Circle Report #1898
4th November 2009
Shaggy Dick 2, Comes Quietly
Halloween Run
Fort Canning Park
The Run
Great run especially since
there was a definite short/run!!!Run of the year I say!!!! Well done hares
The Circle
The boys were running
the circle but because men cant organize a piss up in a brewery they asked
the GM to scribe at the last minute. Darn & she was getting so excited about
the prospect of being a heckler instead of being heckled in the circle! Not
only that the stand in GM Stiffy then proceeds to rudely insult the poor
‘hoping to rest up GM’ by suggesting that she might start looking like the
mask he was wearing in a few years time. Probably will if she has to listen
to Stiffy in the circle for long.
What did we think of that for a run? Fantastic for the
short runners, f####ing long from the supposed front runners. Generally good
run thanks boys for a big effort.
Tell us about your on on mate. Dubliner - beers on the
boys –good run!!!
Well what about next week? Bukit Gombak Stadium – Hare
Tiger Lily
The Tits – Tits have gone AWOL again!!!!! Please
bring back the tits
The Dick –This is missing as well what are Kan the Cobra &
Kannot Can doing with it – the mind does boggle!!
AOB?
- Jackoff was charged for being pushy missed the rest about this as Stiffy had trouble with crowd control so way too noisy to hear.
- Fat Crashing Bastard called Lethal Weapon in for doing the run with a tail in her hands. So now you know what it’s like to run with a tail in your hand. She said if she doesn’t it slows her down. Hmmmm hopefully this idea is not taken up by the men on our hash.
- Jackoff decided Stiffy needed some lessons on how to put a bra on properly hope this helps stiffy for the next time!!
- Slocum called Not Tonight, Lost Marbles, Singaporn, Loose Change, Dripping Wet in for talking down down for the chatty girls so naughty lah
- Handbag called 3 pussies into the circle wearing pussy outfits funny that. He got all excited thingk about stroking the pussies
- Shoe Shopper wanted to advise Tiger Lily that if she was lonely calling in the middle of Orchard Road “I need a man” was just a bit desperate.
- Shaggy Dick asks the question that if a man gets lipstick for running in front of a women and has to kiss the arse of the GM shouldn’t it be the recverse for the women on the Halloween run and the women have to lick it off. Sorry boys but Lick it Off wasn’t at the halloween run.
- Camilla wants to ask the hares where the chalk was. They said to look for marks on the ceiling but they did & there were none. Camilla you should know better than to trust a man!!
- Zip – Armless & Malfunction should be given the award for the best dressed hashers as the came in suits surely you are not trying to influence the voting of the committee with such flashy gear, shame on you.
- Fat Crashing Bastard was completely exhausted trying to multi task as hash brew, what! Listen and perform at the same time. Poor you Too Easy
Virgin - Berit
Visitors – Armless, Jen, Mel, Hump Day, Mike, Dripping Wet, Emmy & Iris
Lippy – the boys decided to let the power go to their head and invent a new rule where the girls can't run in front of the boys soooo it was on in Shoe Shopper, Tiger Lily, Loose Change, Indecent Exposure, Zip (think she came in voluntarily), Camilla.
Awards - none.
Scribed by Wet 'n Wild