Circle Report - Run 1866
Tiger Lily
Chestnut Ave
The Run.
We started as usual down the hill and under the expressway, but at a rather pedestrian starting pace with our usual front runners either missing in action or sweeping as hares. A nice twist on a well traveled area, the run went clockwise around the water works rather than the traditional anti clockwise, then great use of the forest to keep everyone guessing. Lots of circle checks kept us guessing about where to next, and good use of trails allowed the front runners to stretch their legs without cutting them to pieces on rattan. We emerged from the forest as usual onto the bike path, and the front runners went off for another loop, apparently through the housing estate, but who knows since your scribe was knackered and took a short cut home. Nice run, the front runners looked tired but happy when they came in ten minutes later.
Circle Report:
Initial disclaimer:
Since the committee were �testing champaigne� for reasons best known to them, it wasn�t until near the end of the circle that we realized we were missing a scribe for the evening, so this whole report has to be done by alcohol impaired memory. Sorry in advance to the many great charges that are bound to be missing from the record.
After considerable stuffing around, the circle was called to order, the hare called in (oh, wait a minute, where was the hare? She had given up on the circle being formed and headed off to get herself a beer). Eventually she sauntered in, and the circle declared the run a good one � something for everyone, nice short cut for the walkers, nice trails and a nice run in for the runners.
On On:
Karu�s Curry, with incomprehensible instructions about how to get there.
Next week;
The Velcro Twins Anniversary Run, end of Loewen Road near the soccer fields.
On being reminded that the Velcro�s anniversary run was approaching, the GM called Jackoff into the circle. Apparently a committee meeting is in order, and the GM had asked Jackoff if next Monday would be ok for a meeting at her place? Sure, answers Jackoff. And will Slocum cook for us, asks the GM? Sure he will, says Jackoff, let me just check. At which point Slocum reminds Jackoff that a better option for Monday might be for them to celebrate their anniversary. So forgetful gets a note for putting business before pleasure.
Visitors / Returnees:
Visitors and returnees are called in, welcome all I wish I could remember who you were.
New members: Lickety Clit liked the Harriets so much she decided to join on her first run, welcome.
Virgin;
I could have sworn there was a virgin or two but again, no record sorry.
Lipstick:
No idea, the usual suspects I suspect.
The Tits:
Hooray had the tits and claimed to have multiple candidates, but for the life of me I can�t remember who they all were. I can remember who got them, though, our new member Lickety Clit, for starting with a bang but ending in a whimper (running fast at the start of the run but tailing off at the end).
The Dick:
Well my memory is super hazy on this one except that I remember that Shaggy Dick Too temporarily had the dick, and I suspect (although am almost certainly wrong) that it was for racing on the hash. I think the GM may have been another candidate but who knows. Anyway, he gets a note, and the dick, if only temporarily (more on this later).
AOB? Well I remember it was a funny circle, but not a huge amount more than that.
- Lethal weapon was charged with the most innovative excuse award for the night. Arriving five minutes late, she tried to follow the pack but encountered a broken circle check, and decided the better part of valour was to return to the beer wagon, besides which she sat safely waiting for the pack to return. Here�s to any excuse.
- Boo was charged with doing something illegal.
- Father Anus was charged with poor depth perception. The last time we ran this location, Boo banged his head on a warning sign (don�t come in here) and this was though to be Karma. On being reminded of this, Father Anus observed that �Boo was very tall and that�s why he banged his head�, while Father Anus was able to safely walk under it. Compared back to back, the height difference was obvious for all to see (not).
- The GM, having tested all the champaigne on offer, noticed that Shaggy Dick Too had the dick on his head and wanted to know why he hadn�t given it away yet? Ummm, that would probably be because he only just received it tonight and Harriets tradition would be that he keeps it for a week and tries to give it away next week. A look of horror dawned on the GM�s face. Oh well, to hell with tradition, the GM definitely deserves the dick much more and Shaggy becomes the shortest holder on record.
- Sorry to everyone else who was funny, wish we had a bit of paper and the foresight to assign a scribe to record it.
On that note, it is�..on on on to Karu�s.
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