Circle Report #1904
16th December 2009The ‘Down by the Riverside,’ Run
Merchant Loop, next to Brewerkz.
Mr. Potato Head
The Run
Front Runners set off along the river away from Clarke Quay. However, a clever loop soon had them reversing back around the streets to encounter the river in the opposite direction at Coleman Street. I felt sure we would continue our journey along the river towards Boat Quay, and that’s where I headed. By the time I got to the Fullerton, and checked over at the Esplanade, I came to the conclusion that since I had not seen trail since Coleman St., I should head back that way. Sure enough, there was trail by the Bungy Jump, heading over and up into Fort Canning Park. It was also at this point that the 6 week old niggle in my ankle became a major tweak, so I abandoned any thought of catching the pack and hobbled my way back along the river to the beer wagon.
On good authority, I am told that the trail went up and down Fort Canning Hill no less than 15 times, although the pack only did 9 of those climbs, having found trail where they should not have. The Hare then told me that the runners would have gone through some tricky little sections, behind warehouses, up a steep embankment, through some shiggy and some really interesting sections etc etc. But they didn’t. They all lost trail and returned home from the wrong direction, having missed 20 minutes of the best part of the run that had been thoughtfully sort out by the Hare.
Despite everyone being off trail for the last 20 minutes of the run, the 2nd pack that finished still decided to accuse the pack that came in first of short cutting. Now just think about that for a moment.
Anyway, despite missing a good part of the run, a few of the males pointed out that a highlight was the tall slender girl that they passed wearing a black mini and boots. Well-done Hare for providing such an opportunity!
The Circle
Crikey, What did we think of that for a run? Despite missing some interesting parts, good run was called.
Tell us about your on on mate. Brewerkz, help yourself to a feed and the Hare put on 12 litres of beer. This immediately swelled the ranks of those staying from 5 to 20+! Happy Birthday Mr. Potato Head.
Well what about next week? That will be the traditional Christmas Run at Handbag's Pasir Ris condo, you know where it is. The run will be anti clockwise this year. Christmas makan on site, and drinks thrown in too. Ho ho ho, does anyone want stuffing?
Virgins, visitors, returnees and other misfits: Forced Entry, Dog Shit, Harvey Wall Banger, Tarnished Image (oh la la!), Iron Crotch, Nutcracker and Woodbridge. And maybe 1 or 2 others I may have missed, sorry.
New Member – no. But Wet Patch did join the other week and still hasn’t been given a mention yet, so I will throw him in.We still forgot to give him a down down for being a new member, so I will leave him in again.
Lippy – No lippy this week. What has happened to the bag for the lippy that was purchased to stop the lippy going missing? Is it missing?
The Dick – Wet Brazilian has her hands on Stiffy’s Dick tonight, and she tries to pull one off on Cock Radio. I have to admit, I do have trouble getting my head around the whole British Isles stuff- is it England, are they British, why a Scotsman who can play tennis a bit is British when he is doing well, but Scottish when he is losing, how they are fiercely Welsh or whatever yet they are all British or something at the Olympics and so on. I truly don’t get it! However, as Wet Brazilian attempted to charge me on all this, she too fell into total confusion and got it all wrong too. The result was of course, ‘Keep the Dick!’
There was then some confusion raised by Loose Change as to how she can keep the Dick as it wasn’t hers in the first place, and therefore Stiffy gets to keep the Dick. Good point, but whatever, Wet Brazilian has the Dick at this stage.
The Tits – Shoe Shopper has her hands on Wet N Wild’s Tits, which is fine with all the men. Anyway, Shopper gets stuck into Not Good Enough, who not only forgot what time a 6 o’clock run starts and arrived late, but sat back in a chair after the run demanding that his wife get him beers. (personally I didn’t see what Shopper was getting at with this point).
But it was while Not Good Enough was sitting back in his chair, enjoying his beer, that he divulged the story of how he met his wife. It seems that Give Way was sitting on a chair when she suddenly fell off for some reason, flashing a good bit of her knickers in the process. This immediately brought a comment from Not Good Enough, ‘I’ll have some of that!’ and they were soon married. And that was actually the last time she ever sat in a chair, as she is now too busy getting N.G. Enough his beers. Love is grand.
Awards - nah, don’t think so.
