Run Report #1986 13/7/2011

The “We are Locals but still do Tourist, even if all the tourists are on school vacation” Run

Hares: Dances with Kerbs & Sybil

Where: Pearl Bank Car Park

On On: On Site Packet Biryani

The Run

No idea. Chinatown???

The Circle: The stand in GM gave thanks to the universe for the Full moon. Ed: so what, there were no lights in the car park???

Crikey, what did we think of that for a run? It was declared that it was a good run by all. Thanks the Hares, Dances with Kerbs and Sybil.

Tell us about your on on: was apparently packet Biryani. Assume it was good?

Next week’s run: Ugly Bum @ Turf City but she has to borrow a GPS to help her set the run.

Visitors / Returnees: Headshot, Juliet, Patrick, Jason, Totally Unacceptable, Dickson and Mr. Wiggly.

Virgins: 3 Virgins; Sivi, Jackson and June.

Lipstick: for some naughty boys: Headshot, Jackson, Sivi and Patrick.

Tits: Ad Nauseum gave away his TITS to Shoe shopper who told him she does not like to drive in Chinatown and also that it is full of Chinese. Not to forget that she ran across the road.

Dick: The Dick was M.I.A on this evening. Ed: Sybil has it, and she set the run? What, aren’t you finished with it yet???

Awards – None, tonight!

AOB:

· Ugly Bum – Jackson made a call home to his wife and she overheard him saying, “ Everything is alright, nothing is happening. In fact, it’s a little boring here!”

· Hand Bag then defended Jackson, as it is the only thing to say to your wife so she won’t come along.

· Stiffy: To the Hares, Dances with Kerbs and Sybil. Which one of them set the run? Who spelt the word Check as CHEK?

· Visitor Mr. Wiggly started with a charge but we gave him a note and a down down instead! He was happy to be able to run with us, he said! And he brought June.

· Kan not Kan: To Shoe shopper for not breaking the check when she found in. Ad Nauseum decided it was a dead end when it was not. Stiffy: For declaring it was not a dead end. Open To The Floor went on the trail, even try to break the check but she was blind sighted to the obvious and missed it.

· Sybil to Big Head, Ad Nauseum and Father Anus. Sybil was looking for help to set the run and was getting frustrated so asked her good friends but they were useless. Father Anus he said ok since he has a free day but showed up only after the run at 7.30pm

· Shoe Shopper needed a translator, as she is not speaking to one of the hares, Dances with Kerbs. Something about making her run up too many stairs? Sorry, it all got lost in the translation. I had a long 2 days shopping with Kan the Kobra and we just made it in time for the circle!

And with that, it’s On on to Biryani.

Scribed by Deep Throat.

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