Circle Report #1903
9th December 2009The ‘Twin Towers Manages to Come Quietly’ Run
End of Rifle Range Rd, End of Chestnut Ave End of Rifle Range..etc etc
Twin Towers and Comes Quietly
The Run
This could be interesting I thought. One hare that refuses to get out of the car if it looks like rain as it may spoil her hair, and the other Hare who not only confused the pack after 3 minutes the last time he set a run here but also could not find the trail himself. Well, at least it’s not raining!
Up the pipeline track we went for a long but inevitable T check. Runners then dived into the bushes at 23 different locations, and ‘on on’ was soon called by 23 different runners. Along the creek, Shoe Shopper being used as a type of mine detector to locate the deep water holes and nasty patches of shiggy. She did a crap job though, as I plunged up to my knee at one stage, and the call of ‘Ayam Zinking,’ was heard from behind.
Having left the mud, it was then up the hill for some lovely jungle trails with not too much thorny stuff, although Stiffy and a couple of other pricks were around somewhere. Shopper got stranded in the wrong direction searching at a Circle, and it was Tiger Lily who guided us out onto a made track. Passing Boo coming the opposite way, we soon had too turn around at the T check and were forced to do what we try to avoid – follow Boo. ‘Push the Chinaman aside,’ was the call.
A nice long dirt track stretch saw us power past the turn off to the boardwalk, and it wasn’t long before we were back and on it after another long T check. Up the boardwalk to hit the pipeline trail – short run to the left and home, long run over and up the exit steps to the tree top walk. And up, and up, and up, and … On reaching the gate to the tree top walk, we usually go down and to the right. But these cunning Hares had us going down to the left. Following the fence line on our right (which did not stop Tiger Lily from searching to the right at one stage), we eventually emerged back onto the pipeline trail at the water concourse.
Back in an hour, or so, this was good use of the area. Well done Hares.
The Circle
Crikey, What did we think of that for a run? Fantastic run was heard, so I will leave it at that.
Tell us about your on on mate. Red Lantern, $10 for all the usual dishes, including herbal Chicken. Yum. (and 3 tables were filled).
Well what about next week? Mr. Potato Head, providing he doesn’t do himself another injury during the week, will set a birthday run from Brewerkz at Clarke Quay. Meet at Merchant Loop.
Virgins, visitors, returnees and other misfits: F**cka Wallaby, Ayam Sinking, Muff Diver, Nut Cracker, Woodbridge, Muff Diver, Slack Arse, Bagless 2, Phony Dick, Krit and 1 or 2 others. 3 notable returnees were Poser and Astronut.
New Member – no. But Wet Patch did join the other week and still hasn’t been given a mention yet, so I will throw him in. As he wasn’t here this week, I am leaving him on the list to get him a down down. One day.
[Web Editor's Note: Cock Radio, you are assuming the GM reads the run report. And I am assuming she doesn't read the web site or I might be sleeping on the couch. Anyway, good luck with a down down for Wet Patch.]
Lippy – No lippy this week. What has happened to the bag for the lippy that was purchased to stop the lippy going missing? Is it missing?
The Dick – As I was getting changed at Shoe Shopper’s car after the run, which was parked on the side of the road on the bend, Stiffy stopped and commented, ‘You know what happened to the last car that parked there? It was rammed from behind by a bus and pushed into the railing.’ Now this was very good of Stiffy to pass on the warning, but one has to question his timing and position of passing on this advice. He was standing on the notorious bend, in the middle of the road, and yes, you guessed it, there was a bus bearing down on him. Looked like a scene straight out of the Road Runner. ‘Beep beep, take the Dick, Coyote, the Road Runner’s after you!’
The Tits – Tiger Lily has Tits tonight, claiming that she got nailed last week for being an Asian blonde and confusing everyone with the run site. Seems like someone else messed up their run sites on the weekend. The GM’s husband was running the half marathon and she dutifully arranged to meet him after the run at the war memorial near the finish. Only thing was she waited at the wrong war memorial. Well, at least she wasn’t waiting for you at Kranji War Cemetery, Sneaky Comer. Give the blonde gal some Tits.
Awards - nah, don’t think so.
AOB?
· Slowcum does a number on his fellow Velcro and tells why they were late tonight – Jack Off insisted that the run was at Chestnut Ave and that’s where she drove. But then when they arrived late at Rifle Range, they asked Twin Towers were the Run went so they could catch up. The reply from Twin Towers was ‘I don’t know, I only laid the Run.’ Give the 2 blondes a note!
· Cock Radio was getting changed, when Jack Off emerged from the dark announcing that she had got lost. LOST! There was a whole platoon of soldiers in there training, how could she get lost. Or was she doing a bit of drill work with them??
· Stiffy points out that some people have strange jobs. He observed a female amongst a group of males who were running up and down a field and addressing a football by squatting over it and making out that they were laying it. On in Shoe Shopper to show us what you were doing. Malfunktion is quickly in and lies down on his back as a look a like football. Shopper is not having a bar of this however, I think it was to do with the way Malfunktion’s tongue was hanging out. The Dick is then brought in as a more suitable ball look a like, and this is more to Shopper’s liking and she does a deep squat over the top of it. Wait a minute, where’s the Dick gone?
