Circle Report - Run 1849
The Wedding Run
Clarke Quay.
Run Report:
A smallish pack, but intimate pack, gathers around near the river just up from Brewerkz. Luckily the bride to be is one of them. Wet and Ready is given a lovely white (or is it slightly off white?) bridal hat to wear, with hanging corks off course in true Aussie style. So with the bride to be leading the way, it was on on along Clarke Quay and over the bridge, only to find home trail. As we had only run for 2 minutes, it was probably just a little too early to turn around and head back to the beer truck. Eventually trail was found over and up into Fort Canning Park. We then did a circumnavigation of the park with a few ups and downs thrown in. Across into the Singapore Museum. A Trail down into the basement of a car park smelt very much like a T check and sure enough it was. Many runners, including Boo, decided it must be back up the ramp and out of the car park the way we had come. Well, it was out the ramp, but it was the ramp out the other side of the car park. Well done Hares, because at this stage Boo was well and truly heading the opposite direction towards Orchard Rd. Follow Boo, Ha ha! Then we came across an amazing sight. There in the middle of the gardens was this massive open air double escalator heading down the hill. You�re kidding! A lot of HDB�s don�t even have lift access, but here is this massive escalator in a park in the middle of nowhere. Perhaps the Hares had it installed just for the run. Nice touch! Through Bras Basah shopping complex to gather a few wedding gifts and out the other side. Through Chimes, a nice place for a wedding ceremony and across to Raffles for the reception. The wedding limo is there waiting, if only we can wake the rider and get him to start pedaling. Down into the underground, where we came across a new world of youths loitering around in scruffy clothes and riding skateboards. Remember, �skateboarding is not a crime,� except in Singapore where offenders will be punished by a mandatory death sentence and their boards confiscated and burnt on a huge bonfire. Back to the run, past the war memorial and out to the Durian. It was then a fast, or slow depending on your running speed, I guess, hit out back along the river, through the heart of Clarke Quay to the beer wagon.
So what did we think of the run?
Too many brides! Good run
Tell us about your On On?
Brewerkz for a bit of a la carte.
Next week:
Knotty Bush, not sure where, but she would like a hand.
Visitors;
Pussy Lifter, Vibrator, Too Easy, Eureka
Awards;
Comes Quietly for 150 runs.
The Tits:
Stiffy has the firm ones and reminds us that while his run last week was a great run, it was a bit long. So for Friday�s run, his co hares told him he couldn�t be involved and what happens? Too short!
Anyway, Jack Off sent a msg to Handbag reminding him he was doing the Christmas Run with Stiffy. Then she sends another one saying no, it�s the Boxing Day Run with Stiffy. Wrong again I think On Sec, Boxing Day happens to be a Friday, that will be a Lion City run. And so the confused on sec gets the Tits. By the way, Hand Bag is doing the Christmas Eve run with his brother (or son?)
The Dick;
With Kan Not Can, who didn�t run tonight, just because he had his appendix out. Weak excuse. Golly, hope they didn�t operate on the Dick!!
Lipstick boys:
There were many!
AOB
- The GM tells us the sad news, losing another single gal. Cassie has finally decided she is Wet and Ready. But where is the groom? �There�s a brown finger in the ring, tral la la �.� And so it�s the boys last chance to kiss Wet and Ready, well, as a single gal anyway! Sneaky Comer is straight in and sweeps her off her feet, Hand Bag has to stand on a beer crate to reach her lips, then there was a 3some kiss involving the Bride to be, Boo and Vibrator. Cock Radio slipped one in from behind, and the grand finale kiss came from Croc Hunter.
- The GM then goes on about the widding. Is it ever going to happen? Is it organized. Have you allowed time for photographs? Oh dear, give the disorganized bride a note. �Dumb dumb de dumb, dumb dumb ��.�
- Zipp doesn�t like to snitch but �� Running a bit late tonight, she decided to phone a friend at 6.20 to find out where we were so she could sprint out and meet us. But as she was speaking on the phone to her running friend, she realized something odd. �how come you are not puffing and panting?� she asks. �Umm, don�t tell, but I ducked into a shop to buy a pair of shoes I saw.� In you come Confuscious, you have been snitched on! Give Shoe Shopper 2 a note.
- Sybil laments that while all the boys have had their last chance of a kiss with the Bride to be, think about her. She is losing her boyfriend!
- Sneaky Comer verifies with Pussy Lifter that the 2 cars parked near us are German. �Ya, dey are,� comes the verification. Seems that Jack Off had earlier been insisting that Porsche is a French car. Give the car expert a note, and a chair to sit in before she falls over!
- Jack Off then got a whole heap of people in for a rather mixed array of charges involving arriving early, buying shirts, driving cars out from the car park after the run so as to shower in full public view. The culprits included Pussy Lifter, Confuscious, Too Easy, Knobby Boy Scout, Loose Marbles, who was a flasher, Wet and Wild who also flashed in public and Hand Bag was also thrown in for good measure.
- Sneaky Comer has had enough, there is a serious problem going on in the Circle.The GM speaks an obscure language that is based loosely on English. Yes, Kiwi. Wet and Wild was speaking to one of her co organizers for last Saturday�s run about a bunch of Malays coming over. �Thirty eight is not to bad, we can handle tha,�t says the co organizer. �No, says Wet and Wild, I said �hindred and thirty eight.� With this sort of communication breakdown, it�s a wonder anything is done right at Committee meetings.
A typical Committee meeting with the GM in charge goes something like this: �Arm, let me see that lust. I think we should get tin more New Zillund white wines and sucks more Aussies. Don�t get any of that West Undies crup though. Ice cream if we run out, I donut know what we will do. Have we got the bull yet for the one doze we broke? Windy, can you order more guess to heat the fush up with, maybe your cuds can help out. We should try and set the next run with plenty of hulls and volleys and make everyone really pant for ear. Are you recording this on sic?� Yes, really, how have they managed to survive when the committee can�t understand the GM?? - Sneaky Comer gets a thank you for being the boat organizer to Ubin and back last Saturday, even if he did pay the ferryman before he got us to the other side!
- Just then, everyone moves aside as a disco trishaw goes past complete with flashing lights and blaring out �Dianna.�
- Then the other males are thanked for their help on the night, Comes Quietly, Slowcum, Stiffy and Cock Radio, just showing that women can�t do without a male member.
- Handbag is then thanked for keeping a female guest entertained all night!
- Sybil then thanked all for a great night for her as a founding member.
- The GM then calls in the Tasmanians, Lethal Weapon and Comes Quietly, and Cock Radio for living somewhere near Tasmania. Of all the beautiful, tropical beaches in the world, why did 100 Whales pick a desolate, isolated rock strewn beach on the wild west side of Tasmania to die on?
- Vibrator was a bit worried that Wet and Ready would not have enough guests at her widding, so he has invited 138 Malaysians to head to Australia for the big event. And not only that, he told them that the bride and groom will subsidise their airfare!
- Goody Bags gets Knobby Boy Scout to come in. Off comes his shirt and now her attention turns to his shorts and her hand feels it�s way around and all over. Looks like she knows her way around there. Ahh, no underwear Knobby. All Boy Scouts should be prepared. Sybil also became interested when Knobby was changing.
- Hand Bag is doing the Christmas Eve run at his condo, complete with turkey ete etc and I�m sure there was something about free beer.
- Zipp was treading on thin ice when she made some comment on Goody Bags and Twin Towers dancing routine!
- And finally, Comes Quietly announces that the only person not to get a goody bag on Saturday was in fact Goody Bag!
On on on
Scribed by Cock Radio