Circle Report - Run 1864
V.Slim and Forced Entry
Lower Pierce Reservoir
The Run.
�Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, ���..� Out onto the board walk went the pack, threading its way through a group of photographers with massive appendages - some of the biggest lenses imaginable. Not too sure what they were photographing though. Eventually it was off the boardwalk and into the jungle for some bush bashing, before emerging onto Old Upper Thompson Rd. A massive T Check had runners coming back looking for trail into the jungle, but my money was with the Thursday boys who had done this run previously with Slim. Despite pledging allegiance to Slim by not breaking checks, they certainly knew where the opening to this trail was. Back into the jungle, following the Thursday boys. Woops, hold on, following the Thursday boys who were following a female of course. It wasn�t long before my brand new runners, only 2 hours old, went from a nice shiny radiance to a dull black. Trust Slim to pick out all the possible bits of shiggy in this area. Anyway, from what I can remember, we moved along some nice trails, and eventually emerged at a very scenic part of the reservoir in the middle of nowhere. A good Kodak moment, where are those photographers? Through some more nice black shiggy mud only to find a T Check and have to return back through the just mentioned nice black shiggy mud. Typical Slim. More bush bashing before eventually arriving back at the board walk for the sprint to home. S&M was in quite a hurry to get back, even threatening to push a couple of young lovers who were sitting watching the sunset, if they didn�t get out of her way. Wow! So in around the 1 hour mark, the pack descended on the Beer Wagon for a well earned drink at sunset on what had been a hot day.
Circle Report:
What did we think of the Run?
Yes, sure, this was a good run, different for this area and some trails I hadn�t seen before. Well done Hares!
On On:
Japanese on site with a free esky of beer.
Next week;
Comes Quietly, end of Rifle Range Rd, then the Red Lantern. A tried and trusted combination!
Visitors / Returnees:
S&M, Forced Entry, Old Pussy & The Thursday crew (sorry, names escaped me) , Malfunktion, Armless, Bagless 2, King Lear � old fart, Kamala-grandma.
New members: ~
Virgin;
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Lipstick:
King Lear and Knobby Boy Scout enjoy a free serving of the glossy stuff.
The Tits:
Octopussy thinks she received the Tits the other week for talking, but she wasn�t certain as she didn�t hear the charge as she was talking at the time. Guilty as charged your honour. She has a few possibilities up her sleeve, which is interesting as she is actually wearing a sleeveless top. First in is Lethal Weapon, who apparently will not stand for any monkey business when on the run. In fact she doesn�t stand for it at all, she actually turns and runs a mile when she sees a monkey. Next in is Not Good Enough, who as we know, has deserted Give Way a few times lately as a co hare, then turns up at the on on to take credit for the run he failed to set. �What�s the crime?� he asks. That�s just not good enough mate. But tonight, with a chance to make amends and look after Give Way on the run, what does he do? He wanders off into the bush with another woman! �What�s the crime?� he repeats. Next to be called in is Armless, who immediately asks, �What�s the crime?� Well, seems that you found a page 3 pin up girl in this weeks Banter magazine, and used it as a pick up line on all the girls. And you also gave an explanation to Octopussy as to why you were running funny � because your balls were on one side! Dress properly next time will you!
The Dick:
Singaporn seems to have had her fair share of the Dick in recent months. Mmm, must be true what they say about the French. Is she going to hold back a few minutes to see if Stiffy comes in to tell us he has lost the Dick again? No, Singaporn is straight in but tells us she wasn�t very inspired tonight but she still has managed to pull something off anyway. While car parking was free tonight, should drivers take advantage of that by occupying 2 car spaces? On in Shoe Shopper, remember you are only driving a sedan, not a bus.
Awards;
300 runs to Wet Pet. Well done.
AOB?
- Stiffy gives the Fagsucker Memorial Run a plug, could be some shirts available at next weeks run.
- Stiffy then told us how he was caught in a massive traffic jam on Bukit Timah Rd at the Adam Rd exit. Traffic was down to 5kmh, horns honked, lights flashed, tempers frayed, fists were waved, words were spoken in anger, the overhead electronic road condition board flashed �JAM, JAM,JAM!� And what was the cause of this mayhem???? A marooned car in the kerb with Octopussy in the driver�s seat waiting to pick up Wet Pet. Oh noooooooo!
- The GM tells us that even she has indulged in some cuddling and lovey dovey stuff with Sneaky Comer in the Circle. However, there are limits of acceptance, and tonight we had a couple who crossed the line. Virginia Slim and Forced Entry, no snogging in the Circle!!!
- Sneaky Comer uncovered some marriage secrets recently when asked to get something out of Wet and Wilds handbag. There were all sorts of strange items in there, ranging from little vibrator look a like cylinders to what appeared to be a pregnancy testing kit. But did he find what he was looking for?
- Sneaky Comer then tells us how it is important to �run in� new items when you first get them. But when he found your scribe walking up a hill, what was the excuse? �I�m �walking in� my new shoes.� was the answer.
- Stiffy has been watching the movement of people as they come into the Circle. Some stand still, some walk anti clockwise, some pace up and down. However, he was most impressed by Suzee Wong�s movements for some reason that I forgot to write down. Let�s just say that Suzee Wong moves well.
- Virginia Slim tells us how he regularly gets women calling him at night time asking for sex, and he is willing to oblige as much as possible, even if it is inconvenient for him. But after getting home from Seletar Hash last night, he got a call from a male looking to meet up for a bit of a play. Malfunktion, what are you doing?
- Dances With Kerbs was with Octopussy when she saw something in the distance. �Are they Hashers?� asked Octopussy. As they got closer, �Oh, they�re monkeys.� is the conclusion. �But what are they doing?� �Oh, they�re bonking,� said Octopussy curiously!
- Stiffy has a whinge about having to play charades to find out the location of the mystery run sites. Jack Off, just back from the US, takes a jet lagged charge.
- Dances With Kerbs comes to Jack Off�s defence by reminding Stiffy that the newsletter was mailed out Monday, doesn�t he read it??? Umm, seems that the scribe forgot to include next week�s run.Woops! Let�s move on to the next charge.
- Shoe Shopper was asked by Cock Radio if she minded having S&M in the back seat of the car on the way to tonight�s run. Shopper decided she should concentrate on her driving though.
- Cock Radio also mentions that there are limits to what you can charge people with, and perhaps Shaggy Dick 2 crossed the line one time too many by picking on Shoe Shopper. The other Friday, he charged Shopper for trying to get an ankle bandage onto her knee, a feat that not even Houdini was able to achieve! Since then we have not been given a ride to the run, having to resort to taxis instead. So in Shaggy, shame on you.
- Shaggy then counter attacks by accusing Cock Radio for wanting to ask Shoe Shopper for one of the 2 bottles of wine we had given her for driving us to the run about 14 months ago.
- So both SD2 and yours truly realized the errors of our ways and called in Shopper to apologise and give her a little something. Yep, you guessed it, we presented her with our taxi receipts from the last few weeks.
- Don�t forget the AGM, 29th April. On behalf of all the boys, let�s hope it�s a long meeting!!!
On that note, it is�..
�On on on.�
Scribed by Cock Radio