AOB?
· Not Good Enough, a very thoughtful and caring husband, realizing that the run site is by the treacherous waters of the Singapore River, has brought along a flotation device for his wife. Very thoughtful, and besides, who will get him his beer lest she fall in. Anyway, after much frivolity, the flotation device fell apart, but N.G. Enough ensured Give Way kept away from the water’s edge. Well, at least until the beer was finished.
· Wet Brazilian (‘Cock Up’ comes the call from Loose Change) noticed Tiger Lily grab a bit of tissue and head across to a little bush to have a pee. What is wrong with that, you may ask. Well, nothing if we were out at Rifle Range Rd, or Chestnut. But we were at Clarke Quay, where every one of the 75 bars and restaurants has a toilet, and the little bush Tiger went to happened to be in the middle of a busy, divided road. Arrest that Tiger!!
· Shaggy Dick 2 noticed some highly sexed women tonight. There was Forced Entry enjoying a nice romantic intimate glass (plastic) of red wine with Virginia Slim (ok, ok, perhaps delete the words romantic and intimate, but the red was nice) when over barged Loose Change and started cuddling Slim, causing Forced Entry to spill her red everywhere, especially over the back of Slim’s white shirt. While the 2 females had a catfight, Slim did not bat an eyelid and continued talking as though females fighting over him was an everyday occurrence. Must go through a lot of white shirts.
· Cock Radio cannot resist charging Tiger Lily, who was not amongst the first group of runners in tonight. As already pointed out, the entire pack lost trail for the last 20 minutes. Tiger Lily’s comment when she came in 4 minutes after the first group was ‘You short cutted!’ Tiger, have a drink!
· Tiger Lily was told by Loose Change that her running shorts are too long. Tiger Lily replied she needed long shorts as she has such long legs. Think they both need a down down on that charge.
· Virginia Slim, being an expert on women’s under clothing, brings up the topic of G-strings and top drawers. Having expereience in this, since playing the part of Madonna in ’93, he has first hand knowledge of Victoria’s Secrets. Is that Queen Victoria?? Anyway, the end result of the charge was that Zipp was charged for letting her Secret out, and wearing hers publicly for everyone to see, especially perves like Slim!
· Zipp let’s out another secret. Apparently Mr. Potato Head was complaining that his Hash shirt was too tight and must have shrunk. But wait a minute, it’s Dry Fit. With all his injuries, could he consider that he has put on weight?
· C. Radio was getting to the run site and noticed a rather confused and puzzled Hasher sitting on the gutter with her street directory out. Now we all get a bit lost from time to time finding the run site, but Indecent Exposure, you were only 10 metres from the Beer Wagon.
· Shaggy Dick 2 arranged with CR at 3pm to get a taxi to the run, leaving work at 5.25. This apparently gave CR some 3 hours to be organized and ready to go, but at 5.25 was CR ready? No, caught with pants down again!!
· Shoe Shopper was running with Harvey Wall Banger and a few other women when they lost trail. Harvey WB told them all where to look for trail, this way, that way, over there. Eventually he got the girls home, although it was off trail all the way. He then immediately blamed the girls for coming in from the wrong direction and being off trail.
· Mr. Potato Head calls in the FRB’s. In comes Kan Not Can and a couple of other walkers. No, no, no. But no one else owns up to being a FRB tonight. So Mr. PH picks out Tiger Lily, Shoe Shopper and ZIPP (she told me to highlight her name) as representatives of the FRB’s that ran off trail and ruined his run.
· Too Easy then charges Mr. Potato Head for not sweeping. What was he doing? Sitting back having a beer of course!
· Kan Not Can charges Cock Radio for checking out all the young girls walking past the Circle. And why not, I ask. Much better than looking at monkeys at Rifle Range Rd.
· Mr. Potato Head has been eyeing off Shoe Shopper and noticed that she wasn’t wearing Hash Gear. Shoe Shopper also notices that Mr. PH is not wearing his glasses, and gets up close to his face and flashes her tit at him. Yes, the tit that is covered by the Harriet’s logo. Nice try Mr. PH, but at least you got an eyeful of Shopper’s tits.
On on On on to Brewerkz, Happy Birthday Mr. Potato Head!
Scribed by Cock Radio