Circle Report #1911
3rd February 2010The ‘Kiwi Day’ Run
Dempsey Car Park
Wet N Wild, Lost Marbles
The Run
Well, it was always going to be hard after the Aussies raised the bar so high last week. What could the Kiwi Gals do?
Up the back streets we went and went and went. Boo felt sure trail went left at a junction, but it didn’t! We proceeded to do a big right hand loop all the way through the back streets. Not only can’t the Kiwis say ‘Check,’ but also they obviously don’t know what one looks like. ½ way round this loop there was talk of a ‘T check,’ but it was just a rumour. But it was enough of a rumour to send some runners up a hill looking, while others led by Wet Patch were certain it was back out to Holland Rd. But trail was actually straight ahead through a hole in the fence. While we did our best to shout on back to the others, they were too far-gone. On on.
Unbelievably we ended up running past Dempsey Car Park where we had started, and then across Holland Rd at the lights.
Heading towards the city, we eventually lost trail, but luckily the Hare was there and told us to go straight then turn left up towards the Gardens. Unfortunately for the Hare, she broke the first Check of the run for us, as she had forgotten it was there. Through the Gardens and back out the front gate. Left turn here, nice touch!
A hit out towards the City, before crossing over Napier Rd and up past the Chinese Embassy. Eventually in right to the fields of Dempsey before another right turn or 2 led us back to the Car Park. Oh, we turned left for the final 10 metres into the Car Park. That nearly fooled a few!
Stiffy’s Hash Maths. According to the boy toy, this was a 7.3km hit out.
The Circle
Crikey, What did we think of that for a run? The 2 Hares forgot to put in some Chicks, but it did save on chicking. Baaa, Baaaa, Baaaa. I think that meant good run but I’m not too sure!
Tell us about your on on mate. On site, Mr. Ho’s roast lamb, creamy potato and apple pie. Oh well, 2 out of 3 wasn’t bad!
Well what about next week? Kan Not Can comes in and does a ventriloquist act with Kan the Cobra, who is actually the Hare but doesn’t seem to know where the Run is. Anyway, she is told that her run will be the Car Park on River Valley Rd at the bottom of Fort Canning Park.
Virgins: 2 more virgins tonight, Michelle and Imelda. Apparently Father Anus found himself a virgin.
Visitors, returnees and other misfits: Great Balls of Fire, YBF, Kavidha, Santh, Mr. Logic
New Member – Nah. Wet Patch did join the other week and still hasn’t been given a mention yet, so I will throw him in. We still forgot to give him a down down for being a new member, so I will leave him in again. I’m not giving up on this till I remember to get this resolved!! Shit, forgot again!
Lippy – Cock Radio, it was mixed with bloody super glue, I swear it.
The Tits – Lethal Weapon suggests Maggot for not knowing what time a 6 o’clock run starts, last week, and Sneaky Comer is in as a look a like. Stiffy is put forward as well, for having his hand in his pocket and claiming he was playing with his new toy. But what wins the Tits for Stiffy is that he spent ten minutes talking about buying new shoes – just like a woman!
The Dick – No Dick, where is it Boo?
Awards - nah, don’t think so.
AOB –
· As it is NZ Waitangi Day, CR tells a couple of Kiwi jokes to start things off.
· Tiger Lily on her way back through the shopping area at Dempsey spotted Wet Pet and a couple of others coming out of one of the shops. They were not on trail, they were shopping!
· Shoe Shopper warns members not to send their kids, make that grandchildren, to Eton House as there is doubt hovering over the wisdom of 2 of their teachers. Wet N Wild, as a Hare, managed to break the only check on the entire run, while Posh Nash displayed a complete lack of geographical sense.
· Wet Brazilian claims that Stiffy boasted about knowing the cost of a prostitute in Holland. He also went into great detail about their potential earnings, allowing for turn over time between clients. After the run he continued on about the earnings of these gals. What brought this on? The fact he had to use up some of his earnings on parking coupons tonight. As the selector of the run site, the GM cops a drink too.
· Kan Not Can tells us all a little known fact. The NZ fern we see is actually a white British flag that has had Maori spears poked through it. Well, stone the crows, I never!
· The GM copped another charge for losing her soul.
On on On on to Mr. Ho’s roast lamb, without the creamy potatoes and no apple pie!!
Scribed by Cock Radio.