· The GM observed Twin Towers applying sunscreen before the run and wondered why she was really bothering, perhaps a bit late and seemed like a waste of time and money. Good point GM. Twin Towers replies that the sunscreen was for Comes Quietly’s head. Very considerate.
· Kamala tells how she has not seen Nutcracker for a long time, so she gave him a big cuddle. But it seems that their was no feeling in the cuddle – I’m not sure if Kamala failed to get a feeling of Nutcracker, or Nutcracker didn’t get have a feel of Kamala.
· Sneaky Comer informs us that Tiger Lily came 2nd in the women’s marathon and we had a winner in the men’s marathon. Coming first in the special division, ‘The Lazy Lizard and Benson and Hedges category’ was won hands down by Shaggy Dick 2, who promptly celebrated his win with a couple of quiet beers, followed by a few not so quiet beers, while demolishing the contents of a packet, or 2, of B&H. It just goes to show that running a marathon and it’s demanding training schedule does not have to interfere with your normal lifestyle. Well done.
· All the other runners who forgot that the Test Cricket Match between Australia and the West Indies was on TV, all day from 8am on Sunday, and foolishly subjected their bodies to punishment by running in the Standard and Charters were given a due reminder that this sort of behaviour is most unHash like. Shoe Shopper, Sneaky Comer, Maggot, Father Anus, Wet Patch. Now don’t do it again, even if you did short cut by 21 kms. As for Wet Brazilian, is it really worth entering a run and then short- cutting it by a massive 32kms? Next year, just come around to my place with a couple of beers and we’ll watch the cricket, ok.
· Tiger Lily then gives thanks to the supporters who went out and cheered them on. Twin Towers, Zipp, Indecent Exposure and the GM, even if she didn’t see her husband finish. Please remember, the Adelaide Cricket Test is always on at this time of the year and you are most welcome to come to my place with a few tinnies to watch it.
· Zipp will definitely be back spectating next year – the Kenyan guys wearing their race numbers on the front of their shorts was all the excuse she needed to have a good look at their crotch. Mmm, ok, if I ask the Aussie Cricket Board if the players could wear a name tag on their crotch, would you come and watch the cricket on TV with me next year? We could be playing the West Indies again!! That’s 6 hours x 5days of looking at the crotches of 11 West Indian guys – tempting?
· Not Tonight asked her husband of 30 years what they were doing tomorrow night. ‘Er, umm, nothing really, why?’ was the reply from a rather puzzled Stiffy. ‘Because it’s our bloody 30th Wedding Anniversary, you forgetful, pathetic creature,’ came the reply from the usually meek and mild Not Tonight, which is exactly what Stiffy was getting tonight and possibly the rest of the week. Stiffy was then observed behind the Beer Wagon on his Hand Phone, presumably making a reservation for tomorrow at his local Long John Silvers.
· Shoe Shopper does a quick survey and asks everyone to put up their hands if they like Twin Towers legs. Automatically, everyone’s hands go up. I must admit, I went with the flow, as my eyes often have trouble tracking down that far, being fixated on other features just under eye level. But one male was heard before the run casting his eyes up and down Twin Towers legs and commenting in a stern tone, ‘I don’t like the look of those!’ Come on Slack Arse, a bit of mud on the long slender legs of Twin Towers should conjure up a more imaginative comment than that.
· Shaggy Dick overheard a comment that would quickly stop any males that were considering having a run with the Seletar ‘boys.’ As Virginia Slim was running behind Vibrator, he commented that Vibrator looked better than most Australian women. Now regardless of how much truth there may be in that statement, it does not make me want to race out and run with the Seletar boys next week.
· Fuck a Wallaby is up in arms – what is happening to tradition? He points out to all that the GM no longer wears F**ck Me Boots.
· Kamala, an expert on Marathons, points out that despite Tiger Lily having a time 5 minutes slower than last year, she still had a big smile on her face when she finished. Why lah? Because she had been running behind a guy with a cute arse!
· Shoe Shopper was asked by the GM how her time was. “fabulous, under 2 hours.’ Was the reply from SS. The GM is impressed and comments, ‘Wow, under 2 hours, that is fantastic, you even beat Tiger Lily.’ Mmm, yes, but Shopper was only running ½ the distance that Tiger was.
· The GM was promptly pulled back by CR. On receiving her new set of Tits, she placed her folded arms in a resting place above them and commented how handy they were for resting ones arms.
· Tiger charges the GM for camouflaging herself amongst the army platoon.
· The GM is brought in for yet another charge, and given her slightly swaggering stance, is promptly offered a chair by CR. She accepts, and CR managed to get it under her just in time.
· Announcement –30 Dec- run will be set by Boo and Slim. How was this ever approved? Seriously, this will be a bloody good run.
· Shaggy Dick has had a good time , gives everyone a note and drink and disappears back into the darkness. On on.
On on On on to The Red Lantern, good stuff Hares!
Scribed by Cock Radio