The ‘Female is Always Right, So Shut Up Jim,’ Run
Bukit Browne Cemetery
Ad Nauseum & Ugly Bum
The Run
Thank heavens the Hares had studied their calendar and not planned this run 1 week ago at the end of Hungry Ghosts. Oh my Buddha, in this setting, it could have been even scarier than just having Ugly Bum and Ad Nauseum setting a run together.
This is a great running area, will it be a great run??? Bloody oath it will be. These 2 hares are tops. Speaking of tops, Ugly Bum was resplendent in her florally wide brim sun hat. And the Hares did not let us down. Great checks kept the FRB’s at the front, back and middle, the BRB’s were kept at the front, back and middle, and the MRB’s also had their turn at front, back and middle.
This led to a most amazing range of women taking a turn at the front of the pack – Not Tonight, Shoe Shopper, Suzee Wong, Wet Thong, Kamala, Cookie Monster, Too Easy, Zipp, Big Head, Mother Tongue, Posh Nash and Mrs. Potato Pussy were some of the women seen leading the way at some stage! Surely this was a sign of cunning checks.
The Hares took us through some great trails, and a great little patch of water at one stage. They managed to keep us pretty much within the confines of the Cemetery area, tricking us 2 times with false trails heading out towards Lornie Rd and then Mt. Pleasant Rd. A stretch along a canal/drain at the back of houses allowed for some dog patting and admiring how some people live. It also ensured everyone went home with wet and muddy shoes.
The run finished with a bit of jungle followed by a nice track that brought us back to the side of the car park where the Beer Wagon awaited.
The only down side to the night was seeing where developers had freshly knocked a patch of jungle down somewhere near the Disabled Riding School. But we don’t hold the Hares responsible for that.
Well done Hares, a fine run! Not as good as the run 5 weeks ago, but nice try!
The Circle:
So, what did we think of that for a run? A bit dead, haunting. A grave situation. BTW, it is noted that the Hares were very respectful, as their trail involved minimal use of the grave areas. Well done. A very good run.
Tell us about your On On: Red Lantern.
Next week’s run: Armless and Indecent Exposure, Fort Canning.
Visitors: Singaporn – ‘Damm it.’
Finally produces her list.- Cookie Monster, Shiggy Piggy, Nancy, Jiggy Jig, Bob a Job Boy, Knobby Boy Scout, Bagless. Possibly a few others I missed.
Virgins: 2- Jane and Andy. ‘Are you married?’ asked the GM. ‘Yes, but not to each other.’ Mmm, ok, no further questions on that one.
Returnees: no Boomerangs today.
Lipstick: Mr Potato Head Mrs. Pussy Head, to some very vocal calls of ‘Join the f*#king Men’s Hash,’ from SD2, he had no backing out of this. Bob a Job also joined him.
Tits: ‘Shameless. Shameless, shameless’ was the call of protest from CR. Always having a lady in front was totally, totally disregarded by Mrs. Pussy Head, in what can only be described as a totally unacceptable and shameless piece of running. So, if you are going to run in front, you need Tits. (Follow on line to the last sentence censored, this is a family read, but it involved another part of the female anatomy – Ed!)
Dick: Ayam Zinking still has the Dick at home, perfecting his stretching actions presumably. Could be rather stretched by now.
Awards – 1050 Runs (and walks)- Sybil. Fantastic effort, you trooper!
250 Runs (and hobbles) – Slowcum. Well done!
50 Runs (and puddle hopping) Singaporn. ‘Off off off,’ is the call, and she does! And then gets helplessly tangled up trying to put her new top on. After several attempts which resulted in her arms being tangled above her head, Singaporn retreated to the shadows to preserve her modesty. Don’t worry Singaporn; by the time you get to 1050 Runs, you will have it mastered!
AOB
· Sneaky Comer is disappointed with the lack of f*#k me shoes being worn in the Circle of late. But his hopes were up today when he saw a Committee Member turn up from work in some very high heels before the run. But did she wear them to the Circle?? No! Get in here Big Head, what’s the story?
· Not Tonight calls in Sticky, which she self corrects to Stiffy, who has been paying no attention at all, and gives him a 3 question test to see if he has been listening. Questions 1 and 2 correct, question 3 – ‘Where is next week’s run?’ Umm, no idea. Got him.
· Sybil was pleased with Stiffy keeping to the rules of ‘Lady in front at all times.’ So when Sybil was the front lady, he kindly lent a helping hand, on her bum, to help her up a hill. But she questioned him, why didn’t he do the same for Quickie when she was in the lead? ‘Because her bum isn’t as sexy as yours.’ was his reply. Stiffy then tried to explain the context of this to Boo, to no avail!
· Speaking of bums, Ugly Bum follows up about males not paying attention. She had spent all day meticulously organizing the run, with Ad Nauseum continuously asking her ‘have you done this, have you done that, don’t forget to …’ and so on and so on. ‘Check’ was Ugly Bum’s confirmation on all items. Well done Ugly Bum. But Ad Nauseum, what happened to your check list? Thanks Father Anus for supplying him with some shoes, and thanks Shiggy Piggy for lending him a pair of shorts. Check!
· Wet Brazilian was running behind a male who straddled a sapling tree which bent and bent and bent as it caught between his legs. Eventually the sapling was released from the grips of the males crotch, resulting in a major swing back right into Wet Brazilian’s face. And not even an apology from Bagless 2, or his crotch. Ha ha, nice one!
· The GM gets all the ½ marathoners in. Well done everyone. Now, all those who ran it under 2 hours, stay in. There was no one left.
· Mother Tongue congratulated Ugly Bum on the beautiful sun hat she wore setting the run. ‘Where did you get that hat… ?’
· Fat Crashing Bastard reckons that this is a big car park, optimum safety for drivers parking. However, Mother Tongue did her best to turn it into a smash up derby by attempting to squeeze in behind the beer wagon while it was reversing to park.
· Wet Thong reminds us about all the flat chested girls we sing about, but tonight she noticed one female eating some of the yummy organic dipped supplied by Ugly Bum. She dribbled some of her cracker at one stage, but it failed to reach the ground. It landed on her right boob instead. Well done Jane, our virgin with the not so flat chest.
· Speaking of boobs, Suzee Wong advertises the ‘Feel the Boobies,’ Run on Oct 27.
· Hand Bag, looking like executive material, advertises the Lion City D&D on Nov 27
· Wet Patch wonders just how the 2 Hares got on with each other during the run. At one stage, there were 2 sets of arrows perpendicular to each other – so who went into the jungle and who went along the path? Ugly Bum can’ remember this point, but states categorically that it was HIS fault.
· GM has a naughty little school girl to deal with. Deep Throat, who has been chatting during the Circle, was told to be quiet by the GM. So Deep Throat stopped. As soon as the GM turned her back, what did Deep Throat start doing? Yep, chatting again. She ought to be spanked.
On on to the Red Lantern.
Scribed by Cock Radio.