Circle Report - Run 1854
Lethal Weapon assisted by Father Anus and Scaramanger �
Lorong Sesui
The Run
Only one problem with Lorong Sesui as a run site � running down the hill at the beginning means you�ll have to run up the ba#$tard at the end. And in some cases you�ll have to run up it more than once. The hares made sure it was more than once by setting a t-check up the hill and NOT checking the most obvious on, which was down the hill on to Upper Bukit Timah road, where some other hash had recently run and left paper. So confused front runners headed all the way down the hill calling on on while the hares quietly told a few others the on was back through the car park and on to the other side � arrrgghhh. After that, it was a mad scramble to catch up through some nice shiggy, then what looked like a fairly traditional clockwise run around the hill and back up the bu$%er again, until we found the hares and found about 40 other hills for us to run up and down, again and again. A drink stop in the park at the bottom of the hill meant that all was forgiven though, and we staggered back to run site with a nice cranberry vodka in hand. Nice run hares.
Circle Report:
�Form a circle� yells the GM at 8:05, promptly disappearing and leaving us to fend for ourselves. Back again at 8:11, she calls the hares in the circle. Unfortunately, one of the hares is not quite ready, in fact she is particularly unready for the circle. Calls of �just wear a smile� and �never mind the t-shirt� are ignored as Lethal Weapon dries herself off in her own time, dresses, and joins her willing helpers Scaramonger and Father Anus to hear the traditional calls of �too clean�, �too short�, and �too flat� as judgements of the run. Good run hares.
Tell us about your On On:
On on is to be at Red Lantern, $10 for 10 courses.
Next week�s run:
Next week�s hares: Chestnut Avenue Meeting Point x.
Visitors and returnees;
Lots of visitors, no record. Returnee Jurassic Dick. Heard from our GM �that would be quite a mouthful�.
New members:
Too Easy (returning member, welcome back), and SC.
Lipstick:
the usual suspect, in Hooray, who claimed, as usual, that he was checking. As Goody Bag came in to apply lipstick in her own special style, Hooray backed off; but Kannot Kan and Knobby Boy Scout decided to turn themselves in as running in front.
The Dick:
: the GM has the dick and she calls for testimony from �three angry young women�, herself, Knickerless, and Indecent Exposure. During the run at about hill 32, these three �young women� were struggling along when they encountered Father Anus. Hoping for a pointer to the short way back, Father Anus instead pointed them to hills 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, and 38. So Father Anus gets the dick, along with two large balls that he will need to replace the ones he is going to lose for sending them off on the long run.
The Tits:
: Knobby Boy Scout has multiple nominees:
- Hares (one tit each) for aforementioned sloppy T-check at the start of the run, and also for running us into a condo with no way out on hill 36, where we encountered a stroppy condo owner who wanted to know what the %^#$ we were doing in there.
- Tiger Lily for leading us astray at the start of the run (that�s a new one). Hares get the tits by acclamation, given to Lethal Weapon since Father Anus already has his new set of balls.
- Tiger Lily has Goody Bag in for a phone related charge. Tiger Lily has been texting Goody Bag about some matter or other. Goody Bag keeps replying �who is this�. Suggestion to Goody Bag: please register your friends� phone numbers in your phone so you know who it is in future.
- Not Tonight was concerned about tonight�s hare, Lethal Weapon, given that she was apparently setting a run alone in a �known murder area�. She rang to check. Lethal Weapon confirmed she was setting the run alone but would be ok because she was lethal. Apparently her co-hares volunteered to assist at the last minute so they all get a drink. (I am sure something got lost in translation here but all I can do after four months is try and decipher my crappy notes, sorry).
- Not Tonight has noticed her husband is not paying attention (mmm, just noticed now)? Stiffy gets a drink for trying to chat up girls instead of listening to charges.
- Wet n Wild has everyone in who is not wearing hash attire.
- Hooray noted that he is an old fart, and asks fellow old farts Boo, Armless, and Stiffy to join them. Did they all manage to finish the run in reasonable shape? Yes, they are all ok, pretty much. Well Hooray noticed a very young fart struggling in a falling all over the beer truck at the end of the run. Old age and treachery will beat youth and enthusiasm any day.
- The GM feels that this is a naming opportunity. New Young Fart, Jung Fahart are considered, but finally we settled on Lim Young Fart.
- Tiger Lily calls in Loose Change. She used to be a walker but this year has turned over a new leaf and is now an FRB! More than once on tonight�s run, Loose Change ended up in front of Tiger Lily.
- Boo calls Stiffy in for his new haircut. Apparently he believes it is a sample haircut that came free. The GM believes it is not a haircut, it is just falling out.
- Kannot Kan wants to test who has hair and who doesn�t. Loose change shows off her tussell test. I have no clue what the idea was here but everyone without much hair got a drink, at which point it was a good time for�..
On on on.