Circle Report #1879
The Hares
Comes Quietly
The �understated� birthday run
Chestnut Avenue
The Run.
Having run from this run site Friday on a trail set by the same hare, I was listening carefully at the start when the hare pointed out that walkers should not do the long run. Sounds bad, I thought, I think I will do the short. Directed by Tiger Lily, we went up the hill to duck off to the left on that track that is always a sneaky T-check, you know the one. T-check down there, I confidently called. And I was right, the check was just about 2km further down the track than I thought. Marks were a bit hard to find due to the rain and the front runners headed off at pace, so it was with some glee that I arrived at an obvious fork in the trail to hear front runners calling, finally, a t-check. Off to the left we went, and from here the trail marks got really sparse, to the point that we got to another fork in the track with no marks to be found. A bit of farting around ensued with checking in all directions, but no trail found. Finally, someone (?) confidently remarked that the hare had pointed in a particular direction, and off we went, off trail, no hash marks at all, for about a km, finally reaching a circle check. That was easily broken and we headed off along the reservoir, finally reaching the dam where the short long split was. Reaching here at 6:40 or so, and realizing where the long run was likely to go, I decided to take the short run back home. Short runners back in about 6:50, and from Friday�s experience we expected to wait for the front runners just a bit. And we waited. And waited. And waited. Tiger Lily finally came steaming in at 7:20, with other front runners straggling in over the next 10 to 20 minutes. A nice run, thank heavens I talked myself out of the long.
Circle Report: The GM being off on her annual 10 week of so teacher�s vacation, Tiger Lily stepped in to call the circle to order at 8pm (like that is possible).
What did you think of the run?
The front runners didn�t seem offended by the longish long run, and a good run was declared. Well done Comes Quietly, have a drink.
Next week:
Big Head comes in to announce that they (she and Virginia Slim) have so many possible run sites for next week, they really can�t decide yet. See the web site or something. Mmmm, really? Anyway, since then they seem to have done a recce, or maybe just looked at a map, and have decided on Upper Seletar Reservoir Park. On on with Mr Hoe.
Virgins:
None noted
Returnees:
There were a ton but they probably got mixed in with the visitors.
Visitors:
Sharon Batu, Fat Crashing Bastard, Spotted Balls (?), Sanka, Bob Ashman and Mrs Ashman, Kaye�s sister, Wet Patch, Phony Dick, Who Gives a %^$#, Clit. Sorry about the list, the Assistant On Sec scooted out with Father Anus before the circle and it was a bit hard to capture the list.
Tits:
Our long long tits have returned, graced by Bizzie Bush. PS, for future reference if you are given the tits or dick and will not be around for a few weeks, months, or years, please give them to a member of the committee so we can hand them on to someone else next week�.thanks. Anyway, apparently (at least this is the story I wrote down) BB was talking to Kan the Kobra on the run, and there was a bit of pillow talk going on, because the candidates for the tits were Kannot Kan, the �elephant man� or Kan the Kobra, the �elephant rider�. Mmmm, use your own imagination, or maybe better not to. Anyway, Kannot Kan, the elephant man, gets the tits.
Dick:
Not here, but Twin Towers confesses that she has it, she just doesn�t know where it is. She will ask the maid, or something. Twin Towers, bring us back our dick or a replacement please, you naughty girl. House of Condoms has stock, apparently�..I heard a rumour.
Lipstick:
On this run? Most of us were lucky to get back alive dragging our asses. But apparently Spotted Balls was spotted in front at one point, and he gets well and truly decorated with lipstick.
AOB ?
Sneaky Comer had lots of time to think about the run after he returned about before the first front running bas&^%$ was spotted. And he has come up with a word to describe the hare: understated. Comes Quietly is understated in so many ways, and for sure his trail was understated tonight, especially that kilometer long section with no marks at all. Sneaky Comer knows this undertated reputation, and listened carefully at the start of the run, when in an understated way Comes Quietly told the walkers NOT (with a slight inflection) to do the long run. But if you area a visitor or don�t know CQ, you would miss this warning that would otherwise save your life. So give the understated one a note for his understated warning.
Kannot Kan warms to the theme of the long and short runs. Given a short cut option wasn�t enough for some of our Harriets, who chose an even shorter cut from the dam behind the water works and on home. On in Twin Towers, Sharon Batu, Sybil, Suzee Wong, Kan the Kobra, and Dances with Kerbs. You aught to be publicly pissed on�..
Tiger Lily was taking her shower in privacy behind the beer truck a little earlier. Everything was dark and all was well. However, just at a crucial moment and missing a key piece of female attire, the scene is lit up and Tiger Lily is left flashing. Who caused this flash at a crucial time? Dances with Kerbs, on in for creating a scene.
On a showering theme, Sneaky Comer was heading down to the car for his wash when he passed the car of Sharon Batu. Sharon Batu was modestly washing under some sort of tent, however accompanying her was Twin Towers, who doesn�t seem to feel she needs a tent, or anything else for that matter. On in the modest one (Sharon Batu), and the very immodest one (Twin Towers) who apparently wanted to show off her sexy knickers..
Sybil wants to know what the hash rule is re looking for lost runners? Various smart alecs pipe in with �after the circle�, �tomorrow�, �next week� and so on. Well Sybil asked a leading lawyer to help her find her friend, to which Boo replied �it isn�t 9 o�clock yet, and we haven�t discussed my fee�. Give him a note.
Big Head has been watching some Japanese Ninja shows on TV, and was inspired by the Japanese Ninja Tiger Lily during the run � flawlessly navigating tree roots, bouncing off obstacles like trees, and so on. But encountering a log over the mid which required a bit of tip-toing, Tiger Lily decided to take the brute force approach through the mid, and got stuck. Give the Ninja a note.
Tiger Lily comes back in with the grudge. Big Head and Twin Towers are called into the circle. �What do they have in common�, Tiger Lily asks? �Breast size� replies one wag (or was that Big Head)? Nope, the tide is definitely �out� on both Harriet�s skirts, are they skirts or handkerchiefs? Give them a note to �Dinah Dinah show us your legs�..�
Kannot Kan tells us that some come to hash to socialize, some to exercise, but Handbag is here to get rid of a big hangover. Out on the run, Handbag would pass Kannot Kan, then catch him, and so on. �What�s going on, Handbag, you aren�t running as well as you usually do�? Apparently he went as a guest on Seletar last night and then spent most of the night �recovering�. Give him a note.
Too Easy asks the hare, Comes Quietly, to explain where the cake is? After all, this is a birthday run and you clearly didn�t use up all your flour supply marking the run! Give the economical one a note.
Tiger Lily gives a drink to Phony Dick for sitting down on the job.
Kannot Kan keeps Phony Dick in the circle. KK arrived late to the run to find Phony Dick huffing and puffing up the hill. PD then stopped, took off his shirt, and put it back on again. What�s going on, KK asked? Apparently PD had his shirt on inside out and had to rectify that before continuing on the run. Here�s to mummy not dressing him properly.
I think there was an announcement but I didn�t write it down, sorry TL.
On on to the Red Lantern.