The ‘Bob a Job’Run
Kent Ridge Park
Knobby Boy Scout
The Run
With the scheduled Hares struck down with Dengue Fever, and the rest of the members recovering from Ribena Poisoning, just who would step in to set the Run? Like a good Boy Scout doing a good deed, Knobby Boy Scout put his hand up. He gave a 5 minute description of what the run entailed, then allowed time to go back to cars to get emergency taxi money. Gypsy was more concerned if there would be a drink stop. Apparently Knobby also gave instructions about the start of the run being on chalk and flour, the ending on paper.
Big Head set us off, straight to a T Check. Bring back the old GM. Down the steps and into the back streets. A Circle saw runners go left, right, backwards. I went straight and found paper at the canal. On back was called but I had found trail. So I will just wait at the canal until the rest of the pack arrives. And I waited. And waited. No Pack, not even a sound. However, Boo eventually came along, and so I knew I was in big trouble. What did Knobby Boy Scout say about paper being used for the 2nd half of the run??
Maybe I would run into the Pack head first if I followed paper. Seemed a good theory until I found chalk arrows pointing the same way I was going. Anyway, along Pasir Panjang Rd, bumped into Coo Chi Coo, who was not even on the run, back up to Hor Park for short/long split.
The short run took the long ascending zig zag path back to the top of Kent Ridge. The long went right through Alexandra Park, South Buona Vista and a nice climb up Vigilante Rd. Long Run about 10 and ½ kms, a nice hit out for the ½ Marathon on Sunday.
Anyway, for those that stayed on flour and chalk in the first half, there was pretty much a figure 8 circuit that took in Pepys Rd.
Well done Hare, a fine run! Not as good as the run 4 weeks ago, but nice try!
The Circle: The stand in GM, Big Head, calls the Circle to order but is hustled out by 2 alternative wanna be GM’s , one resplendent with a Dame Edna Silver Rinse, along with fox skin stole, and the other with a Julia Gillard Red Head style complete with red boa. Even changing their names for the occasion to help out Shoe Shopper, who had to make an emergency hospital dash with her son, Pussy Radio and Shaggy Pussy 2 offered to help out for the night. While Shaggy Pussy 2 noted that the 2 of them actually did not possess a physical pussy between them, in order to qualify for Harriet status, Pussy Radio did state that they had been called ‘a pair of c#*ts’ on a few occasions.
And so the Circle continued with Shaggy Pussy 2 and Pussy Radio, until finally their high pitched voices gave way, requiring emergency lubrication, and they handed back to Big Head.
So, what did we think of that for a run? Too much shiggy, not enough tarmac. Was that the ½ Marathon? Where was the Sheares Bridge? Good run, especially at short notice. Well done Knobby, and thanks.
Tell us about your On On: North Indian Food down the road a bit. ‘Great food,’ says Open To The Floor, ‘I’ve eaten there the last 2 nights.’
Next week’s run: Ad Naseum and Ugly Bum, stay tuned. Bukit Brown Cemetery off Sime Road
Visitors: Jiggy Jig, Ayam Zinking, Sophie and possibly a few other misfits I missed.
Virgins: nope.
Returnees: Quicksand. (Is she a member of the Ayam Zinking family??)
Lipstick: Lipstick is missing.
Tits: In her absence, Shoe Shopper has given her Tits to Wet Patch to hold onto. There was talk of a pulled muscle man- just how do you pull a muscle while driving to the Hash? There was talk of the person who sat on a chair in the middle of the field and watched the Pack run past. And there was talk of Fat Crashing Bastard, a man never short of a word, running out of words for ‘slippery.’
Then of course there was Cock Radio, dressed like he could do with a pair of Tits, who didn’t listen to the Hares instructions, found paper early on, and despite being told, allegedly, only to follow chalk and flour early on, followed the paper and thus missed 1 loop of the run. Take the Tits.
Ah, some Lipstick has been found. In you come Maggot, and don’t do it again.
Dick: Ayam Zinking still has the Dick at home, perfecting his stretching actions presumably.
Awards – nil
AOB
· Not Tonight, on seeing Shaggy Pussy, is reminded of a Shaggy Dog story. Sophie was on the way home from the Dog Hash when she realized she was missing something. Yep, her dog. She had left it back at the run site. Doing a quick U turn, back she went to find it still chained next to the drink table, waiting faithfully for it’s mistress to return.
A Hash Naming has presented itself with this one, and so Sophie will now be known as Lost Bitch.
· Shaggy Pussy 2 heard someone calling ‘Need a woman,’ at a Check. This is quite normal on the Hash, except it was Jack Off doing the calling. Give the sexually confused one a note.
· Stiffy discovered that Father Anus has expanded his building business into landscaping. He became very agitated when he saw Suzee Wong and Loose Change short cutting up the grass and gardens instead of taking the zig zag path.
· Handbag told how Indecent Exposure lived up to her name. After showering, she discovered she had forgotten her bra. But wait a minute, here it is she exclaims after foraging in her bag. And out of her bag she pulls ….. A hand phone cover!
· Slowcum had a conversation with Loose Change who was trying to think of a crumbly cheese dessert beginning with ‘T.’ Slowcum was confused as to what it could be, until Loose Change discovered her dessert actually started with ‘R’, not T.
· Cock Radio just saw Knobby Boy Scout worried about an approaching car wanting to drive through the Circle. Umm, Knobby, we are at the end of a dead end street.
· Mother Tongue has a charge involving Knobby Boy Scout, virgin and change. And that’s as far as I could get with that one.
· Shaggy Pussy 2 gives Stiffy a lesson on how to be a married man. When you are standing one side of the Circle chatting up a married woman and your wife is the other side looking at you and calling ‘Stiffy,’ that is a signal to stop talking immediately, leave her alone and get over to me this instant. One word means so much Stiffy.
· Lion City D & D , Nov 27, Tanglin Club, ‘A Night in Shanghai.’
· Breast Cancer Awareness Run is coming up, stay tuned.
· Mother Tongue brings all the men, I think for not taking Breasts seriously. Anyway, have a drink.
On on to North Indian Curry.
Scribed by Cock Radio.