Keppel road, shop houses, big bold skyscrapers, yada yada yada….

Let’s be honest, there’s only one thing we took from this week:

~Always do your homework before asking a hasher to explain their name to the circle* ~

For those of you (un)fortunate to have missed it, the scale of discomfort can only be measured against the yardstick that is our typically most trouble-making regular’s reaction:

“Oh. Oh dear.” [Penile extension, May 2026]

One half of the Hares had good enough luck to have finally persuaded a colleague to join us… Now that’s an awkward next-day coffee break. Having double checked the Harriets liability insurance, I can confirm that ‘Conversations with HR’ unfortunately aren’t included. Loose Lips have been left questioning whether this was a strategic maneuver by the committee to get her fired – after all, what better way to allow her full attention to be devoted to running the social media 😉

Huge thanks to our Hares Dirty Bum and Loose Lips for a hot, surprisingly-shiggy city run, complete with a sangria drink stop.

On on!

*This becomes twice as important if virgins are present.