Circle Report - Run 1856
Wet Pet & Octopussy Run
Empress Road
�Are there any virgins?� asked the GM, eyeing off a couple of new young local girls suspiciously who were not wearing Hash gear. �Not really,� disclosed one of them with a twinkle in her eyes. This was followed up with �Unfortunately,� from the same girl. Wow, where is this going? Anyway, down the 4 floors of public car park we ran, finding the aluminium railing despite the GM�s effort to confuse everyone with her Kiwi accent. After a few roads out the back, a T check got the front of the pack reacquainted with the back. �Down to the pipeline,� was the call from Hooray, and he was correct. Up and down, and along we rambled. Finally, climbing up onto the pipes and rounding a fence, we said farewell to the pipe at about 3rd Avenue. A few more roads and we were at 6th Ave, where we crossed into the big drain and parkland only to lose trail. In getting onto the drain however, a little jump down from a concrete block was required. Of course, the FRB�s being in their usual hurry jumped high and long, sprinting off into the distance as soon as they landed. However, along came Quickie who descended lady like, slowly and carefully to land directly at the bottom of the concrete block, where she was able to see a cleverly placed chalk arrow in a different color, indicating to go back over 6th Ave. Well done Quickie. So making sure it was the Home trail by observing a good 200 metres back up the road before calling �On�, the FRB�s were left way out the back. It was Lethal Weapon who showed the way before being overtaken eventually by a panting group of FRB�s. Back through the lovely areas of Bintong Park, Leedon Park and the Belmont area, the pack was fairly split apart by some fast road running. Through a tunnel to emerge at the pipeline for the Home trail. Well done Hares, very pleasant. A notable absentee from the run tonight was Singaporn. After praising her virtues last week as a ballet dancer, she came to grief when leaving the run site at last Sunday�s Run at the Greasy Spoon in Jurong. While chasing after a taxi she had flagged down, she performed a jete grand le air when she should have done a pas de trios. The result was she fell down a drain and broke a bone in her foot, which is now in plaster.
On On:
Sichuan Restaurant, Queens Rd, $15
Visitors;
Acronymph, S&M, Bagless. Spot the odd one out!!!
Returnees:
Wet Patch, Malfunktion.
Lipstick:
3 naughty boys came back alone. Shaggy Dick 2, Mr. Potato Head, Knobby Boy Scout.
The Tits:
Knobby Boy Scout is a little slow in getting his hands on them, no wonder he doesn�t have a girlfriend. Anyway, why did the 3 naughty boys come back alone? Because Tiger Lily got lost and they had no choice but to return alone. In you come Tiger, Knobby has something for you�.
The Dick:
not a dick to be seen in this HDB car park!
The GM calls Tiger Lily back and claims she is getting slow. Wet and Wild said that she was running up a hill in the lead and had to stop to let Tiger Lily catch up to her. Sounds like a bit of Kiwi bullshit to me, but let�s not stop the speculation. Is Tiger Lily slowing down??????
AOB?
- Wet Pet tells that doing the first recce with Octopussy was fun, a stroll along the streets, chatting, admiring the nice houses, thinking up some rumours to start etc etc. But the 2nd time around, Octopussy became very anal. No more sweet talk. Instead she picked on Wet Pet�s chalk arrows, claiming that they were not good enough and they looked like testicles!
- Speaking of not good enough, in comes Not Good Enough who has made a startling observation and announces �I am a man because��.(pauses to think) ��. because, ��I am a man.� What philosophy. Anyway, as a man, he is willing to take advice from females so while he was running/stumbling along, he was taken aside by Wet Pet for some inside information as to where the trail went. So taking the Hares advice, he heads off on a little short cut only to be called back, redirected, sent off again only to be told �no, too far,� sent off again and told �no, further.� Finally, he gave up on short cutting as the Hares had absolutely no idea where to go. The Hares insisted that his failure to follow their advice was simply due to the fact that he is a bloke and males never listen to what females are saying anyway. However, the Hares had also given the same dubious short cut advice to 2 other Hashers and they were totally confused also. And they were 2 females! Not Good Enough rests his case, and both Hares drink.
- Mr. Potato Head had 2 infractions, which may have been due to the curry he ate the previous night. Infraction 1 involved Boo, who was standing up on the pipeline where runners had to climb up and negotiate there way around a tricky metal fence. �Boo, why are you just standing there and not helping the ladies?� �No, I am not going to help ladies, I am waiting here to help my wife.� was the reply. Mmm, are you inferring your wife is not a lady?????? Infraction number 2 involved another lawyer. S&M (not too be confused with M&M�s, which are just as tasty as S&M but come in more colors) was out in front climbing a steep hill. �Are you on S&M? was asked. And did she reply with a call of �On on?� No, her call was �F***cking Hell.�
- Wet Pet suggests that some of the males may be coming to the Wednesday run purely for the female company, although I really don�t know what she is getting at. However, Hooray was seen chasing a different type of pussy tonight, he was seen in the car park trying to entice a stray cat. �Here puss, puss, puss.�
- Sneaky Comer informs us that there is a rather disappointed male Harrier here tonight. Why? �I�ve never had lipstick.� laments Malfunktion. Well, Mal, first you need to be caught out in front, and to be out in front you actually have to run!
- Perhaps Malfunktion could have taken the tactics that another male took at the beginning of the run to get in front. Instead of running down the 4 floors of the car park, Kan Not Can was seen emerging from the lift and sprinting into the lead.
- Not Good Enough was impressed by the amazing fitness and stamina level of the GM. After short cutting the first � of the run, Wet N Wild found herself in the lead. Being so fit, she sprinted excitedly for 15 meters up the final hill, raised her arms in triumph and promptly collapsed in a heap.
- Tiger Lily was making herself beautiful after showering when she was approached by Cock Radio who asked her if he could borrow some of her hair gel. �Do you really need it? was her rather cheeky reply.
- But at least Tiger Lily was happy that CR had actually showered, unlike Goody Bags who was totally unshowered tonight, thus depriving the car park patrons of some spectacular sights.
- KNC announces the Robbie Burns Run this Sunday. Could be a bit of bawdy poetry reciting and a wee dram or 10 of Scotland�s finest whisky. Oh, there will be a run also! Details have been mailed out by Jack Off.
- Dances with Kerbs recognizes that sometimes the call of nature happens on a run and you just have to go, and most runners find a quiet bush somewhere for discrete relief. But not Mr. Potato Head and Kannot Can. They were seen together very indiscreetly at a bush comparing their penises. Boys will be boys.
- Wet Pet observes that Father Anus and his 2 tarts disappeared for 30 minutes after the run and came back with wet hair and the 2 girls in different clothing, which by the way was not Hash gear.
- Don�t forget the Monday Men�s celebration run in March. Females invited, and rumour is that the Tom, Dick and Harry Band could be playing.
- Finally, all the Chinese are in for Chinese New Year.
- Gong Xi Fa Cai!
On on on.
Scribed by Cock Radio