Circle Report - Run 1851
Shoe Shopper & Shaggy Dick 2 Run
Mt Sinai Playground
The tranquility of this quiet residential was shattered as the Harriet�s descended on Mt. Sinai Park. Malfunktion, having arrived late because his taxi got lost, decided he liked the park so much that he didn�t even leave it but instead attempted to work up a thirst by doing 2 sets of sit ups on a park bench. Kan Not Can also arrived late and discovered that his maid had forgotten to pack his running shoes. A lesser person would have joined Malfunktion doing some exercises in the park, but no, not Kan Not Can! He sets off after the pack in his business shoes. What a man. What a look! Well, the run took the pack along the canal, along old and new railway lines, through shiggy, up ropes, into jungle, into hoards of mosquitoes and included a guided tour of an illegal�s hut. Tiger Lily, not having her regular group of males to direct and guide her, ran straight through a check and took the rest of the pack with her. It did not occur to anyone that they were running against the arrows. Oops, that cut out a nice shiggy loop. Well, not quite everyone missed the loop. Too Easy was the only one to do the whole trail. Not even the sweeping Hare did the missing loop. Well done Too Easy, just shows what spending a bit of time living in Melbourne does to you. Not surprisingly, everyone managed to find the drink stop, even Malfunktion who didn�t even do the run! Around the corner and home in an hour. Well done everyone.
What did we think of the run?
Nice run was the verdict. Nice touch with the drink stop too.
Tell us about your On On:
Red Lantern, $10
Visitors and returnees;
Malfunktion, Dogmeat, Nutcracker and Woodbridge, Too Easy Doctor Felt Good. Welcome everyone.
Virgins:
Not a sniff of one.
Next week;
The Handbag and brother (Purse? Or maybe Dilly Bag? ) Christmas Run with all the trimmings.
The firm Tits:
Stiffy tells us that there is only 1 thing worse than a liar and that is a friend who is a liar! Shoe Shopper immediately declares her innocence by proclaiming that she was never a friend of Stiffys. When Stiffy asked her would the run go over into the jungle and shiggy by the old railway line Shoe Shopper looked him in the eye and said no. Liar liar, pants on fire!
- Stiffy then tells us about the Hasher who has sent his wife on a business trip to Sydney. A direct flight to arrive on the day of the meeting? No, it�s much cheaper too send her via Bangkok, which is crying out for patronage after the recent fiasco there by offering cheap tickets and put her on an overnight flight to Sydney, arriving in time for the 8am meeting, thus cutting out a hotel bill. Our thoughts are with you Jack Off, now on in Slowcum, you are the meanest!
- Next, Tiger Lily cops a serving for aimless running up and down the railway line calling �Are you, are you?� If she had spent any more time on the track she would have been charged rental. As it was, she held up the 6.30 train to KL for 20 minutes while she ran up and down the track calling �Are you?�
- And it�s Slowcum (I think?) who gets the vote for the Tits.
The Dick:
Kan Not Can struggles to come up with any candidates, prompting an immediate response of �Keep the Dick.� He then recalls that it was Kan the Cobra who packed his bag this morning and therefore she is responsible for him running in his business shoes. But there were 2 Hashers who laughed loudest at his plight as he tramped around the trail in his best black Windsor Smiths. In you come Tiger Lily and Virginia Slim. At a renewed call of �Keep the Dick,� Kan The Cobra protests and complains that she wants a new dick, and so she was immediately raced off by Virginia Slim. After all that, I can�t remember who did get the Dick!
Lipstick:
No lipstick today, yeah!!
AOB:
- Stiffy asks if anyone wants to go for a divorce Madonna style and then launches into an advertisement for Syrian knickers and bras. They include sound activated bras that undo on command, very handy for men with not so nimble fingers. Others feature flashing lights, just right for when the power goes off and a wire bra that is literally that � 2 round pieces of wire with just a rose in the middle. Probably not recommended for wearing in an electrical storm! Do we know anyone ducking in and out of the Middle East who could bring some samples back? Ah yes, Wet Patch of course.
- Shoe Shopper congratulates Too Easy for being the only one to do the full loop. Well done you loopy person.
- She then thanks Shaggy Dick 2 for helping out with the run. When she asked him if he had any special requests for the Red Lantern on on he asked for high heels and leather. The price for the on on has now gone up to $70 per person.
- Tiger Lily has noticed someone who is conspicuously quiet tonight. On in Cock Radio, complete with cracked rib.
- Shaggy Dick, in his role as Santa for Elementary School on Monday, asked CR�s grade 5 if Mr.Stevo had been a good boy this year. The unanimous reply from the class was a loud no!
- Stiffy then tells how Cock Radio had sent his boss an SMS saying he wouldn�t be going out for a drink with him as he wanted to look after himself and not get sick before the holidays. 12 hours later CR is msging the boss telling him he cracked a rib and won�t be in! Good intentions though.
- Not Tonight mentions if you are a woman and you want to purchase a bra and knickers in the Middle East, you will be served by a man. So she gets in 2 look a like Arabs, Al Fakhr Shaggy Dick 2 and Abdul Latif Stiffy. Al Fakhr Shaggy Dick 2 is all for a bit of role playing and asks his friend Abdul Latif Stiffy to help him fit out Muda Isa Knickerless for a new bra. 2 beer cups are produced, but they are clearly too small for this customer. 2 beer jugs were more to Muda Isa Knickerless� liking and size, especially for the pointed look. Finally, a peanut bowl was produced for a more rounder, fuller look. Yep, these 2 guys know what they are doing, that is a good fit. Obviously lots of hands on experience. Thank you for shopping at Taj Wasim Talib Department store. Now, can we offer you a new camel?
- Tiger Lily has remembered someone�s birthday today � on in Mr. Potato Head.
- Loose Change decided to follow the Beer Wagon to get to the run site as Croc Hunter looked like he knew where he was going. But after 5 minutes she ended back where she was and noticed Croc Hunter on his phone calling for directions! Moral of the story � Don�t follow the beer truck, unless you are thirsty!
- Shaggy Dick 2 wants it known that his real name is not Wet Patch, despite having to fill in for him as a Hare with Shoe Shopper all the time. It seems that now, every time Shoe Shopper puts her name down to set a run with Wet Patch, she checks first with SD2 to make sure he is available.
- Tiger Lily forgot to bring clean clothes to wear after the run, but Twin Towers comes to the rescue and offers Tiger Lily one of her skirts. As Twin Towers doesn�t wear oversized clothing of any sort, come to think of it not even close to normal fitting clothing, Tiger Lily holds it up and exclaims, �I cant wear that, it�s just a piece of cloth!� Come on Tiger, don�t be ungrateful.
- Knickerless was so keen to get to this run of Shoe Shoppers that she turned up last night. We have heard of people being 1 hour early for a run but 24 hours is just a tad too early Knickerless.
- Loose Change adds to the blonde moment. Seems she arrived at the drink stop too early and Knickerless suggested that they hide around the back till everyone else arrived. Knickerless is very keen on coming early. Half her luck! On that note,
On on on on.
Scribed by Cock Radio