Circle Report #1907
6th January 2010Dairy Farm Road
Shoe Shopper
The Circle
What did we think of the run? “too short” “why only one hare?” Unlucky weather as rain started to pour down at just about 5h55! Good run, thanks SS!
Next week’s hare = Stiff. Start from his house , 10 Maida Vale.
Returnees = Knickerless, Wee Willy, Armless, Shiggy Piggy + Ugly Bum.
Virgins= Mimi, Sharon, Ryan, Steve
Visitors = Phoney Sex, Foreplay, Stiff, Stiffner, Krit.
One new member = Forced Entry
2 returning members = Adnauseum + Ugly Bum
The Tits - Armless brings in Shoe Shopper and Croc-hunter in the circle SS gets them
No lipstick this week.
The Dick. Wet Brazilian brings in Stiffy and Gypsey in the circle. Stiffy- went to wrong car park. Gypsey- did he run the Hash? Accused of confusing everyone at T-check. Had bucket on head so could not see. Gypsey gets it.
AOB
- JJ welcomes Adnauseum back- has done 500 runs- look forward to 500 more.
- Shoe Shopper called in Stiffy,- says he was gonna set the run but did not. Same for Shaggy Dick.
- Bloodshit called in DoubleBack who led everyone off trail as she needed a pee.
- Bloodshit charges Force Entry- the lady who can find “sympathy” in the dictionary
- Kamalah charges Zipp, Potatoe Head, Long story Short. Cannot remember the reason.
- Kamalah thanks one of the visitors (the young guy) for being full of sympathy and giving a helping hand on the run.
- Wet Pet charges Lost Marbles for suggesting that a plastic poncho would be a good present for all the runners at the AGM run.
- Ugly Bum charges Stiff and Adnauseum for loosing their glasses and constantly asking their wives where the hellare they? Well Stiff was smart: he went out quietly and bought a new pair.
- Zip charges Stiff when he was asking his wife “ Did you pack my undies?
- Shoe Shopper called in TT and Comes Quietly- they were co-hares last Friday. She aks them why their flour lasted 5 days when hers doesn’t even last 2 days. Black magic says TT. Stiffy says latest technology is 1/3 rice+ 2/3 flour.
- Wet Brazilian gets charged as she thinks the flour is bad for the birds.
- Stiff says he is working hard all day to put bread on the table so it is normal his wife should pack his hash gear! Bullshit!
- JJ charges Kan the Cobra for sending a text from the top of Mount KK.
On On to the Red Lantern
Scribed by Singaporn