The ‘Viking’ Run
Labrador Park, Car Park B Hares: Mata Hari and Totally Unacceptable
On On: On Site by Mr Ho
The Circle:
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? GM Jackoff does not “accept” this run because most runs laid by Totally Unacceptable are road runs. This run she was surprised and impressed that there was jungle! Then she found out Mata Hari was involved… that explains it! Good Run!
Tell us about your On On: On site by Mr Ho.
Next week’s run: Tiger Lily at Bukit Gombak.
Guests: Just Jane, Bugle Boy, Totally Unacceptable, Dragon Breath, John, Ditch.
Returnees: In & Out.
Virgins: Johanna – her “bad” colleague made her come, it was her boss in California that told her to come. GM told her good because we are “bad”.
Lipstick: John, Bugle Boy, Ditch, In & Out, Boo, Welsh Git.
Tits: Wet Brazilian calls in several people who looked up the hill at a circle check… Johanna, In & Out, Tiger Lily, Bugle Boy, F’in Easy… tits go to Tiger Lily for not seeing the trail after apparently passing two obvious marks. Ditch is the hero for eventually finding the trail!
Dick: Stiffy says women in Brazil are known for big tits and small bikinis, but they are fighting back! Apparently Lulu now has a table for how the men perform. Oh well, forget all that, the dick goes to Mata Hari for calling Shiggy, “Shaggy,” even when it was written right there on her socks!
Banana Protector: In & Out says he found this person by the sound of their voice… sounded like the voice of a woman saying, “It’s so unfair… they were circle checking then they left me!” Turns out it was Bugle Boy so he gets the banana protector. Be a man next time!
Awards –Nope.
AOB:
- Just Jane is called into the circle because it is her last run with the Harriets!!! We are all sad to see her go and thank her for running with us almost every week. But wait, it’s her birthday too!!! Happy Birthday is sung and candles are blown out!
- Another couple is leaving us… Wet Pet and Welsh Git are retiring to Bali, boo hoo. They come into the circle and it’s decided that they need to be dressed a little more in the Bali style. Welsh Git loses his shorts for a skirt! The couple gets a down down and best wishes!
- Tiger Lily calls Just Jane into the circle and gives her a present for her birthday – she’s re-gifting her wooden peek-a-boo sculpture so Just Jane has something to take to The Netherlands.
- Dragon Breath charges Imperfect Member for taking a “short cut” from the pack of women he was with … due to the rain he says he thinks he is doing his own run tonight! Turns out he went to the pub and had a beer… A true hasher!
- Bugle Boy charges Goes Down Easy and F’in Easy for having a little tiff at brunch. FE told Goes Down Easy she was supposed to be earlier, but showed up two hours late. GDE said she’s been busy. FE accused his wife saying you’ve been sleeping with my friends! Is it Boo? Is it In & Out? Kannot Kan? But GDE said no… don’t you think I have my own friends?
On on to the On On.
Scribed by Goes Down Easy