Circle Report - Run 1852
Handbag and Brother
Christmas Eve
Jalan Loyang Besar
The Run
Last time we ran from this location people were still straggling in at 7:30. This time, due to the weather maybe, people were still straggling to the run site at 6pm, many of them complaining of long queues at the border (c�mon, it�s only the East Coast, not Indonesia). Quite a nervous pack headed off carrying survival rations, torches, and two way radios. We headed off into the only shiggy available anywhere on the East Coast (apparently the hare was disappointed we had to miss this on his last run, and never one to waste a good recce we started out that way this time). Out onto the road, down past Downtown East, fooling front runners who were sure they knew where the run was going, then down into the park and back home along the waterfront. It was very very wet and the hares did well to keep the run well marked (more on that later).
Circle Report:
With everyone huddled under umbrellas, the hares were called into the circle. What did we think of the run? Too dry, too long, and who brought the English weather with them were all heard. Nice run hares, well done especially given the conditions. A special bonus for finding any shaggy at all over this side of town.
Tell us about your On On:
Through the gate an up the stairs, Marks & Spencer Turkey sandwiches and Christmas cake, free beer, and 70�s music on Vinyl!
Next week�s run:
#10 Maida Vale at Seletar Air Base before they tear it down, hares Stiff, Stiffy, and Stiffler.
Jackoff made an announcement that donations could be made to the Heart Foundation in the name of Alan Power (Fagsucker), please see her for details.
Just to keep everyone guessing, the GM called Kannot Kan in to present the Dick. Candidates were the GM (for what, sadly I don�t know, I was arguing with a taxi driver at the time), and Pussy Lifter. Pussy Lifter got the dick � he lives at Seletar. Kannot Kan lives at Sengkang, quite nearby. He called Pussy Lifter to ask for a lift to hash, since it was such a long way away. Could Pussy Lifter help? No, he was too busy, or something. Give him a note.
Visitors and returnees;
Visitors and returnees are called in, welcome all, sorry no record.
Lipstick:
No idea, the usual suspects I suspect. I am pretty sure I got lipstick, as did Shaggy Dick, and ????
Next week;
The Handbag and brother (Purse? Or maybe Dilly Bag? ) Christmas Run with all the trimmings.
The Tits:
MIA.
AOB:
- Hooray notes that the Singapore Flyer has stopped working. He wonders if there are any coincidences going on. Last week a gondola crashed in Whistler in Canada. What links the two? Sneaky Comer and Wet n Wild were in both places, have they been causing sabotage?
- Wet n Wild wants Sneaky Comer to stay in the circle. A year or two ago, when they were charged together, he would have linked arms while they had their down down. Not any more � where has all the romance gone?
- Hand Bag has prepared another song, this time the twelve days of Christmas with a hashing theme. Sadly I don�t still have a copy, but I have some scratchy notes about the audience participation, from SC Oh, Fat Crashing Bastard, Half Cut, Slack Arse, Jackoff, Loose Change, Comes Quietly, Wet n Wild, Kannot Kan, and Handbag�s brother and sister in law. Very nice song Hand Bag, have a drink.
- Kannot Kan was given a drink for complaining that he was being required to sing in too high a pitch.
- Sneaky Comer got back with the front runners for a change and was surprised to see the GM and Loose Change huddled under an umbrella drinking Gin and Tonic. How did they get back in front of everyone else, they wouldn�t have been short cutting would they?
- Jackoff came in to report that she NEVER misses a run when she is in town. This was greeted with a chorus of bullshit, bullshit�.and she got to have a drink.
- Distractions over, she continued on with her charge � she and Slocum were late to the run tonight. Jackoff had been away last week but before leaving had reminded Slocum to put the car in for a service. Did he follow her advice? No, of course not, and the car over-heated on the way to the run. Give the slack arse a note.
- Fat Crashing Bastard wants the hares in the circle, particularly Hand Bag and brother. As previously reported, it was a bit wet before (and during) the run, so the hares had to go out and do a bit of trail maintenance while the pack was out. How did they do this? On bikes. That is ok given the conditions, but what impressed FCB was that while he was out on the run, one of the men on bikes approached him looking for directions, reporting that �I am lost�. Give the expert hare a note!
On that note, it is�..on on on to Hand Bag�s apartment for the promised turkey sandwiches, Christmas pudding and a great night of dancing to 70�s vinyl music. Thanks Hand Bag.
Scribed by Sneaky Cummer