, Gypsy and even Little Hand Bag, despite being a Hare, were all give the royal lipstick treatment. Ladies first at all times guys.
AOB:
- Kan Not Can tells us he saw someone vacillating in public tonight, something I thought was illegal in Singapore. Dances With Kerbs runs 200 meters to inform Kan Not Can that he is going down the wrong steps into the drain, then runs 200 meters back to the steps where the trail goes. However, on closer inspection she decides that Kan the Cobras steps were actually better, so she turns and runs the 200 meters back to his steps. So, according to Kan The Cobra, this makes Dances With Kerbs a vacillator. And a female one at that.
- Hand Bag has written a song to honour his first Hare Run and has copied it in large print for everyone to sing along with. And what a fine song it was too, to the tune of one of Mhd Cat Stevens old songs. Everyone sang with gusto, even though no one knows who Gusto is.
- The Bir Sponsors for the Breast Cancer Run are brought in for a thank you. Sybil, Virginia Slim, Father Anus, Gypsy, Comes Quietly, Stiff, Stiffy, Slowcum, Hand Bag, And Sneaky Comer. Well done.
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And as I can�t find any more notes, I assume that was the end of the Circle. It seems rather short; perhaps I dozed off during some of the charges?
On On On!
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