Circle Report #1885
12th August 2009The Nowhere Near Upper Bukit Timah Rd Run
Pasir Ris back blocks
Wet 'n Wild, Sneaky Comer
The Run
No doubt about Wet N Wild and Sneaky Comer, they persevere with this run area. Sneaky confidently predicted that this run would be alright, and he turned out to be correct. We went right, right, right, right and right, except for the long run split that went left before going right. Yep, alright. The first check had everyone tricked as no one thought to check for arrows on the side of the drain. Some ankle breaking territory meant very cautious running, especially for those fronting up for the ½ Marathon. A T Check cunningly placed on one side of the canal meant front runners were left watching the back runners on trail only 20 metres away but on the other side of the water. A long scenic (?) stretch along the waterway until finally crossing over and up a hill to what smelt like a T Check. But the Hare kept coming and Mr. Potato Head, having recovered from a mishap with a piece of furniture, was heard calling on forward. Another right turn on reaching the river and we eventually catch up to the walkers who had taken a short cut. Back out onto the long and winding road, well actually it was a long straight road. The long split saw the hardy ones go down the drain, up the other side and disappear into the long grass. After a couple more right turns, and a pack of unfriendly dogs that resulted in Boo arming himself with a big stick, it was in the back door of the car park for a welcome drink. Thanks Hares.
What did we think of the run? Definitely this run was alright.
As the Circle was about to start, Boo was seen getting into his car and
was going to drive home. Why? It seems he does not like being left out of
secrets. He had detected there was something going on with everyone wearing
2 shirts except him and no one would tell him why. Of course the reason was
the unveiling of a special shirt that said ‘Don’t follow Boo.’ Luckily Loose
Change was able to convince him to turn the engine off, get out of the car
and join the Circle where all was revealed. Well I’m sure it almost brought
a tear to his eye. A touching Hash moment.
Tell us about your On On. A la carte by the light of the
Silvery Moon down in Pasir Ris Park.
Next week’s Hares. Suzee Wong, Loose Change and Virginia
Slim, Cactus Rd.
Virgins: No.
Visitors and returnees: Who Gives a F*ck, Bagless, Wet
Patch, and others. The visitors were left alone in the Circle as the GM
stood out chatting.
The Tits: Slowcum presented these to Loose Change for her
ability or inability to get up enough wobble from one leg to the other when
negotiating the small narrow drain at the start of the run. Maybe the Tits
will help her get up a wobble.
Lipstick: Overlooked or no naughty boys??
Awards:
700 – Boo! – refer to beginning of report.
200 runs – Big Head. ‘Off off,’ and she does, apparently, but Sneaky Comer
was blocking my view!
300 runs – Jack Off ‘Off off,’ and she does, apparently, but Sneaky blocked
my view again!
100 runs – Wet N Wild. ‘Off off, and she does, apparently, but you guessed
it, Sneaky again.
Well done girls, as for you Sneaky, I’ll deal with you later!
The Dick: Kan Not Can returns the Dick, and the way he
stumbled about his charges, or lack of, would have received a call of ‘Keep
the Dick,’ but we are all much wiser than that! Anyway, Bagless gets the
Dick for being clueless in trying to find the run site, despite the fact he
passed Kan Not Cans taxi which he could have followed.
AOB:
- For the 2nd week in a row, Kamala is in first and charges Zipp for some sort of carelessness which resulted in her missing them, but I missed ¾ of the charge.
- Blood Shit had to put up with girls talking about all the hills and mountains in Singapore. In comes Loose Change, Confucius, Suzee Wong, Zipp and Kamala who spent the entire run discussing who has the biggest boobs! Good to see Blood Shit keeping abreast of things!
- Sneaky Comer can’t keep pace with the development happening on his run sites out East. Remember the other year when a big fence was erected across his trail and his on on restaurant was demolished? Well, again this year he discovered that the Army had erected a fence across one of his trails. However, the army may have run out of money as the fence sort of just ended, thus enabling Sneaky to use it to advantage by putting a T check behind it. Very Sneaky!
- Shaggy Dick 2 was tingling with moist anticipation when he received a special msg from Kan Not Can, asking what he was doing on 10th October. Well, so special to be singled out like this. However, he soon came crashing back to reality when he discovered 10 other people had also received this message, and he only got it because Shoe Shopper had passed KNC on his number, so Shaggy was actually at the bottom of this recipient list!
- Jack Off asks Shaggy why he wasn’t on her list. Now Shaggy is really feeling flat, prompting him to remark that he would be very happy to be on her bottom. Bottom of her list I think he really meant. Then again, probably not.
- Stiffy reminds us of Cock Radio emerging from a NeWater pipe last week, where he had allegedly had a pee. Have we read the news this week? A NeWater worker was found dead floating in a sewage pond. The question is asked, is CR responsible for this death??? But I think Stiffy was just taking the p*ss out of me and I would like to know who leaked this information.
- Sneaky Comer informs us that the KPE tunnel has been open for 12 months now. Yes, we all know that. Well, almost all of us. Shoe Shopper is still asking him what is the quickest and easiest way to get to Pasir Ris. Give her a few more years.
- The Gm keeps Shopper in regarding her subs. Oh, has she not paid? No, she attempted to pay twice. Maybe she should use her extra money to buy an updated Mighty Maps, one that has the KPE tunnel in it!
- Kan Not Can tells us about the Sunday run in October that will be held on a Saturday and asks that if it were not school holidays would we go to it? Maybe, maybe not! I know I won’t be cancelling my trip to Bali though!
- Zipp tells us it is Kampong this Saturday (make that last Saturday now) but we still have a chance for the special anniversary run next month. See her, Slim or check the Kampong web site.
- Zipp charges Confucius for taking her prawn fishing on tonight’s run. Seems like we have a couple of ‘prawn again’ Hashers. All smells fishy to me.
- Tiger Lily charges the Gm because since she has been on the Committee she has not received the newsletter. Is it possible that Tiger Lily can’t see the newsletter that is sent to her, just like she has trouble seeing trail markings? Anyway, she missed out on being informed about Boo’s T-shirt, and she is on committee! No great problem really, because have you ever seen Tiger Lily follow Boo????
- Stiffy notices that Tiger Lily is standing slightly taller tonight and charges her for wearing moderately high heels. ‘Trainer heels,’ calls someone.
- Bagless did a charge on Big Head, Royal Right Tit and someone, something about no shirt but I am writing this up 6 days later and having trouble decoding my short hand that becomes increasingly shorter as the Circle goes on longer.
- Cock Radio went to have a beer with Bagless in a quiet little bar in the Towers but he had made a quick exit before I could get to him. Why? He received the 10 min warning that his good wife was picking him up from where she had dropped him off – 300 meters up the road in the Sportsman’s Bar! Run, Bagless, run!
- Kamala comes in ranting and raving about ‘F*cking secrets,’ and gets Confucius, Zipp, Dances With Kerbs for creating a new Hash saying – ‘Don’t tell Boo!’
- Father Anus has Cock Radio in for his insult in thinking that he was on the Long Run by mistake. Seems that Cr asked Father if he realized this was the long run, the short one was back the other side. (I was just checking! –CR)
On that note, it’s On On On!
Scribed by Cock Radio