Circle Report #1883
29th July 2009Tampines Industrial Avenue 1
Father Anus and Kan the Kobra
The Run
down the road and onto the trail, late but caught up as the trail skirted the lake. Father Anus at the other side of the water we had to wade through, taking photos.
What did we think of the run? a good run even though a little wet. And happy birthday to Kan the Kobra.
Next week’s Hares. Boo, Quickie and On Her Rear –
Playground at the end of Springleaf Avenue
Returnees: Camel and Armless
Visitors: Larry, Brian, Shut The Fuck Up, Paul, Mitchele,
Alex, Who Gives a Fuck
The Tits: Black Member on behalf of Wet Thong called in,
Boo for thinking he was back in Geylang, Lethal Weapon for calling Black
Member Kevin not Kelvin and Shut The Fuck Up who was worried about Boo’s
body size and got the tits.
Awards: Zipp was awarded for doing 550 runs. Well
done Zipp.
The Dick: None.
AOB:
- Jackoff was pointed out in the circle for giving Slowcum a massage and told to carry on.
- Stiffy wanted to know the going price for sex, just for a quickie – asks Kan the Kobra who says $100 is too cheap. Explains that Jackoff and Bagless were pounding along when Jackoff suddenly stops, bends down and says $10. Bagless gets very excited about the prospect and very cheap too.
- Shaggy Dick explains how some just have stamina and calls Shut the Fuck Up into the circle for doing an Ultra Run in Europe. She admitted she had a bit of a cry at 95km. Here’s to Awesome.
- Not Tonight invites Shut The Fuck Up into the circle and Camel. Camel had complained that he never gets the tits as a visitor (perhaps he should join). So STFU gives the tits to Camel who had a quick fondle of who or what I’m not sure!!!
- Stiffy explains how some people enjoyed the water and wonders what they do in the navy nowadays. Calls in Michele from the navy for a watery down down.
- Kannot Kan invites in Zipp, Dances with Kerbs and Sybil. These ladies are not as confident as the navy girls but became quite intrepid when beckoned by Kannot Kan. They started with the sun in the sky but by the time they’d finished the sun was not in the sky. They’re the meanest…..
- Shoe Shopper charges Confucius for asking what’s that? Then saying these are grapes. Do you know what grapes are? – or something like that!
- Sybil invites Kannot Kan and charges him for asking the ladies to smile while wading through the swamp. He then asks Slowcum to come into the circle and explains that even when he sees Ray and Boo not following the trail all the way round he doesn’t short cut. Well done for following the trail.
- Kannot Kan invites Kan the Kobra and explains how she has been showing him who’s boss now she is 51. He asks why would anyone want to set three different runs in three different places over a period of two weeks. For being irrational and unreasonable, why was she born so beautiful …
- Visitor Brian calls in Larry – his boss and wonders if he will regret this later. Larry has been playing softball and has a bandage on his knee. Brian warns him not to go too fast as he may break an ankle and being the most competitive guy on the ship he is beaten by his junior officers. STFU says Larry and Sybil charges Brian for racing on the hash. Jackoff jumps in the circle and sees a naming opportunity. Larry is christened Softball backed by lots of laughter from the navy contingent.
- STFU charges Handbag who when he needed a woman and she appeared said ‘Oh’ maybe he wanted a single woman. She also charges Shoe Shopper who had not been running as fast as usual – too much holiday so running like a lump of lard.
- Softball called into the circle by Dances with Kerbs who says he wants to be called Commander Sortball. No chance of that … Bullshit.
On that note, it’s On On On!
Scribed by Legolas