Circle Report - Run 1847
Stiffy�s B�day Run
Vigilante Drive � Kent Ridge Park
Run Report:
�Form a Circle, gather round� was the call that caught us by surprise for 2 reasons. Firstly it was the voice of the GM making an appearance, and secondly it was only 6 o�clock. Since when does a 6 o�clock run start at 6 o�clock? A bit of trivial running around Kent Ridge Park for 5 minutes before heading down and locking onto our target, which surely had to be Mt. Faber. We seemed to skirt the perimeter of a lot of familiar territory, but we were heading in the right direction, just on a different route. A third unusual occurrence was that I saw the GM walking along and not talking. Amazing! After passing Malfunktion for the 6th time, thanks to some clever checks, it was finally familiar territory, the new pedestrian walk bridge. Up we go, and along. Just who would do that spiral loop around, down and back up again? Tiger Lily and Shaggy of course. Some scenic running along the bridge till it was time to come down at Depot Rd, where Tiger Lily took another wrong turn. Some nice trail through the bush under the walkway until a Circle check fooled us. Most thought it was back up onto the sky walk, but no! Yours truly went down some steps on a nice little trail and discovered another Circle. Mmm? After checking it out, I realized it must be the home trail. By this time the rest of the Pack had found the trail, which went brutally up and up some 60 steps into Telok Blangah Hill. �Stuff that,� said Sneaky Comer, �I did that last time. I�m going along the skywalk.� In the meantime I thought my best option was to follow the home trail in reverse until I ran into the rest of the pack somewhere at Mt Faber. And sure enough we all came together at the Wave Bridge into Mt Faber. Knowing where the home trail was on this side of the bridge, I stood in the bushes as the rest of the pack made their way across the bridge, only to find what I already knew must be there. Yes, a T Check! Then I made my move, �Need a woman!� and took off down the hill with Legaless. Into the bush at the bottom and along a slippery drain to the car park in Depot Rd that we are not allowed to run from anymore. May you have endless cockroaches in your kitchen you miser! Back up onto the sky bridge retracing our way, and down again, but not before Tiger Lily went the wrong way at the same place she did on the way out. Then through the Hort Park where we were tempted by the smell of delicious steaks, and back up the hill to the wagon in a tad over an hour. Well done hares, good work.
What did we think of the run? Despite Stiffy having an involvement, we all agreed that it was a good run. Are we going senile or soft? Well done Hares, nice work.
Tell us about your On On.
Colbar, $12 for fish and chips or chicken curry. Be there by 8.30 as Ma and Pa Tan � Kettle want to go to bed early.
Visitors and returnees;
Too Easy, Posh Duck, Malfunktion, Bagless and Alchoholiday from viva Las Vegas.
Alcoholiday, who was not wearing a shirt, then burst into an Elvis song, but didn�t get past the first line.
Next week;
Saturday at Changi, be there at 3.00
The firm Tits:
Jack Off decides that she should actually give them away personally rather than get someone else to do her dirty work. Who set the run tonight? Slowcum, Jack Off and Not Tonight. But wait a minute, didn�t we see Stiffy�s name plastered all over the newsletter and web site? Oh, work got in the way, can�t make it till later. Then surely Not Tonight would have been able to start setting it on her own until you got there? Don�t be silly, I wouldn�t trust her to set a run on her own! So it is the Velcro�s to the rescue. So where is the run going Not Tonight? Wait a minute, let me get out my map. Mmm, I think we�ll go this way. Umm, you have done a reccee, haven�t you? Of course. Let�s put in some mean T checks. Anyway, off they go setting the run with some sort of plan in mind. Then half way through, Stiffy turns up in his car and takes total control. He felt like he could do whatever he wanted, just because it was his birthday. Well Stiffy, Jack Off just feels like giving you the Tits, so there. Some one calls out 48. Is that his age? No, it�s his new tit size!
Lipstick:
Handbag, Sneaky Comer, Bagless and a new virgin front runner, Not Good Enough!
AOB:
- Why is Knobby Boy Scout dressed to kill tonight, Hawaiian shirt and all?
- Stiffy informs us that tonight we had 3 resignations, 5 women went home, 2 fainted and 7 men vomited. What was the cause of all this? Yes, it was Kan Not Can posing in his underwear for 45 minutes after the run.
- Slowcum overheard Alcoholiday asking Goody bags why she was changing her knickers. �Because these are tonight�s and these were today�s. Would you like to try them on?� she asked him. �No way, they�re see through,� he complained.
- Stiffy then tells Wet Pet she is no longer welcome in Malaysia. And just why not? Because they have banned yoga. Now go and meditate over that one.
- Jack Off was asked by Alcoholiday on the run �What�s this?� Well, in Singapore we call it a flower said Jack Off looking at the frangipani he was examining. Give the botanist a note.
- Wet Pet wants Father Anus, but seems he has already left, taking 2 young girls with him. Posh Duck and Boo, you�ll do for look a likes. There were 2 young girls walking their dogs tonight along the run and everyone commented �What lovely dogs,� as they passed. Well, almost everyone. Father Anus commented �What lovely girls.�
- Tiger Lily asks Alcoholiday if he is staying in a cheap hotel that doesn�t have running water. He replies, yes it is a cheap one in Chinatown. Then that would explain why he had to wash his face in the drinks ice water after the run. Yuck, puts a new meaning on puts back what the sweat takes out. Yeah, here, have a bit more sweat!
- Stiffy thought when he was laying the trail on the board walk with the little spiral loop that went down to nowhere and then back up again, just who would actually be stupid enough to do that? Yes, Tiger Lily and Shaggy Dick.
- Not Tonight tells us that Stiffy didn�t do any reccees for tonight�s run but she and Shoe Shopper did at some stage. And did Shopper fall for that trick again? Well, I�m not sure which trick, but no doubt she would fall for it again, and again, and again, and��
- Tiger Lily was having a coffee with Twin Towers this afternoon, which must have been tough for them as the rest of were slaving away at work, when Towers asked Tiger what time they would have to leave for the run. Well, as they were at Holland Village, Tiger estimated that it would take about 15 minutes in a cab. Yes, but what time should we leave repeats Twin Towers. So Tiger explains 1 step further that the run starts at 6.00 and it will them 15 minutes to get there. Yes, But what time should we leave? Repeats Twin Towers, really not getting to the root of the logistics being supplied to her by Tiger Lily. Give the logistics gal a note!
- Not Good Enough sees an immediate charge that stands out like dogs testicles, or in this case like Twin Tower�s boobs. He has Tiger and Towers back in for having the afternoon free to drink coffee at Holland Village while workers like poor Stiffy can�t even get time off work to set the run.
- Alcoholiday then sings Stiffy and Twin Towers a little ditty about whinging. That song would stop anyone whinging.
And with that, On on on to the Colbar before Ma and Pa Tan - Kettle shut up the kitchen and go to bed!
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