Circle Report #1917
17th March 2010The ‘Not even slightly close to Fu*#ing Bukit Timah Rd,’ Run
East Coast Park
Hare: Legolas
The Run
Ah, the smell of salt air and sound of crashing waves. In your dreams. Off across the old driving range, the Hare did her best to make us all leg a less with twisted ankles.
A T check soon had us back on the bike trail, heading towards Changi. That fact that we were exposed to the danger of being knocked over by out of control cyclists was negated by the fact that we had an equally likely chance of being up-ended by long legged attractive girls with short shorts on roller blades.
Time to leave the salt air, and long legged attractive girls with short shorts on roller blades, as we took the underpass under the ECP and disappeared into Eastern suburbia. T check after T check, HDBs, playgrounds, T checks, back lanes, basketball courts, T checks, overhead bridges, traffic lights, T checks, bikes, cars, drains, T checks, clothes lines, Semi detached bungalows, T checks. But not a sign of a long legged attractive girl with the short shorts on roller blades. Oh, did I mention there were a few T checks thrown in.
Eventually we escaped out of Katong via Tanjong Katong Rd, but not before another T check or 3. Finally back under the ECP and into the land of long legged attractive girls with the short shorts on roller blades.
Good stuff Legolas, a fun solid work out.
Stiffy’s Hash Maths. Toy boy didn’t have the toy tonight, but I would take an estimated guess at that being a 7.5km run.
The Circle
Crikey, What did we think of that for a run? Too flat (was that commented directed at the trail or the Hare??), too many snakes, too much shiggy, too far from Bukit Timah Rd. Oh, and not enough T checks. And too many not enough of those long legged attractive girls with the short shorts on roller blades.
Tell us about your on on mate. Vista Restaurant, by the sea, get your Happy Hour drinks order in now.
Well what about next week? Virginia Slim and Kamala. March 1994 he set a run around Track 5 and 7 at Choa Chu Kang. While the tracks no longer exist, he is going to set a run in the same area. Home Team Adventure Centre, Bukit Batok West Ave 7. Champers stop provided, immediately raising the run status to ‘Good Run,’ even though it is still a week off. Will there be plenty of those long legged attractive girls with the short shorts on roller blades?
Virgins: nope. No virgins on the East Coast apparently. Although some of those long legged attractive girls with the short shorts on roller blades may have been?
Visitors, returnees and other misfits: King Lear, Puss N Boots, Wanker, Bagless 2, amongst others.
New Member – nope.
Lippy – Cock Radio, Hooray is a Wanker.
The Tits – Shoe Shopper was taking a game of Hockey with the grade 2’s on the school oval. A boys team was outdone by the girls team, prompting one of the other boy’s to call out from the sidelines ‘Beaten by a girl, beaten by a girl.’ Well done young Kevin, son of Maggot, we wonder where you picked that saying up from!!!
The Dick – Shaggy Dick 2 does a head job with the Dick tonight, with 3 charges based on a hair cut theme.
First goes to Not Tonight, who asked SD2 if he had some highlights put in his hair. No was the reply from SD2, it’s called going grey with age! But thanks for highlighting the fact!
SD2’s next went to the hair cut gal, Wet Brazilian, who suggested that Shaggy looks like he could be breast feeding, and on looking down at his stomach she further suggested that he could be pregnant again! Mmm, don’t pregnant women do things like high light their hair?
SD2’s final, and worst moment on the run, was when he was following a woman, possibly Posh Nash, at break neck speed, when she suddenly came to a T check, braked and did an abrupt 180 degree turn. Shaggy followed suit and made a controlled but blind 180 degree turn as well, but took a slightly wider angle. His turning circle took him directly into the flight path of a cyclist who had been coming up behind him. ‘F#*k’ said SD2. ‘Double f#*k,’ said the cyclist taking evasive action. I guess the hair cut connection has something to do with it being a hair raising experience, or a close shave perhaps. Anyway, as a representative of inconsiderate cyclists, in comes Indecent Exposure, allowing Armless to have a little fortunate chuckle to himself.
Awards - nope.
The GM asks all those with green shirts on to come into the circle. Mmm, has there been a new political party formed to take on the Red and Yellow Shirts in Thailand???? No, it’s well done on remembering this was a St. Patrick’s Day Run. But wait a minute, one of the Green Shirts has a dribbling problem, so it seems. On closer investigation, it is revealed that Shoe Shopper forgot it was a St Paddy’s Day Run and didn’t bring anything green to wear. But in her car was a bag of school netball bibs, which just happened to be green. With great creativity, she was able to somehow turn them into a matching top and bottom outfit which just could make the next Milan or Paris Fashion Show. I’m sure it will score a few goals.
AOB –- Not Tonite reminded us on this St Patrick’s Day Run to remember our great little Irish mate Fagsucker. Yep, who could forget the cheeky little bugger. And there were many green Alan Power shirts being worn too. On On Fagsucker.
- C. Radio called On On after finding trail at a T Check, and off went a group consisting of 3 males and a woman. From 50 metres back came the call of ‘Which one is the woman?’ Now Stiffy, Wet Brazilian is sporting a new and rather short hair style, but she still has all the essential parts that qualify her as a woman. I think you would have some serious problems in certain bars in Bangkok Stiffy!!
- Wet Brazilian brought to light a golden road rule when you are traveling along a road by any means. That is namely, keep your eyes on the road! One Male had his eyes on a rather attractive female pedestrian, causing him to almost run head first into an on coming car. Have a drink Cock Radio.
- Stiffy asked – ‘What do women do when their man is away?’ and this immediately got Shaggy Dick’s attention. Mine too. Well, allegedly, some women like to do a bit of scratching. Guess that charge had something to do with the recent hot weather causing heat rashes. Nothing that a bit of powder won’t fix in 24 hours or so.
- After the previous charge, Sneaky Comer then realized why so many people, especially Stiffy, had been a bit on edge tonight. They were either suffering from scratching so much due to heat rash or they were worried about it being contagious, leading to a mass out break of scratching. Not sure if I should just scratch these last 2 charges.
- Hooray told us that Kan Not Can enjoyed the run so much tonight that he actually managed to get onto the Monday men’s trail that was out this way 2 days earlier and ended up in Geylang. Guess this charge had a happy ending then.
- C Radio caught Mr. Potato Head after the run employing a definite wanking action with his hand between his legs, using the excuse that he was icing a strained muscle. Exactly!
- Jack Off accused the GM of being color blind, something to do with what constitutes green I think.
- Boo charges Loose Change for having a private party with Armless, Suzee Wong and In and Out. Why? Apparently Armless had a blow out tonight. On his bike.
- Hooray accused Wet N Wild and Sneaky Comer of short cutting under the disguise of saying that they were lost. If they were so lost, how did they get back 3 beers before him?
- The GM announced that Kamala and Wanker have achieved bf/gf status.
On on On on to Vista by the sea to watch the long legged girls with the short shorts on roller blades go past.
Scribed by Cock Radio.