Circle Report - Run 1869
The �There�s Always a River Somewhere� Run.
Virginia Slim and Forced Entry
Sengkang Park
The Run.
Another Wednesday, another river. Let�s hope there are no container ship and pirate dramas this week. Off we set with Not Tonight setting the early pace to the top of the hill for a Circle check, and a park bench was a nice place to take a seat for a few minutes to enjoy the breeze and scenery. �On on� was called into the jungle and some nice little trails were found. Finally we came to a green lagoon, very nice to look at but I wouldn�t want to fall in. There was a thin tree log strategically placed across the water, do we really have to? Thankfully no, and on we went. A T check had us scratching our heads, although Stiffy was seen scratching a different body part. Must be going to rain hey Stiffy! Surely it must be over towards the light rail? After lots of sniffing around for trail, someone called on back, and off we go following Hand Bag and some other misguided sole until Handbag recognizes a landmark that we had previously passed. Yes, we were running back home on the out trail. Everyone agreed that this was the case, so what did the misguided ones do? Yes, they turned around and started following the out trail the correct way. And guess what Singaporn and Legoless found? Yes, the same bloody T Check that we were at 10 minutes before. Oh my Buddha! Talking about running around in circles. Anyway, a few of us had crossed the shiggy at the far end of the Green Lagoon for the 3rd time, and sure enough we were back on trail. Lots of jungle trails, in and out, up and down, zig and zag. Too Easy disappeared to the left at a fork and went very quiet, so we hung back. Sure enough it was a T Check. That was just way too easy for us wise ones. Out of the jungle and up the hill was the wrong way, back into the jungle where Comes Quietly and Sneaky Comer had quietly sneaked away to find trail. You quiet and sneaky pair you! Too Easy gets the lead and takes off at alarming pace, until she fell flat on her face. Around the bend to find a T check, we decided to all have a little squat behind the bushes and hide until the rest caught up. Well, we thought it was funny! Back out we go until another T is reached. Turning back the other way, we go searching, only to find everyone following us. Why? We ask. Because there is a big arrow pointing that way is the reply. But there is no trail there, where did that arrow come from? Seems that Wet Pet saw us running off, decided we were on trail and so marked a big arrow in flour on the ground!
Finally we emerge at the top of a big hill, not knowing where to go until Hooray was spotted on top of the hill on the far side of the road. Over we go and into the jungle again. Shoe Shopper leads the way until a few T�s dispose of her and Wet Brazilian takes over. �Need a woman who can cook� is called as we pass by a squatters hut with the camp fire burning. Getting close to home surely, but what does the Hare do? Yes, leads us through shiggy. Bugger. Eventually the squatters hut in the jungle is reached and there is the drink stop, champagne on ice complete with cute little puppies! A ten minute run back to home, and who leads the pack in tonight. ZIP! I kid you not. Well done Hares, a very enjoyable run.
Circle Report:
What did we think of the run?
How can you keep runners going for 1 hour 20 mins and use up only .5 of a square km of territory? Amazing. Even without the drink stop at the Jungle Hilton, this was a bloody good run! But where is Forced Entry. Is she going to do a re entry?? Kamala made a comment about something but I didn�t catch a word of it.
Are we eating?
The local eatery down the road for some yummy Chinese and the beers on Slim. Great stuff, Slim for Prime Minister!
Next week:
AGM, Pasir Ris, at Hand Bags condo, Mr. Ho and all our favourite food including lamb. Check web site for details.
Virgins:
No virgins out here.
Visitors and Returnees:
Not a visitor in sight either! Should have got a few of the squatters to run!
Lipstick:
Bloodshit, Hooray, Kan Not Can, CR, Hand Bag and Comes Quietly all get the red treatment from Kamala!
The Dick:
Knobby Boy Scout still has his hand on the Dick and is not ready to hand it over yet.
The Tits:
Stiffy managed to get his hands on the Tits in a rather awkward way. He was at a rather toffy party (sounds like bullshit) and Jack Off told him she was leaving a bag at the front door for him to take to the Hash as she would be away. So Jack Off leaves the toffy party, depositing the bag at the front door, while Stiffy continues to mingle with the other toffy guests inside. Suddenly there is a big commotion coming from the front door. A toffy guest has found the bag, opened it and is holding up the tits for all the other toffy guests to see. Eventually a rather sheepish Stiffy had to go forward and claim the Tits in front of all the toffy guests. Guess that is the end of toffy parties for Stiffy.
Anyway, Stiffy hands the Tits over to someone who needs them more he does. Wet Pet receives a boob job for her using imitative to draw a lovely large flour arrow at a check for everyone to follow. Too bad it was pointing the wrong way to where the trail actually went.
