Circle Report #1892
30th September 2009The Wet and Lethal Anus Run
Also known as The Stairs to Hell Run
Dairy Farm Rd, Car Park B (opposite Petir Rd)
Father Anus, Wet Pet and Lethal Weapon
The Run
A new car park with
great hashing potential. Would the run live up to
potential?? Yep, sure did. Immediately it was single file into a
stream that was part of the waterway Friday were in last week and it caused
a few cases of Trench Rot. A few wily runners managed to keep their feet dry
by seeking higher ground. Up the pipeline hill and the pack was really
strung out, but not for long due to a strategically placed T Check up the
top of the hill. Foolishly I took Hoorays advice and checked a trail on the
wrong side of the clearing. With traffic noise diminishing my hearing, I
missed the call of on back into jungle on the other side. By the time I got
back, there was not a runner in sight and I had no idea where they had gone.
Mmm, what to do lah?
Taking the trail leading
to Echo Valley, I heard some calls in the far distance but had no idea how
to get there. Eventually, through Echo Valley I found trail and ran it
backwards, until finally colliding head on with the pack. So what had I
missed?
Well, the trail took
runners along the newly constructed Wallace Trail through lovely jungle.
How’s the serenity? Eventually the trail came to a section that looked
familiar to Comes Quietly, prompting him to comment to Sneaky Comer that
just around the bend there is a set of long steps going down. Wrong! It was
the meanest set of steps going up Bukit Timah Hill. As well as an enormous
climb up the steps to hell, there was also a mean T Check at the bottom of a
devlish set of steps and a check at the top of a set of steps that the front
runners decided not to break, much to the discernment the middle of the pack
runners.
Crikey, What did we think of that for a
run?
Yep, it was a bloody good run. And not a bad drop of Vodka and
Cranberry either. How did they fit so much into that little box? Happy
Birthday Father Anus and Thanks!!
Tell
us about your on on mate. Karous, $12 smackers.
Well what about next week?
Shaggy Dick 2 comes in and is pleased
that we had such a good run this week as things could be different next
week. He and Royal Right Tit will perform wonders at Blackmore and then take
us to the Red Lantern. BYO umbrella, rain coat, wellingtons, snorkel and
mask, scuba gear, floaties, inflatable boat, and a life guard. Could be a
wet one.
Virgins, visitors, returnees and other
misfits:
Vivian the Virgin, represented by Wet Thong, Knee Trembler, Sex
Change, Confused (quite appropriate following Sex Change when you think
about it), Little Hammer, Armless, Krit – ‘have you paid?’ asks the GM and
the reply is ‘Yes, I paid you.’ And so the GM takes a little drink for that
loss of memory episode, Fat Crashing Bastard. And possibly others.
Lippy–
Hooray, in the first 20 seconds and Boo.
The Dick –
Did Kan Not Can remind Kan The Cobra to pack
his Dick for him? Seems she completely forget to pack Kan Not Can cause he
ain’t here, let alone his dick.
The Tits –
Comes Quietly was the one who received the
Tits last week, thus solving a little mystery I had with my notes. And he
calls in a couple of repeat offenders. Tiger Lily who just cannot break a
check at all, even if there was a million dollar prize for doing so. And
Cock Radio who tries sooo hard to break checks that he keeps getting left
behind the pack and having to seek alternative routes. While I still think
an alternative route is not a bad thing, it did not prevent me from getting
the Tits. Give the Alternative Router a note!
Awards-
nah,
don’t think so.
AOB
- Sneaky Comer,
who surely must be on a promise each week from the GM for getting the Circle
started, declares that as he ran near the front of the pack, which
immediately brought a chorus of ‘Bullshit,’ from the
astute Circle, he stopped to read a sign. It stated ‘Beware Tigers, a
tiger was shot dead here.’ This was enough to cause instant panic amongst
some of the runners. But Sneaky assures us that was a danger of living in
Singapore long ago, so what are the perils of living in modern Singapore?
Well first of all there
are Internet stalkers. Hooray is charged for downloading Harriet’s Face Book
Photos and distributing them. Nasty! And so were some of the photos!! Then there is the peril
faced by young Singaporean couples looking for a quiet spot to sit and
whisper sweet nothings in each others ears. All they got to hear was ‘
f*#%ing front running ba#%&*rds’
directed at those that did not break the check on the stairway to hell!!
- Zipp and Too
Easy were then charged for having a private party under the pretences of
recruiting a new member. Nice try.
- Wet Pet was
impressed when Father Anus pulled out his very big tool. Wow. And so horny!
She was then completely amazed as Father Anus proceeded to use his horny
tool on his foot. Kinky or what? BTW, just who does carry a shoe horn to the
Hash to get their smelly running shoes on? Is this a first??
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On on On on to Karous
for a bit of curry.
Scribed by Cock Radio.