Circle Report #1906
30th December 2009Sunset Way
Give Way and Not Good Enough
The Circle
What did we think of the run? Stand in Grand Mistress of the evening Dances with Kerbs called in the Hares, Not Good Enough & Give Way and a general consensus of good run was agreed. This turned into great run when the on on of free chlli con carne on site was announced.
Next weeks hares into the circle, Wet Patch & Shoe Shopper. WP is duly pushed out of the circle by SS claiming he would not even be in the country so how can he be a hare? Good question! WP tries to claim he has done ALL the recces. Bullshit…….. So SS is sole hare at corner of Dairy Farm rd.
Returnees – Woodbridge, Armless, Nutcracker, Shiggy Piggy & Welsh Git.
Guests – Phoney Sex, Jai, Mouthful, Shirley Temple, Bagless 2 & Grace.
Virgins – 2 lovely young female virgins wearing Superman style hash t-shirts enter the circle. I suspect Zip may have something to do with this. Anyway, it’s time for Boo to shout out ‘Gentlemen’ and a gusto rendition of They’re alright…………
Tits – The tits have been proudly sported by Give Way well before the circle even began, and it appears he has discovered a new place to hold his beer. Maybe he should keep them. But no, Boo is a candidate for going the wrong way and having 2 women following him. However, it appears GW overheard a conversation between Welsh Git & Wet Pet. It appears WP’s pussy woke up WG this morning. Sounds ok to me! There was some talk of kicking the pussy into space, and growling pussies but I lost the plot a bit there, so much so, I am not exactly sure whether WG or WP ended up with the tits. I think it maybe WP but unlike Cock Radio, I would not bet my left testicle on it. Let’s see who turns up with them next week.
The Dick – Absent
Lipstick – FRB’s tonight were Shirley Temple (who was found to be temporarily relieving himself at this moment – oh those child stars!!), Wet Patch, one of Zips crowd, Mr Potato Head and Shiggy Piggy. Fortunately alcohol must have taken over and nobody remembered the scribe inadvertently leading the pack after another T-check. Then again, it wasn’t too bad as nobody had any lipsick, so the penalty was to have a tit rub with the new owner of the tits. On in Wet Pet, (ah yes now I remember who got the tits – mainly because I would certainly have been pleased to be missing from this if Welsh Git was going to rub his tits against me!!!!).
AOB
- Give Way had some charge against the gullibility of Virgins.
- Wet Pet charges Gypsy for perving whilst she was showering. In return, G explains that as he as passing, Welsh Git let rip a massive fart & when he returned WP was telling WG that ‘it smells so much better like that’, meanwhile G was gagging for air.
- It seems to be an evening for Wet Pet’s pussy, as Fat Crashing Bastard heard her saying that Christmas is stressful, so much so, that her pussy hair had all fallen out and what’s more is she had licked it all off!!! Give the bald one a note.
- The Zip virgin pack were called in. It appears they showered & changed but back into the same Superman T-shirts. And one of them ended up with the sweatiest t-shirt worn by one of the guys. oohYuck Yuck!
- Loose change charges Boo for shouting on the run the he wants a quickie.
- On in Stiffy who tells us he has never heard a call of on on followed by ‘are we on trail?’ Confused Mr Potato Head???
- Wet Pet was wondering where the pearls were when she saw what one of the virgins was wearing before the run. Offending virgin is called in to OFF OFF OFF. Under her Superman T-shirt she is wearing what can only be described as ‘a little black dress’, the one every woman is supposed to have hanging in their wardrobe. New rule for Harriets attire perhaps?
- Dances with Kerbs tells us that 2 of the virgins have just got married and are describing themselves as ‘semi- virgins’. Either they have come straight from the wedding ceremony or they are definitely doing something wrong!!!
- Hooray calls in your scribe and says I am trying to keep a low profile (which I had successfully been doing up to this point – cunningly dedicating myself to the task in hand). There was lots of possible charges, only doing half of the run & piggy backing the injured Phoney Sex down the road to name but two. Anyway, another down down for me.
- Stiffy came across the male virgin running the wrong way and shouting ‘ Mama – where are you?’. Give him a note.
- The GM calls in Wood Bridge & Nutcracker & tells us it will be their last run of the year. On in everyone as this will also be our last run of the year. Just what is the GM thinking of?
- Give Way has a final charge as it appears the chilli con carne is ready. Boo says that women never do as he says unless they are paying him!!!!
Circle ends at 2032 hours.
Guest Scribed by Handbag