Circle Report - Run 1844
Run # 1844
Indecent Exposure and Armless
The East Coast Service Road
Run Report:
The Hare informs us that this is a bus run, there will be a bus back. Great I thought, but will he remember to have a few beers for us to have on the way back? Off we go and immediately strike water and shiggy before heading into the jungle (also known as a bird sanctuary) along East Coast Park. After 10 minutes of mud, water and weaving in and out trees, Mr. Potato Head was ruing his decision to wear his good road running shoes. Across a canal, more bush until finally a clearing with a Circle. Back through the underpass under the ECP for a bit of road running, Legaless takes the lead and gets half the pack to cross the road, but they failed to realize she had discreetly crossed back through the traffic to their side, leaving them stranded at the lights on the wrong side of trail. Well done girl! Off we sprint down the road, just me and Legaless having a good old chit chat. Engrossed in conversation, we missed a right turn down a canal, thus allowing the rest of the pack to catch up. Very noble of us. Along a canal then more skirting the bush land perimeter, looked like eventually we would head in, but no! More skirting of bush land. Along the footpath next to the ECP, the tarmac at Changi Airport was almost visible. Were we going to be picked up at Terminal 3, with a drink stop in one of the Bars? Or were the Hares going to be a bit tighter given the economic climate and provide us with a drink from the free water fountain at the Budget Terminal? Anyway, I was still looking forward to a nice beer on the bus on the way home. Another underpass, back to the sea side of the ECP, where the Hare told us to take the first bus. Where was the bus though? Armless then produces a bag and pulls out a model toy bus, and giving it to Shoe Shopper says �That�s your bus, now take it home, which is in that direction,� he says with a smirk on his face. He then produces a second bus from his bag for the walkers who were still coming. Very funny, ha ha! So off we set for the trek home, singing �The wheels on the bus go round and round.� Mr Potato Head added his own version, about the Hashers on the bus fart and belch. Is this how he sings his daughter to sleep at night time?
Well, it was a nice hit out home along the track, sea air in our lungs and a lovely sunset over Bedok Jetty. In fact 4 of us decided the sunset was so nice that we missed the car park with the Beer Truck in it and ended up at the bloody Bedok Jetty before realizing we had gone a bit far. So turning and heading back, Big Head and I sniffed out the beer truck but Mr. Potato Head, who must have been suffering a sinus problem, kept on going and was last seen heading back towards the airport, taking a rather speedy virgin female with him. So what did we think of the run? Too many hills. Not enough planes. A linear walk says Phoney Dick. Verdict was a good run. Well done Hares, good stuff thank you. Where is the on on? Just over there at the Sunset Bay Restaurant says Indecent Exposure. A la carte, 10% discount and a few free beers thrown in!
Virgins:
yes there were, including Japanese. However I didn�t get the list!
Visitors:
Yep, you guessed it, forgot the list.
The Saggy Tits;
I had my hands on these even though I would have preferred the firmer pair. Anyway, Mr. Potato Head is a worthy winner for not only saying we were at the wrong car park as we ran for home and took us all the way down to the Bedok Jetty, but then on the way back he missed the car park again! And not only that, but as headed back past us towards Changi, he took a Japanese female virgin with him.
Not Tonight wants to know who the virgin is who went too far???
The Dick;
Stiffy does a calculation that there are 4 tits and 1 dick. Therefore 1 Dick = 4 Tits. I�m not sure if I will be teaching that equation in my maths class next week! Stiffy tried a charge on Armless about being told to hurry up or he would miss the bus. So where was the bus for slow runners asks Stiffy. Sorry Stiffy, there were 2 buses. Stiffy admits defeat and kicks Armless out.
Stiffy arrived late because of what started out as a minor crash on the ECP. This accident was then advertised on the large overhead electronic signs, warning drivers to exercise caution. This simply caused drivers to slow down as they passed the scene so they could have a good look. Of course the inevitable happened and there was a 7 car pile up, resulting in the large overhead electronic signs to immediately change the word �minor� to �Major�. Stiffy then cleverly links to Goody Bags, saying that he paid her $30 tonight and that entitled him to a goody Bag. Stiffy then enquires what he would get if he paid her $100? He is quickly brought back to reality by Not Tonight who answers �A slipped disc!� Ok, so moving on, then Stiffy wonders why there hasn�t been a 7 car pile up just here on the ECP where she has been showering half naked. Good point Stiffy, I know a few of us have accidents each week when Goody Bags changes and we�re not even driving! Take the Dick, and make sure it comes back.
The Firm Tits;
Kan Not Can tells us that we Hashers are a fearless bunch and let nothing stand in our way on a run. However, one Hasher had trouble getting to the toilet before the rain tonight. I�ll get my feet wet if I go over there she complained. In you come Singaporn, I remember us having to carry you over a puddle on the run the other week as well. Give the fearless one a note.
Lipstick:
many guilty males, including visitors, Comes Quietly, Armless, Stiffy and DYI who just dropped in after the run for a can of 100 plus.
AOB
Sneaky Comer asks Mr. Potato Head where he lives? Bukit Batok, way out west. He then asks Big Head where she lives? Oh, somewhere in the city. Finally he asks me where I live? Sembawang, a stones throw from Malaysia. Sneaky then asks the 3 of us where he lives? Umm, the East Coast? Yes, that�s right he says, a stones throw from this run site. So how come on the way back you didn�t take the advice of a local and continue running, even though the local actually stopped at the Car Park that we all said was the wrong one. Ok, follow me, I�m a local!
1000 Runs �
Sybil! Well done. Sensational effort. After much threatening off getting it off, she puts her shirt on over the top.
Goody Bags has been doing her research and has discovered that sun flower seeds are helpful in preventing prostrate cancer in men. It has been noticed that Zipp has a packet of sunflowers at the run each week and shares them out. Only thing is she only shares them with the girls!
Hand Bag has found a use for an item he was given by Kan The Cobra at the Halloween Run. It can be used as an errection metre. You simply blow into it and going on how far it rises out and up will give you a good indication of where you are up to!
Our visitor from the Samoa Hash presents the acting GM, Dances With Kerbs, a T shirt from their GM. Thank you and welcome.
At this stage, the lamp went out and my notes are a little scratchy. Sorry.
Sneaky Comer charged a runner for employing East Coast tactics and wore their good road shoes, expecting a fast road hit out. The first half of the run saw us in all sorts of shiggy, water and long grass. Well done Mr. Potato Head. Perhaps that explains why he kept running up and down the path at the end and refused to stop.
Hoo Ray actually has a charge and there is silence! He has recognized a Tiger Lily look a like. Our visitor is Japanese, wears a cap, was a front runner all night and got lost at the end.
Cock Radio mentions that Hoo Ray has noticed that he sees Lethal Weapon a lot recently, is she living here or something? No Hoo Ray, she enjoys the Harriet�s so much she flies over from Indonesia every Wednesday!
Stiffy then gave me a charge for something but I can�t read my notes.
Shoe Shopper charged me also because I said something about getting her big tits out of the light while I was writing. Well, there was something blocking the light!
Kan Not Can noticed Hand Bag at the back of the pack tonight instead of at the front. What was he doing back there? He was pulling a muscle. Umm, I mean he had pulled a muscle.
Not Tonight was not sure who won the US elections. She was at work all day amongst Singaporeans and the subject was not mentioned once. All the Yanks are in to tell her that Obama won.
Virginia Slim has turned up, does he have an announcement to make? �Yes, I�m hungry and thirsty,� he declares.
On that note, it�s On On On!
Scribed by Cock Radio