Circle Report - Run 1846
Twin towers B�day Run
Dempsey Road
Run Report:
Another afternoon of torrential rain, pushing us closer to the wettest November on record (320mm already in the first 2 weeks, the record for the month in 1874 is 521mm), and the big question was had the Birthday girl spent $200 getting her hair done. Be very hard for her to set the run without her hair getting wet in that downpour! It was another soggy lot of runners who assembled at Dempsey Rd, some barely dried out from last weeks soaking. Golly gosh, is that Fat Crashing Bastard and Too Easy? Yes, looks like Australia finally deported them for good and have sent them back to Singapore. Yeh, when�s the next chocolate run?? Off went the pack across the overhead towards the Gardens for the first obligatory T check. Trail was picked up into the bush at the old Sultan�s Palace, which has been demolished. A combination of excavation works and 320mls of rain had turned the whole site very ugly with that nasty pale brownie, yellow, orangey mud. And it was ugly. �Oh f**ck was the call from many a Hasher, while Loose Marbles was just too stunned for words when she sank up to her crutch in goo. Out of the goo and into the Botanical Gardens for a very nice scenic loop. �Keep off the Grass,� was the call to some Hashers as they short cut a couple of loops, chased by a cart full of National Parks workers. A Circle by the lake didn�t hold us up long, as someone called on on. However, we were called back by the Hare as it appears that an over enthusiastic hasher had made the call based on a dirty tissue that someone had blown their nose on and discarded on the path. Around the lake and out the gate onto roadway, but not for long as we went off road to end up in a drain. A gallop along Gallop Rd proved very popular as we ran the same stretch no less than 3 times thanks to a brilliantly located T check that only the Hare could find. This took us along a rickety little drain to eventually emerge on Farrer Rd. Well done Hares, very clever. Finally Twin Towers was spotted on the footpath holding out plastic cups of drink as if we were Marathon runners. Only difference was they contained Champers. With a bubbling stomach, it was then on around the corner for the final leg home. Well done Hares, good run and a different loop for this area.
What did we think of the run? What could we say but �Good Run� and nice touch with the champagne stop. A small gift to Shoe Shopper as Hare Consultant was given by TT.
Next week�s run:
The Stiffy up and down with prostitute bridges from Kent Ridge Park. I wonder how many Hares he pissed off this time by setting his run from here??
Visitors:
Ben, Cherry Picker, Poser, Vibrator, Mother Chucker (reckon he got off lightly with that name?) Malfunktion, Bagless, Phoney Dick
Returnees;
Fat Crashing Bastard, Too Easy, Posh Duck, Astronut (visiting Royalty)
The Tits:
It is a special day for Twin Towers, but another birthday means another year older and closer to a body overtaken by gravity. Royal Right Tit, with the saggy tits, shows what Twin Towers could look like in the future. At the moment, however, gravity appears to be having a negative effect on her! �She�s all right, she�s all right, a ���.�
Lippy:
Big Head is the appointed dobber tonight for those men who got abreast of the situation. In comes Shaggy Dick 2, Vibrator, Astronut, Mother Trucker, Shiggy Piggy, Ben and Cherry Picker. Shaggy makes a comment � Do we need to review the lipstick awarding again?� Yes, good point. The girls are getting too liberal on puckering their lips onto the boys.
The Joy Boys � Cherry Picker and Ben- are given a drink for dressing the same. Didn�t they dress gaily?
SD2 and Ben are then dragged in by their ears for attempting to avoid a Kamala Kiss.
The perky Tits then come in;
Singaporn is looking very perky indeed. So what is the Rule of Tit? Yes, you wear the Tits and give them away. Simple huh? Well, 2 weeks we had someone pass the Tits to someone else to give away. In you come Jack Off, you Tit Passer.
The Dick:
Kan Not Can forgot to bring the Dick. Why would you ever leave home without it? �He�s the meanest, ���
GM Business:
in comes a birthday cake, complete with 1 candle. I thought a pair would have been more appropriate for Twin Towers. Anyway, the cake is brought in by Malfunktion doing what resembled a Funeral March. Twin Towers got excited and blew the candle prematurely, then gives it a proper BJ.
AOB:
- Wet and Ready informs us that Shag has been living up to her name and has a bun in the oven. Lifting her shirt to reveal a little pot belly, there was only one song for me and Shaggy to sing. �Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies, you fat ���.�
- Sybil then entered for a charge that went something like this: Serious, Cherry Picker and Ben, blah blah blah, Run the f**cking Hash, blah blah blah, 1st time here Ben, blah blah blah,. I think then that Cherry picker had told Ben before the run, don�t worry, it�s a ladies Hash, just run like lightning. With this advice, it is no wonder that newcomer Ben received lipstick. Sybil gives them a drink and tells them both to �Ok, F**ck off�
- Sybil continues with Father Anus who flew all the way to Brisbane to plant 400 trees (or were they marijuana plants?) At the end of the day he tries to ring his wife back in Singapore but is unable to get through. On his 3rd attempt, he fell asleep, obviously rooted. He should have tried a trunk call. What was he doing planting trees anyway, is he branching out into other fields? It�s got me stumped. Perhaps we should just leave him alone.
- Mr. Ho then gets a charge as his daughter just had a baby. Congratulations.
- Hooray calls all the teachers in, and there are hundreds. What do teachers all enjoy? Holidays. But it seems teachers are about to be out holidayed by the Aussie Navy and all the seaman are going to get a 2 month Christmas break this year. Probably a good time for any hostile nations to attack. Luckily the Kiwis don�t even have a Navy!
- Knobby Boy Scout gets Shag and the Aussies in. Could we see more Aussie girls end up like Shag seeing there has just been a new Political Party launched in Australia? None other than �The Sex Party.� KBS then gets everyone to sing that traditional Aussie song, �Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi, oi oi.� It is quickly pointed out by the poms that it is actually an old traditional Welsh tune called �Ogy Ogy Ogy.�
- Fawlty Towers calls in Twin Towers and Shoe Shopper for a guess which is the Blonde charge. Having decided to have the drink stop at their place, or rather the footpath out the front, Fawlty said to T T lets do a time trial from there all the way around. �No, no, we can�t do that.� Says TT in horror. �Why not?� asks FT. �Because the run doesn�t start at our place, it starts at Dempsey Rd.� Yes, that should alter the distance around, well done Blondie!
- At this stage a car tries to drive through the Circle and Stiffy tells him that he is going the wrong way.
- Shoe Shopper recalls that last Friday, the 2 Towers members forgot to organize their Hare Whip charges when they were Hares for Fawlty�s Birthday Run. So tonight, Twin Towers asks about Hare Whip charges. No TT, Hare Whips are for Friday and you forgot, this is Wednesday and we don�t have a Hare Whip on the Harriets. Definitely blonde!
- Mother Tongue and Mother Trucker come in for a family reunion. Father Anus comes in also as a relative of the family. Nice.
- Shoe Shopper advertises the Lion City D&D this Saturday and makes an immediate sale.
- Mother Trucker gets everyone to have a moment of silence for those Hashers who have passed by us. He then breaks into a version of �Sweet Chariot� complete with instructions. And on that note, it was On On On to Mr Ho and F&C�s.
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