Awards:
50 runs Hand Bag. �Off, off,� and he does.
700 runs Octopussy. What a model of a runner. (walker?) And out come the photos from past years, even past centuries, to show that she hasn�t changed or aged. Hurly burly, what a girly!
AOB ?
- Drinks tonight are from reusable plastic cups. A very green move. Well done Harriet�s.
- Wet Pet was confronted after the run by a male who was changing and in a state of undress and they asked her back to their car. Boo, what were you thinking of, another quickie????
- Wet Pet continues as she remembers a run at Bukit Timah Railway Station when Slim was late and whinged because the pack had left already and the Hares had not left any clue as to which way the run went. He was so annoyed he even threatened to resign his membership. And why is this incident from many years revisited? Because tonight Goody Bag arrived late, the pack had left and guess what? Yep, the hare had not left any sign as to where the trail started. Well done Slim. Did Goody Bag threaten to resign? Of course not!
- When was the last time Boo turned up without his car??? Tonight he and Quickie arrived in a taxi. Was his car repossessed?
- Stiffy has the answer to why Boo arrived by taxi. It seems that Quickie, as the designated driver, was planning on having a big night and would be incapable of driving Boo home.
- And is Quickie planning on such a big night she is booking into a hotel to stay the night? Or is she leaving Boo? Why the suitcase that you took to another car Quickie??
- Shoe Shopper noticed that runners have various strategies for getting rid of mosquitoes, of which there were many tonight. Comes Quietly has a stick that he used to fend them off. No he tells us, the stick was to beat off all the women that attack him. Doubleback used a different approach however, and employed some dance steps that looked like the chicken dance. And so the chicken dance song is hummed and we all performed the ayam dance.
- Hand Bag was running behind Wet Brazillian when she stopped and bent over. Was this an open invitation thought Hand Bag? Sorry mate, Wet Brazillian was more interested in the pretty flower that was growing in the jungle than what you had in mind.
- Sneaky Comer charged Legoless for a wrong way flour manouvre but I sort of missed it, maybe I was getting another beer.
- Cock Radio noticed Singaporn following the out trail the wrong way after we came to a T check at the Green Lagoon. On being told this the pack turned around and followed Shoe Shopper who was on the out trail that we had been on 10 minutes ago. At least she was going the right way. Singaporn was not convinced however and kept following the out trail until she finally discovered the T check that we had found 10 minutes ago and was the cause of all this confusion. Should Singaporn dye her hair blonde???
- Shoe Shopper lines up Stiffy at the front, puts herself in the middle and Boo at the back. As they were running and approached a low hanging branch, Stiffy called �Head� Shopper then called �Head� And what did the vertically challenged Boo call? �Neck.�
- Stiffy overheard a conversation after the run. Someone was complaining to our Microsoft rep Sneaky Comer as he had purchased some software on E Bay and it wasn�t working. Our Microsoft rep gave Father Anus no sympathy for buying dodgy pirated stuff on the internet and suggested he go to the Microsoft web site with his credit card and they will relieve him of some his real money for some real software.
- Kamala was at a check with Bloodshit , ZIP, Dances With Kerbs, etc. After spending a bit of time searching for trail, Bloodshit said �Come on, we�re not wasting any more time on this, we�re here for the champagne� Now that�s the true Hash spirit, what a man!!
- Zip often gets regular messages from Kan the Cobra about how to get to the run site. Seems she often has a bit of trouble getting to the venue, even tonight Zip got a message from her �Help, I�m in a taxi and we can�t find the park.� So it was rather strange to hear Kan the Cobra explaining to Dances With Kerbs how to get to next weeks run. Good luck Dances With Kerbs, we will understand if you are late!
- The GM has noticed that Gypsy has arrived finally. Why is he late? He has been doing the books for the AGM next week. Good man.
- Kan Not Can asks Goody Bags some ageing questions, these went over my head though. Then he tells us how Singaporn has finally lost her fear of mud (will we see her indulge in a bit of mud wrestling??) and Legoless was throwing water over someone�s head. (practicising to be the Pope??) Finally Shoe Shopper for something to do with this being the Alziemers Hash. Sorry!
- Stiffy reminds us that last time here, Wet Brazillian was complaining and whinging about the shanty town we ran through. But did she complain tonight about the champagne stop at the Jungle Hilton? Of course not!
- Shoe Shopper thanks the Hares for inviting us all to their house for drinks during the run.
- Despite the GM failing to call �On On� because she was too busy talking and drinking, it is
On on ,
Cock Radio