The Last Minute Run
Temasek ClubCar Park.
Colbar
Hares: Two Jugs, Goes Down Easy, The Boxer
On On: The Colbar
The Run:
I could write about the Friday Hash members who decided to change on the edge of the main Temasek Car Park road, offending management and a wedding party. But I won’t.
I could talk about the same run site vicinity being used 4 or 5 times in the space of 2 weeks. But I won’t.
I could talk about Hashers who stand in the middle of the road incurring the wrath of motorists when there are ample off road places to congregate before and after the run. But I won’t.
I could talk about the Wednesday members who blocked the public footpath leading to the Colbar after the run. But I won’t.
I could talk about all the paper that gets left lying in public places after runs. But I won’t.
I could talk about all the shower water bottles that get left lying 20 meters from the beer truck, without their caps, for Croc Hunter to retrieve after everyone has gone. But I won’t.
Instead I will talk about the Run. Last minute Hares, Two Jugs, The Boxer, and Goes Down Easy did a fine job setting an enjoyable run. Due to a run site relocation, the run got underway at 6.15. What time does a 6 o’clock run start?
Trail wound its way up to One North Gateway and around the back of Buona Vista MRT. A steady pace was set by a frisky set of fillies.
At 6.45 the long / short split was reached. A kamikaze group decided to do the loop up Ulu Pandan Canal. Those wanting to reach the Beer Wagon before darkness set in took the short route back along the old railway line before threading their way through the black and white houses.
The Circle: Jack Off gets the Circle going on a rather public piece of grass in front of the Colbar. Croc Hunter thoughtfully found some red and white tape to fence off a rather intimidating drain that threatened to devour those with a few drinks under their belt.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Not enough car park, too many managers.
Tell us about your On On: The Colbar. Curry chicken & fries $15.
Next week’s run: Breast Cancer Awareness Run, Dempsey.
Guests: Park Whore Bitch, Vicki, Sweet Thighs, Bugle Boy, Just Jane, Dragon Breath, EMP, Butt Wiper.
Lipstick: Hooray, Butt Wiper, PWB, EMP
Virgins: Julia, David, Laura
New Member: Nope
Tits: Goes Down Easy Calls in Jack Off. As GM, she was unable to persuade the Manager of the Temasek Club to let us stay. The Boxer tried her best also to influence the Manager. Maybe she needs some bigger Tits to try and influence him.
Dick: Sybil calls in CR for being a trouble maker. The scribe could not find a suitable place to sit and write (I was harassed by various people sitting on chairs behind me, people talking nonstop and people blocking my light – scribe). The scribe was brought in from his spot alone under a street light.
Banana Protector: Zipp and Gypsy have taken it diving.
Awards – Nope.
AOB:
- EMP brings in Tiger Lily and Butt Wiper for running through 4 T Checks. We know Tiger Lily is blind. As for Butt Wiper, he needs to get his eyes off Tiger Lily’s butt.
- EMP and PWB get a rousing send off song, and despite our very public setting, Boo leads everyone in a moving rendition of ‘F#*k off you ……’
- Dragon Breath tells how Just Jane screamed the house down on Sunday when she nearly stepped on a ‘giant’ monitor lizard. All 6 inches of it. Really an overgrown gecko. Then tonight she side stepped, to the tune of 20 metres, around a dog that was no bigger than a battery sized toy. Toughen up girl.
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Penile Extension was called on his phone by Boxer to find out what size T shirt he wears. After 10 years of marriage, she still does not know her husband’s size.
On that note, On On to the On On.
Scribed by Cock Radio.
What deep thinkers men are…
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the bollocks?
Women always maintain that giving birth is far more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the bollocks.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the bollocks is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say, “You know, I think I’d like another kick in the bollocks.”
I rest my case. Time for another beer.