Circle Report #1895
21st October 2009The Cast of a Thousand Run
Springleaf Rd
Jackoff , Slowcum and a heap of others.
The Run
How many Hares does it take to set a run? This was a production looking bigger than Ben Hur! Off we set into jungle on a nice looking trail, only to be immediately given the ‘On back,’ call by the Hares who insisted we run down the ankle breaking grass stretch towards the canal. And just before the canal, a T Check and so it was back up the ankle breaking grass stretch towards the Beer Wagon and into the prior mentioned nice looking jungle trail. Bastards! But worse was to come, as the nice looking jungle trail took us down to the canal some 20 metres ahead of the prior mentioned T Check. Bloody bastrds!
Along the new canal track and under the Lentor Bridge smelt like a T Check, and it was. Up onto Lentor but which way, left or right? I went left and found trail, so after finding myself a woman we strode out along the Lentor Ave footpath in the direction of Yishun. Sooner or later we had to go into the rough lands on the left and we did. The trail led the front runners through a bit of shiggy, while the wiser ones behind found safer ground. Maggot even found a large deceased tortoise/ turtle that Charles Darwin would have been impressed with.
Nice tracks through the bush land, or what’s left of it as the bulldozers decimate it, and eventually out onto Sembawang Rd. Back towards Springleaf Rd., a long /short split was seen by some but missed by most. However, most of the back runners have inbuilt radar and they soon realized that they were going to be going further away from home and thus quickly adjusted their navigational systems to quickly find their way back to the Beer wagon. Malfunktion may have adjusted his course a tad early, as he ended up home before anyone.
With the back runners home safely, or most of them, the front runners made their way through some jungle and across into some bush tracks, where some where almost run down by some rogue Cement Mixers with no lights on. Through the tunnel back under for some fast footpath running along Lentor Ave. No Cement Mixers here, but Stiffy still managed to be mowed down by a rogue bike rider with no lights on. Then back into a jungle path to the Beer Wagon. All back safe and well in an hour or so. Good stuff Hares. But wait a minute, where’s Stiffy? As Circle time approached, no sign of Stiffy. ‘Run of the Year,’ is shouted by one and all, as the Hares have succeeded in what we, and Not Tonight, have all been trying to do for years – lose Stiffy. Bloody good stuff Hares. But wait on, Black Member is out there with him. While we do like Black Member, it is considered that he is a worthwhile sacrifice if it means losing Stiffy. Of course, the Hares must be seen to make some effort to find the missing members, so one of the frisky males picks a good looking gal, and armed with a light, heads into the dark jungle for a bit of hanky panky on the pretence of trying to find Stiffy and his Black Member.
Loud groaning and moaning is then heard throughout the Springleaf Estate. No, not from the Hare having a bit of hanky panky. Stiffy emerged home via the back streets. Bad luck Hares, there goes your Run of the Century! But every dark cloud has a silver lining – Stiffy arrived back with Black Member, who has not been sacrificed after all.
Crikey, What did we think of that for a run? Almost Run of the Century for losing Stiffy. Hash Shit was mentioned for getting our hopes up only to be sooo let down again. A compromise of good run was settled on. Thanks Hares!
An interlude then takes place as the cast of a Thousand Hares pose for a photo.
Tell us about your on on mate. Beng Cheng, out on Sembawang Rd.
Well what about next week? Shoe Shopper and Wet Pet, Mt. Sinai Rise, it’s a side street off Mt. Sinai Rise, which is a continuation of Mt. Sinai Rise, which you reach by taking Mt. Sinai Rise, turn left at Mt. Sinai Rise, first right into Mt. Sinai Rise then look for the Mt Sinai Rise exit. If you reach the canal, then you have gone too far. Good luck, I suggest you set out on Tuesday morning.
Virgins, visitors, returnees and other misfits: Virgin Jonas is handled by Tiger Lily, lucky bastard. Iris, Maladjusted – Malfunktion, Dan, Confused Sex Change, Xyz and probably others. Woops, please insert comma between Confused and Sex Change. Pants Alone, Wet Patch and Manna was also sighted.
New Member – no.
Lippy – Obviously Malfunktion for coming back first, Wet Patch, Kan Not Can.
The Dick – Kan Not Can has still not found it. Try the bottom of the laundry basket.
The Tits – Boo calls in Jack Off for not inviting everyone back to her place for a shower. Only XYZ and Doubleback got invited, so it is s decided that Doubleback get the Tits for accepting the offer.
Awards - nah, don’t think so.
AOB –
· The GM calls in our On Sec, Lost Marbles, who had to ring to find out where tonight’s run was. Isn’t she the one that sends out the Newsletter?
· Tippin calls in Sex Change. Seems the rest of the Hares where worried that he was still out setting the run when they all got back as he was nowhere to be seen. Should they wait for him or go out looking for him? No need to worry as he was already back, gone and showered and was now happily drinking beer.
· Stiffy, who is obviously whinging even more than he normally does, queries why with a cast of a thousand Hares why there wasn’t a sweeper? Because they were too busy showering and drinking beer lah!
· Shaggy Dick 2 asked if all the Hares set all of the run together tonight? Yes, of course was the reply. Then how did Slowcum do the section that had a sign up saying 5 tonne load limit?
· Kan Not Can asks Maggot why he joined the Harriets? ‘So I can have a mid week run,’ was the sensible reply. So why can’t Dripping Bush also enjoy a mid week run queries KNC. Good point!
· Ah Beng is charged for running with flatulence.
· Shoe Shopper watched Maggot carefully make his way across a tricky shiggy section without getting a drop of mud on his shoes. So Shopper carefully follows his steps and immediately sinks in mud half way up to her knees. Twinkle Toes Maggot, well done. Maggot is then presented with the pink tutu.
· Shopper was then noticed by Ah Beng, who commented that the mud all over her feet matched the color of her hair. Unnatural mud?
· Jack Off knows what men are like. On the run it was all ‘Jack Off, set the T Check, Jack Off, do the Circles, Jack Off, do this, do that….’ and so on. So in bed that night, ‘Jack Off, can we…?’ and her reply will be ‘I’m too tired, do it yourself!’ And by the way XYZ’s hand is all bandaged up, looks like he has already been overdoing it.
· Don’t forget the Lion City D&D Nov 7. Be there or be square.
· Shaggy Dick 2 overheard Cock Radio asking Lethal Weapon if she was going to be getting her breasts out this Saturday? Of course it was all about the Breast Cancer Awareness Run. Wasn’t it ??
· Fees are now OVERDUE, so cough up IMMEDIATELY.
On on On on to Meng Heng
Scribed by Cock Radio .