Circle Report #1877
The Hares
Stiff,Stifler and Fiona
Family Run
Seletar Airbase
The Run.
It was interesting (for a newbie) to Singapore to find herself in Maida Vale off Picadilly Circus. Not as busy as I expected on a Wednesday evening. Ray was doing a great job on car park duty and Shah was standing on a chair � was she directing traffic too? No getting away from the dogs! The run took us out of the camp and along the main road but it didn�t take long until we headed into the jungle. Good trails wove us around and out onto the track then into the bush again. Got disorientated especially after we were called back from what seemed like fresh paper. It was the bike hash on Sunday explained Louise. Only 27km � lucky we didn�t keep going on that one! A sudden scream from Singaporn � Was it an ant? Was it a bee? What was it? Got onto the drain trail � Boo took the short cut through the water. Into the bush again. Rubbish everywhere, from soup bowls to huge plastic containers. Then along the garden centre with beautiful orchids growing under cover. Back into the camp.
Circle Report:
What did you think of the run?
Great run Stiff and Fiona.
Next week:
Kent Ridge Park, Vigilante Drive. Hare: Wet and Wild
Virgins:
Ben
Visitors and Returnees:
King Lear, Pussy Lifter, Penile Extension, Forced Entry, Vibrator, Richard and Phoney Dick. Forgot the neighbour.
Lipstick:
Greg and Richard were made to kneel down and take the lipstick
The Dick:
No dick and no tits tonight.
AOB ?
Stiff took out a copy of the Straits Times � Friday June 5th and described an article Hangover City � about youth drinking too much and being rebel rousers at weekends. There was a photo of some of the so called rebel rousers and who was in the photo? None other than Stifler and Richard. Richard should be given a name � Rebel Rouser? Diplo Dick? Dick Rouser?
We were then told about a used car scam. The advertisement mentioned one lady driver so buyer assumes car must have been well looked after especially as the one lady driver is a well known hasher. The car was purchased by Stiff, lasted one day then exploded in a cloud of oil and steam. Here�s to Arthur Dailey � Stiffy � don�t buy a car from him!!!
Back to Richard and a name has finally been decided on � Deutscher Dick.
Not Tonight invited Kamikaze into the circle � he got married recently so she congratulates him but wants to know when his wife is coming to the hash.
Tiger Lily just back from Japan and has forgotten who is who already Charges Lethal Weapon but has got the wrong person, should have been Singaporn. So down down for Tiger Lily. And what was the charge � Singaporn had forgotten her towel and had to borrow Tiger Lilys.
Stiffy was running through the jungle and ended up just behind Boo having saved Quickie from the bees. Boo didn�t even say thank you!
Virgina Slim asked Boo if there was a penalty in Singapore for damaging Public property. Why asked Boo? Because some Kiwi woman came running down the hillside and knocked the railing down. Wet and Wild a one railing demolition team.
Penile Extension charged Lethal Weapon for not being able to write his name when taking the guest fee. Was it the spelling that was the problem. Loose Change charged Kan the Kobra for standing on a chair screaming � it�s a dog. But only a small one.
On on to the food. Delicious Thai green curry, veg, salad and rice.