Circle Report #1890
16th September 2009Black Member and Right Royal Tit
Lower Pierce Reservoir
The Run
After a hot sunny day, runners were greeted by cool conditions in the aftermath of a late afternoon down pour, thus keeping Right Royal Tits wet run Hare record intact. Up the hill and into the jungle for a T check, so the pack took the obvious course off towards the Reservoir. Yours truly, having received a secret signal from a Hare, went a different way and found trail heading towards the golf course. A drain full of a raging torrent of water that had the potential for hydro – electricity generation had a few non swimmers worried. Hooray was seen doing a dare devil act, I’m sure if there had been a wooden barrel lying around he would have taken off in it and imagined he was on Niagra Falls.
Out onto Upper Thompson along the footpath saw Tiger Lily and Shaggy Dick apply the pace and headed off in the direction of McRitchie. Unfortunately for them they missed a turn into the bush, and the next group decided not to call them back and let them go on their merry way. After some bush meandering, it was back out onto Upper Thompson and across the road to the Buddhist Temple. Some back street running with a few checks thrown in eventually got us into Bishan Park. Tiger and Shaggy had considerable difficulty staying on trail but luckily I was on hand to redirect them each time!
Ponds, bridges, gardens and scenic loops through the park until a tricky check led us back across Ang Mo Kio Ave 1. Stiffy did his best as a troll at one of the bridges, attempting to trap a few Billy Goats Gruff. Some more back street running to the top of the hill up Upper Thompson, over into Old Upper Thompson Rd for a final scenic section along the boardwalk to home. Well done Hares.
The Circle
Tiger Lily is in charge, and has a bit of a gripe session to start proceedings.
If you change details of a run, tell Tiger Lily so she can tell Lost Marbles.
Don’t be backwards in stepping forward to set a run when we are short on Hares.
Tiger then asks for the Tits, but is reminded that here are a few other items to attend to first.
What did we think of that? Too dry, too much sun, too much paper. Good Run was the call.
Tell us about your on on mate. Longhouse, feed yourself.
Well what about next week? Shoe Shopper and Wet Patch, Bukit Batok Nature Park, car park on Old Jurong Rd. Live Hare Run.
Virgins, visitors and returnees: Kelly, Vibrator, Fat Crashing Bastard. And probably others.
Lippy: No, seems the little red bag that is meant to stop the lippy going missing is missing. Perhaps we should get a bigger bag to put the smaller bag that has the lippy in?
The Dick: Goody Bag or Kan Not Can? It is Kan Not Can, and he has forgotten to bring it. He’s the meanest, …
The Tits: Fat Crashing Bastard, wearing a nice set, was told ‘Nice boobs,’ by Kelly, while Vibrator tried to pour beer over them and lick it off. Hooray was seen hanging on for dear life by his fingernails over the raging torrent. Wet Pet (look a like Shoe Shopper) was seen hugging a tree and saying ‘I’m a bitch!’ The Hares for forgetting to bring paper to mark trail and for making the pack flirt with death at the raging torrent. And The winner was The Hares.
Awards: no
AOB
· Right Royal Tit, wearing the Tits, accuses Fat Crashing Bastard of being too much of a pussy to go through the raging torrent tunnel. Fat Crashing Pussy!
· Stiffy tells us never to assume things, and leaves poor Singaporn wondering if Stiffy and Not Tonight have the same postal address! One should never assume that the truth gets written in these reports either!!
· Kan Not Can tells us that Kan The Cobra was responsible for packing his running bag and therefore should take the blame for not packing his Dick. He’s the meanest, he……. · Stiffy is in for another try (‘Will it be funny this time?’ asks Shoe Shopper). Stiffy was asked if he would like an attractive young blonde with long hair flowing in the breeze and big tits to sit in the front seat of his car with him. On in Wet Pet.
· Cock Radio thought there was a naming opportunity for Kelly, along the lines of ‘Nice Tits,’ or ‘Chocolate Nipples.’ However no agreement is reached and Kelly’s Nice Tits and Chocolate Nipples go begging.
· Shaggy Dick 2 believes that Mr. Potato Head, judging by his post run stretching poses, must have been a ballerina in his previous life. A few poses are demonstrated, thankfully he is not wearing tights.
· Shoe Shopper was asked by Tiger Lily to think up a Hash name for Black Members wife. So Shopper proceeds to introduce Tiger to Wet Thong, a name that Black Members wife received 6 months ago on a Wednesday run.
· Dances With Kerbs reminds us that subs are due.
· Wet Thong heard some rumbling out on the run, but it was after the storm had passed so it could not be thunder. So what was it? None other than Mr. Potato Head attempting to fart louder than the earlier thunder.
· Kan Not Can tells us that the Sunday Red Dress Run will be on a Saturday, and that it is the 11th Run and it will be held on the 10th. Got that? Oh, and there are no entry forms.
On on. On on. Scribed by Cock Radio Oh, and well done to Kampong for putting on a great event on Saturday for their 10th Anniversary. The long run was a ripper.