Circle Report #1872
The �who�s gonna pay my $45 taxi fare� North North North Singapore Run
Sembawang Park
Singaporn (Virgin Singapore Hare?) and Cock Radio (definitely not a virgin hare)
The Run.
The hash began with a scrummage � yellow team verses red and with a blow on the horn by OBS, we were off. We began with a stroll in the park to check out the restaurant and then back the way we had come passing the car park onto King�s Road. It was certainly a road fit for Kings � huge houses with large gardens � usually a quiet backwater but not tonight with a check in the vicinity and a pack of noisy hashers calling on on! On past the Terror Club � definitely too many Gweilos, Boo!
We must have run the five continents going up Malta Crescent, along Canada Road, past Kenya Crescent and Pakistan Road. Did we go to Montreal and Wellington? Found the on on flour hidden behind a tree and were off across the main road. The check here had us searching for a while. Onto the canal where there was some confusion as the hash went in two directions and no one was calling. The canal track was finally called as on on but what happened to the others. SCBs?! All except Handbag who ran back and caught up. The trail veered to the left and through some market garden, down a slope through some rather smelly black stuff and along a ditch, only to arrive back alongside the canal. Must have been the scenic route. The trail then followed the canal almost to the sea. Left again past a fish farm and then I lost the trail but followed some hashers who knew where they were going - back to the run site, where there seemed to be a lot of people who hadn�t been around at the start of the run.
Circle Report:
What did we think of the run?
Hares Cock Radio (who should have been writing reports) and Virgin Hare Singaporn. Having arrived on public transport the hares had to set the hash carrying their school bags as well as flour, paper and chalk, change of clothes, water etc. What did we think of the run? The consensus was it was a good run in an area we don�t often come to.
Are we eating?
On On at the Beaulieu Restaurant mispronounced by Cock Radio and corrected by Singaporn. Is this a French Restaurant?
Next week:
New car park at Mac Ritchee Reservoir, Lornie Road. Luckily Tiger Lily worked that one out as she had left the hare line at home.
Virgins:
None obvious, all scared off by Cock Radio
Visitors:
GI Jane a visiting hasher from Australia, Ballsick, OBS, Maggott, Kristen, Gorath, Bagless, Seaman Stains and Charlie Holland
Returnees:
Fat Crashing Bastard
Shaggy Dick charged the GM for having showered and changed and sat drinking gin before anyone else had drunk a 100 plus. Then calling the shout up earlier than usual when folks were still showering. Well done GM continue this way and we will get to eat earlier.
Tits:
were not around tonight.
The Dick:
not around tonight.
AOB ?
- Cock Radio had a goo charge. His usual transport to the run is the luxury of Shoe Shoppers car where he shares the backseat with another hasher who is always busy preparing himself with goo. This goo goes everywhere � on the seat, under the seat, on the gear stick in fact not being the meanest Shaggy Dick shares it with everyone. However tonight he tried to share his goo with his fellow travellers on the MRT but they were not so understanding and had him kicked off.
- Wet and Wild announced that the accounts would be ready for checking next week. I think this was an announcement of an EGM.
- Virginia Slim gave his top billing to the Kampong Hash and reminded us that it is their AGM this Saturday 16th May at Sengkang Riverside Park. He invited us all to come along and celebrate a change of GM.
- Boo�s favourite hash the Thursdae Hash will be having their 300th run on Saturday 30th May so look out for that one.
- Fat Crashing Bastard called for but wasn�t around � never mind Boo was around to take the charge instead.
- Lipstick was dutifully administered by Cybil to Ray and two seamen � although I didn�t see Ray with any lipstick!
- Style at the hash � Boo invited the new hair styles worn by Kan the Kobra and Not Tonight to come into the circle � not sure why Comes Quietly and Bagless were there � did they get their hair cut? Kannot Kan was definitely taken by Kan the Kobra�s new look as he greeted her with several kisses when he first arrived.
- Staying on the theme of Hash Style the GM picked out Kannot Kan for his strippy Billabong shorts and Cybil for her snazzy shirt. I hope you were paying attention Singaporn as we could have them copied for the hash shop.
- Itchy Balls called Sneaky Comer into the circle. At the beginning of the hash he hadn�t wanted to shake his hand � was it something to do with the name � which was in fact Balls Itch and was it right that he was left handed?!
- Handbag invited one of the hashers who describes himself as Music Master to give us a tune, you can join in the chorus: Why I had to come I don�t know she wouldn�t blow, I did something wrong, how I long for birth control.
- Not Tonight described a chest to chest dance she had had with Kannot Kan at Orchid Villa. She had wondered what the bulge was that seemed to press against her. Never dance with someone who wears a fanny pack. He�s the meanest ��
- OBS was planning to charge someone for competitive running (not a hash trait) but we were told it was competitive pissing. He had spotted a truck to piss behind only to be disturbed by Handbag who had also been caught short. It�s alright for these guys who need to go along the way. No chance for the ladies! He followed that up with a song about his girlfriend.
Scribed by Legolas