Run Report #2054 24/10/2012

The ‘Nomber Satu’
Run.

Hares: Zipp & Gypsy.

Where: Jalan Satu, East Coast

On On: Boxer Surprise on site.

 

The Run:

As we headed into Geylang, there was to be plenty of head ahead on this run. Hooray got off to a head start, as usual. The Hares then told us where to head, Wet Patch got ahead at one stage, the call of ‘Head,’ in Geylang was met with ‘How much?’ Big Head was propositioned 5 times, there were many skimpily dressed gals standing on straight corners that turned a few heads and as usual, Tiger Lily did not which way to head. Every time we turned a corner, Maggot called ‘Need a woman.’ And Fish Head Curry to finish off.

 

So the first part of the run wound it’s way in and out the whores Lor’s of Geylang. We passed the Indonesian section, Chinese, Filipino, Vietnamese, Thai and Cambodian. It really was a quick tour of the delights of SE Asia. Virginia Slim and Posh Duck were not seen again.

 

The second part of the run took us around the back streets of somewhere. Good checks kept the Pack together nicely. The highlight, or perhaps lowlight, was the almost completed ugly monstrosity of a mansion being built. Just what are the owners thinking? Anyway, we emerged at Dakota MRT via the back streets and across the road to home in 1 hour and 7.3km.

A very creative run, well done Hares. And was there any vodka in the cranberry/ apple juice? After 15 cups, Gypsy was still unsure, and he made the brew.

 

The Circle:
The GM is here!

 

Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Not enough head, too many red lights. A well laid f*#king good run!

 

Tell us about your On On:
Lenny surprise, tandoori chicken, fish head curry, brownies and ice cream.

 

Next week’s run: The Halloween Run, Associate Members. Scary already huh.

 

Visitors / Returnees:
Guest list written in size 72 font so the GM can read it. Phony Dick, Trash, Deep Throat 2, Wet Patch, Claudia, Jig, Malfunktion.

 

 

New Member: Nay

 

Virgins: A virgin in Geylang??

 

Tits: Hard to compete with some of the pairs we passed in Geylang. Was this a breast awareness run? No breasts awarded.

 

Dick:
Comes Quietly receives a Dick charge, for selling the little dick on E Bay. Could have got better deal in Geylang. [Wet 'n Wild still has the big dick.]

 

Lippy: Wet Patch for crossing a busy road without a woman, which is very difficult to do in Geylang, Maggot for unnecessary calling ‘Need a woman,’ in Geylang, and Comes Quietly for pimping.

 

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Awards –
to all men who did not stray off trail in the first 30 minutes. And to the GM who had collected $60 in her bra by the time she emerged from Geylang.

 

AOB:

• Malfunktion was standing next to a visitor who told him to squeeze and it will come out the end. What was she talking about?
  
• Big Head asked how many recees did the Hares do for this run? Six was the reply from Gypsy, and all were well laid.
  
• Not Tonight – ‘What do Virginia Slim and 007 have in common? They both drink Heineken. Slim refused to take her into a coffee shop in Geylang because it served Carlsberg and not Heineken. Slim said it was really because he would not have got enough for her.
  
• At various stages throughout the run, and afterwards, Kamala was asked by the wives of Slowcum, Gypsy, Virginia Slim, Boo and Stiffy – ‘Where is my husband, have you seen him?’ To the missing in action boys. A slight twist though, apparently Not Tonight asked Kamala where Gypsy was.
  
• Gypsy was thanked by Pissy (?) for setting the run so well, with markings every 15 feet. Gypsy knew that his markings were 25 metres apart, so based on this ratio of Piss, then 15 feet = 25 metres, then the all important male measurement of 6 inches equates to 1.08cm. Obviously she is easily satisfied.
  
• Stiffy told us that Slowcum was late tonight because he was stopped at a red light.
  
• Wet Patch got a serve for knowing that the going rate in Geylang was $50.
  
• Zipp tells us that if you want to f#*k your husband, do it at home. However, she still proceeds to charge her Co Hare husband. ‘Why did we do 6 recees in the Geylang section only and not the rest of the run? she asks Gypsy. And he made her hold his hand so that the girls would not call out to him.
  
• Lion City D&D Nov 17^th. See Jack Off.
  
• Seletar D&D Nov 24^th. Harriets table – see Slim
  
• Jack Off cops the final charge for demeaning a visitor by calling the Seletar Hash ‘Trash.’
  

 

Scribed by Cock Radio (who did not detour on the way home)

 

A man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo – she took the seat right beside him.

“Hello”, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?”

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, “Business. I’m going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States.”

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”

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“Lecturer,” she responded, “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality…” “Really”, he smiled, “what myths are those?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.” Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don’t even know your name!” “Tonto,” the man said. “Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.”