Circle Report 1870 - AGM Run
29/4/09
Dances with Kerbs and Kan the Kobra
Pasir Ris, Jalan Loyang Besar
The Run.
Short run and a long meeting were the wishes of the males as we assembled for the 6 o�clock Wednesday run outside Handbag�s condo, somewhere in the distant reaches of the Far East. Did Raffles ever explore these parts??
On On up the road and into the jungle and it�s not long before Legoless is totally legaless and falls face first, with little aid from gravity. She does save her water bottle however. Back out onto the road and westwards towards Down Town East. After travelling west to Down Town East, it was time to go north towards Pasir Ris Park. A circle check there put Stiffy into a tizzy, �why are we running that way� he asks. �Because there was a Circle the other way� is the reply. �Have you broken the check?� �With what?� On On. All good so far.
Soon we reach the canal with the bridge off to the right with lots more park. Yours truly and Sneaky Comer, veterans of 3 runs here in the last 12 months, know it has to be over the bridge this time for sure after doing 2 T checks there on the previous runs. Over the bridge we sneak, leaving the rest of the pack to run up the canal, which was soooo obviously heading for a monstrous T check. On the other side of the bridge, our suspicions are soon confirmed, there is flour! So the 2 cunning veterans stand there smirking, awaiting the pack to return to us after having called T check. Soon things go quiet up the canal � ah yes, the FRB�s have found the soooooooooooo obvious T check and are hiding from the rest of the pack before calling on. So we stand there watching the walkers go up the canal to the soooooooooooooo obvious trap. And we stand watching Hooray go up the canal as well. Oh this is great, even Hooray has fallen for the so so soooooooooooooooo blatant T check up the canal. Ha ha, good one Hares. So we wait. And wait. Things are very quiet up the canal. �Mmm, Sneaky, I will go and look for the next mark, just to make sure we are on.� Ahh, yes, there on the path 20 metres away I can see an arrow, yep, we are on. �When should we call �need a woman!� mate?� Waiting, waiting, waiting, still no sound of the pack coming back. �Mmm. Let me check the next markings a bit more Sneaky. Ohhh oh, sorry about this mate, the next marking is an arrow but it points the opposite direction.� Bugger, we stumbled onto the home trail!! Ok, 2 choices. Choice 1 is to try and catch up to the back of the pack. Choice 2 is to run the trail backwards and meet the pack head on. Sneaky took the honourable option, number 1, and was not seen for the rest of the run. I decided on perhaps the less honourable but definitely more social option and ran backwards. It wasn�t long before I collided with the pack coming the other way. On on! A monstrous circle check in the middle of a skating park the other side of another bridge had the pack scattered more than an autumn tree hit by a typhoon. But it was Quickie, aided by Boo I suspect, who found trail on back along the beach towards Serangoon Harbour. With the sea breeze blowing off the sea, which by the way is exactly what a sea breeze does, we headed along the palm tree lined shores of this never never region of Singapore. But Mr. Local, Handbag, was convinced that the drink stop was going to be in the first car park he came too. So off he went to the right, tapping on the window of every car he came to asking for a drink. Not only was there no drink stop in the car park but they didn�t understand a bloody word of what he was saying. Meanwhile, Tiger Lily and Shaggy Dick2 found the rotunda with the drinks, but couldn�t be bothered stopping. SD2 allowed TL to disappear into the mangroves while he followed the short 200 metre trail along the drain and back to the Beer wagon. Shoe Shopper set off from the drink stop with a drink, which is what can happen at a drink stop, skulled it and passed me her empty as she pursued the FRB�s. Not wanting to be left out, I skulled my drink and set off after her, only to find we were back in 35 seconds. Oh why did I skull that drink? As we cooled down, Kan Not Kan arrived in a cab and asked which way for on on? I directed him around the corner to the drink stop, but told him to sprint so as to raise a sweat to earn his drink!
As the pack returns, it seems the best place to assemble is on the road in front of the Condo gate to block the residents entering Ai Ya!! Ha ha, had to throw that one in lah.
Men to the left, ladies to the right, was the call. So the males headed to the pool with an esky of cold beer, the women went right and up for the AGM meeting in Handbag�s unit. With 30 girls or so attending the meeting, this was only marginally more than the number of girls Handbag has every night in his room. However, normally he does not allow them to talk so much.
Meanwhile, back at the pool, the men are looking up at the unit and willing Twin Towers to stand closer to the balcony in her mini skirt. The call also went up that a long meeting is a good meeting.
The effects of global warming are then felt as the pool level rises suddenly and 2 kids drown and the lower floors are flooded. Oh wait, that was not global warming, Malfunktion just entered the pool. More beers are thrown into the pool for the thirsty males who are soothing their tense muscles, just as well the gals aren�t there!
Finally the gals are finished, or the esky is empty, and we head out for the Circle by the beer truck.
Circle Report:
What did we think of the run?
This was a good run � after 10 beers are we going to say bad things?? Kan The Cobra and Dances With Kerbs get a special mention. Great Sarong too, thanks Committee.
Are we eating?
Mr. Ho is on hand with lamb, chicken creamy potatoes, salad, apple pie etc etc. You little ripper!
Next week:
Check your email and web site. (but don�t go to Bukit Gombak!)
Virgins:
Don�t think so, but we would have sacrificed them in the pool.
Visitors and Returnees:
Also sacrificed
Lipstick:
Doesn�t mix with pool water.
The Dick:
Tiger Lily received the Dick during the week from Knobby Boy Scout, who finally decided it was more fun to give it to a female to hold rather than keep it in his own hand. Tiger starts by dragging in Singaporn, who may be on the youngish side but is already suffering signs of Alzheimer�s. Seems she has trouble remembering where she leaves her drink.
Twin Towers is brought in as she has a shirt on that says � Pure Sexy� right across her twin towers. It seems that is not the correct wording according to Tiger Lily, it should read �Dirty Sexy Girl.� Tiger obviously knows a few secrets but she isn�t disclosing them, probably on the grounds it will incriminate herself!
As Fawlty Towers is away, Twin Towers scores the Dick!
The Tits:
Wet Pet, who received a boob job last week, decides to share her new found assets with Too Easy, who made some sort of a comment about it all being just too easy. You obviously need tits to make a comment like that.
AGM Business:
The new committee is introduced. Yeah, go team!
Please click to open > > The Harriets SEXY New Management
(New email addresses will be supplied after the first committee meeting).
The old committee are then brought in for a farewell and thanks for the mammaries.
AOB ? With Kamala acting as discipline master, the awards got underway, after a few charges:
- Drinks tonight are not from last week�s reusable plastic cups. What happened to the green move? Bring back the old committee.
- However, Tiger Lily and Zip get an environmentally sensitive mention for crushing the cans to put in the rubbish.
- But they get an environmentally insensitive mention for the noise pollution made by crushing the cans, right in the ear of the scribe! No one could hear a bloody thing.
- The rest of the Circle was then spent with the announcement of the Awards. Congratulations to the award winners and thanks to everyone for their contributions in 2008-2009.
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